So there's a giant drabble war going on for the fic Olympics at the SPNwriterlounge.
Being on Team het is exhausting! Mostly because we're the underdogs against Team slash, Team gen, Team RPS and Team Wincest.
But I've gotten a whole bunch done! So I'm pretty proud of that. Yes, some of them suck, but hey!
Couples include: Dean/OFC, Sam/OFC, Sam/Jess, John/Mary, Dean/Jo, Dean/Cassie, Dean/Anna, Dean/Jamie, Dean/Lisa, Chuck/OFC, and probably others, but meh. What I have so far are under the cut for all interested. There are a couple of Doctor Who crossover ones, but they're very silly and poorly written. So deal with it.
Dean/OFC (mild Who Crossover)
Do your worst!
By leighleighla
The pumpkins had yet to be carved still, mostly because she had deemed it necessary to throw the pumpkin guts at him, as a joke.
But revenge, apparently, wound up being best served slimy, because Dean decided to throw some right back.
"No!" She cried as he grabbed her playfully and shoved some in her hair. "No!" "What're you gonna do about it?" he laughed.
"I...I have a banana!"
He burst into stunned laughter as she brandished, yes, a banana.
"What?!"
She pounced on him then, and it was all over, mostly because he was happy to be pounced on.
Dean/Lisa, Ben
Trials of a New Fatherhood
By leighleighla
"Mooom!" Ben cried, his angry voice ringing through the house. "Dean won't let me go play outside!"
"You're such a tattle tale," Lisa heard Dean hiss.
Lisa sighed. The torment of being a mother and a new wife. "Dean, why not?"
Dean went rigid, as she walked into the room, almost looking like a dear in the headlights. "Cause...cause it's dark out. He could get hurt."
"It's not that dark," Ben snipped dimly.
Lisa sighed and kissed Dean gently trying to reasure him. "He'll be fine."
Dean scratched at his hair. Learning to be flexible about this shit sucked.
Dean/Haley, Jenny
An Angel Without Wings...
by leighleighla
"Mommy, the angel has pretty wings."
Haley Collins-Winchester gave her husband a stunned look as their youngest smiled up at Castiel.
Castiel, for his part, looked altogether far too curious in their little girl for Haley's taste.
"Dean," she said warningly. She hated their fights. But this...
Dean, for his part, was staring at little Jenny with wide, tormented eyes. "Jenny-Bean, you can't really see his wings, can you?" He tried to smile.
She nodded, smiling a happy smile. "They're pretty and made of fluff! Don't you see them?"
Dean swallowed and gripped Haley's hand as tight as he could.
Dean/OFC (Doctor Who crossover)
Bananas Are Good. Very Good
A crossover Drabble
By leighleighla
The Doctor gave Dean an angry look. "You want to marry my daughter."
"Yes, sir," Dean said. "Yes sir." He felt weird calling this skinny alien "sir" or anything other than a skinny alien, but he knew that Miranda would be miserable if he started fights.
He loved her enough to marry her, he loved her enough not to piss off her father.
"Why?"
"Cause I love her."
"And?"
Dean blinked, at a loss.
"Tell me," the Doctor said. "Do you like bananas?"
"Excuse me?"
The Doctor nodded. "Good source of potassium."
Dean wondered what he was getting himself into.
Dean/Jamie
Ding Ding!
by leighleighla
Dean woke up next Jamie in the morning, fluffy sheets, and the smell of cinnamon and pumpkins in the air.
It was the best sleep he'd had since being back from the pit that wasn't alcohol induced.
Even WITH the torment of trying to peel out of the lederhosen.
Jamie made up for it. All happy and soft and flexible. Very flexible.
He reached out and stroked her back, grinning when her eyes opened. The dimly-lit room around them set the mood more of what had happened the previous night.
She kissed him. "Ready for round two, G-Man?"
Oh yes he was.
Dean/Cassie
Revenge: A Dish Best Left to Sour
By leighleighla
The door slammed in his face and Dean snarled. "CASSIE!"
"You want revenge?!" she called. "Go and get it!"
"My brother is dead, Cassie!" he yelled. "He's dead, and I...I have to go..."
Cassie swung open the door, looking offended. "And leave me. Again. You miserable asshole!"
"You don't..." Dean's voice died out on him. "You don't get it. I have...he was my brother, Cassie...he was..."
She hated these fights. These fights that ended in Dean being reduced to a puddle of grief.
"He's gone," he said. "My brother's gone."
Cassied took a deep breath, wrapping her arms around him.
Dean/Anna
Damn Funny Angels
By leighleighla
She wears angel wings on halloween, the stark white a contrast with her red hair.
"Going for irony?" Dean asks, grinning a little as he takes her hand.
Anna grins and holds his hand firmly, a piece of fluff from her wings floating into her hair. "It would offend my brothers and sister," she admits. "But I find it a little funny."
Dean shakes his head. "Angel humor. I never got it."
Dean grins and kisses her cheek gently. "Come on. Let's get this Halloween crap over with before everything goes wrong."
"Love for it must be acquired," Anna replies.
John/Mary
After The War
by leighleighla
He hadn't meant to offend her, but for some reason he just had to open his big mouth.
It had earned John Winchester a Punch in the face, and he knew that he was in love with Mary Campbell.
For the next couple of years, she tormented him, and made him miserable until she'd finally kissed him softly, and told him wasn't gonna keep the fights going anymore.
She even waited for him when he went off to war.
He was so happy to see her when he got back, that he snogged her, right in front of her father.
Dean/OFC
A Little Insurance
By LeighLeighla
He was shook away suddenly, and he jerked, giving a sleepy snort. "What?!"
"Dean."
Oh. Yeah. In his foggy mind, he recalled the events of the previous night. Hehehe. He was awesome.
"Dean."
"Hrm?"
"I...I have to go to work, Dean."
"Mhm."
"And..."
He cracked an eye open, and watched her face turn bright red. She was beautiful; petite with long hair and a sweet face. And the night before, he'd taken out some insurance to make sure he got to have her again.
"And...and...where the hell did you hide all of my knickers?"
He grinned and stretched. "What knickers?"
Chuck/OFC
It's Good to Be the King
By leighLeighla
He just couldn't believe how amazingly successful he'd become. It wasn't so long ago that his books regarded as frilly trash and now...
Now...
And now he was sitting at his own booth at Comic Con in San Diego, signing photos and books and dvd's of the movie made out of his books and...
And there was this gorgeous brunette right in front of him.
He looked up, and found her smiling brightly at him. She set down a copy of "No Rest for the Wicked."
"Carver Edlund, I'm your biggest fan," she said flirtatiously.
Oh yeah. Fame was good.
John/Mary
Another Brick in the Wall
By LeighLeighla
Their fights became more frequent, to the point where Mary picked up a metal chair and swung it in John's face.
He was lucky not to lose any teeth!
"What the hell, Mary!"
"Look!" she cried, throwing the chair away. She kicked him. "What you did." She kicked him again. "To our BABIES!"
Sam and Dean were in the other room, both passed out cold from another hunt; both bleeding and bruised and broken.
Always broken.
As sick as it sounded, looking up into Mary's angry face, this was one of the reasons he loved her. Damn she was passionate.
Dean/OFC
The Wacky
By LeighLeighla
To say he's worried is an understatement.
Who does that? Who stands there one minute and then the next collapses for no reason.
Although it's not for no reason. The Doctor said she was getting sick. Not enough food, not enough sleep not enough...anything.
Typical.
He wanders the giftshop in the hospital and takes a deep breath, looking around.
When he spots the teddy bear with his little arm in a cast that says "get well soon" he thinks himself a wuss, but buys it for her anyways.
Falling in love, as Buffy would say, makes you do the wacky.
Dean/OFC
Wedding Bells?
By LeighLeighla
"What the hell are you doing to my car?!"
Sam looked up,from his task. He looked back at the rear bumper of the Impala, where he was attaching empty cans and a sign that read "just married." He opened his mouth, and then closed it.
"Surprise?"
Dean glowered. "You suck."
"You're the one getting hitched tomorrow! I thought it'd be funny!"
"You still suck."
"Your mom sucks."
"No, your mom sucks."
"YOU BOTH HAVE THE SAME MOTHER!" Dean's bride-to-be cried. "SHUT UP!"
Both boys snickered, and Dean sat down with his beer.
Sam tapped it with a can. "Congrats, Dean."
Dean/Jo
Karaoke Night!
By LeighLeighla
"...KEEPIN YOU IN SIGHT! YOU'RE A CANDLE IN THE WIND ON A COLD DARK WINTER'S NIIIIGHHHHTTT..."
Jo buried her face in her hands. "Oh god. Oh GOD."
"I would just like to point out," Sam said evenly, trying desperately not to laugh at his brother, singing karaoke, while pointing at Jo. "That this is all your fault."
"No!" Jo laughed. "No! You got him drunk."
"And you told him that if he got up and sang a song, you would sleep with him," Sam said factually. "Therefore, this is your fault."
Jo shook her head, as Dean wiggled his bottom.
Sam/Jess
Kiss, Pooky!
By LeighLeighla
"POOKY!"
Sam cringed. Melanie Haroldson was beautiful and stupid, and while the sex was awesome, everything else sucked.
From next to him, his lab partner, Jess chortled.
"Pooky," she said mockingly. "How do you stand it?"
"I'm starting not to be able to," Sam admitted guiltily. "She's driving me crazy."
Jess grins. "Well, when she drives you crazy enough to dump her, give me a call. Cause you're cute, and she's way too dumb for you."
Sam's eyes widened in shock as Jess got to her feet and smiled as she left. Melanie took her place, but Sam didn't notice.
*flops down* not as many as one of my teammates but still a good amount.