DOC pranks and funness
Ok so ocassionally my coworker and I like to fuck with the kids because they drive us crazy so...there is this one girl is really fucking crazy so we fucked with her.
last night she asked for an extra blanked cause she was cold so we told her that all we had left was singing and dancing blankets and she would have to sing or dance to get it. she didnt want to dance so she skipped for it.
Then tonight we decided when she got excused that my coworker, myself, and 2 other offenders would do everything in slow motion. So I pop her door and i go to the cell door in slow motion, turn the ket in slow motion and open it in show motion, my coworker walks behind the desk in slow motion and said "how are you doing today" then one of the offenders was standing by the desk eating an apple and one was folding laundry, both in show motion. then one of the offenders tripped, spilled a cup of water and fell (ALL IN SLOW MOTION) and then taylor looked down and said "what a mess" all in slow motion. This girl got so pissed that she ran in the bathroom and started slamming the shower cage and shit. IT was the funniest thing every...so much so that i almost peed a little.
The same night one of the girls from her cottage got brought down to our unit on suicide and told her all the girls in her cottage were talking about her so she tried to kill herself. I went to her door and she was blue with a pillow case tied really tight around her neck. I had to brace myself and yank it off, it was so tight i couldnt even get fingers under it to losen it.
moral of the story kids...dont make fun of people cause you never know when they are going to go off.
last night she asked for an extra blanked cause she was cold so we told her that all we had left was singing and dancing blankets and she would have to sing or dance to get it. she didnt want to dance so she skipped for it.
Then tonight we decided when she got excused that my coworker, myself, and 2 other offenders would do everything in slow motion. So I pop her door and i go to the cell door in slow motion, turn the ket in slow motion and open it in show motion, my coworker walks behind the desk in slow motion and said "how are you doing today" then one of the offenders was standing by the desk eating an apple and one was folding laundry, both in show motion. then one of the offenders tripped, spilled a cup of water and fell (ALL IN SLOW MOTION) and then taylor looked down and said "what a mess" all in slow motion. This girl got so pissed that she ran in the bathroom and started slamming the shower cage and shit. IT was the funniest thing every...so much so that i almost peed a little.
The same night one of the girls from her cottage got brought down to our unit on suicide and told her all the girls in her cottage were talking about her so she tried to kill herself. I went to her door and she was blue with a pillow case tied really tight around her neck. I had to brace myself and yank it off, it was so tight i couldnt even get fingers under it to losen it.
moral of the story kids...dont make fun of people cause you never know when they are going to go off.