That helmet won't protect him when the other guard shoves him over that railing in a fit of jealous rage. ...or maybe they just have to rotate, and Thursdays, Celmont gets the Seguay.
a sweet job on a stand-up go-kart where you get to wear your helmet all day and not be ridiculed sounds good to me. also, with mom not around to cramp your steeze, you can wear that shit anywayz you want. that and mall employees get a discount on all ICP merch... that's gonna save him hundreds.
I can also forsee a certain "Seguay tragedy as guard tumbles two stories.".
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he's not some safety geek, ok?
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that and mall employees get a discount on all ICP merch... that's gonna save him hundreds.
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