just remember these things.
things that guys should know about girls (least i think)
-when we say "it's fine", it's proabably not really fine
-not all girls are skinny. as a matter of fact the united states has the most fat people. so get over it and love the meaty girls too.
-you know on porns when the girl orgasm's everytime, it's not like that in real life everytime you have sex. so chances are she's faking if she does everytime. (it's just basicly for the pleasure)
-girls have hair on their bodies too. get over it once more.
-a lot of girls have stretch marks. just because they have them doesn't mean they're fat. it means that there skin isn't adjusting to the growth of the body.
-when we say to drop it... just drop it. are you that stupid to keep pissing us off.
-when you're around your guy friends, don't act like an ass hole. you'll get bitched out.
-do not sugar-coat shit to try and suck up. it gets old.
-yes girls do masterbate. a lot of them just don't admit to it.
-do not get the thought in your head that we can't hit hard. you don't want to fuck with us when we're pissed.
-when we're PMSing... don't give us an attitude. and we do exspect you to forgive us for being a bitch, just an FYI.
-if we say go away when we're crying, it's probably a lie.
-if you say you're going to be back soon, be back soon, it gets irrating waiting for hours.
-if we say nothing is wrong when we look upset, we're probably lieing.
-we're jealous girls. even the ones who deny it feel hurt when you guys fuck up.
-we love flowers, so give em!
-if we remember your birthday, remember fucking ours!
-just because you don't like writing notes isn't an excuse not to.
-girls are the reason you're in this world... just because we're smaller doesn't mean we can't take you out.
if you have anything you think i should add tell me, i'll add it.
love ~this little girl~
-when we say "it's fine", it's proabably not really fine
-not all girls are skinny. as a matter of fact the united states has the most fat people. so get over it and love the meaty girls too.
-you know on porns when the girl orgasm's everytime, it's not like that in real life everytime you have sex. so chances are she's faking if she does everytime. (it's just basicly for the pleasure)
-girls have hair on their bodies too. get over it once more.
-a lot of girls have stretch marks. just because they have them doesn't mean they're fat. it means that there skin isn't adjusting to the growth of the body.
-when we say to drop it... just drop it. are you that stupid to keep pissing us off.
-when you're around your guy friends, don't act like an ass hole. you'll get bitched out.
-do not sugar-coat shit to try and suck up. it gets old.
-yes girls do masterbate. a lot of them just don't admit to it.
-do not get the thought in your head that we can't hit hard. you don't want to fuck with us when we're pissed.
-when we're PMSing... don't give us an attitude. and we do exspect you to forgive us for being a bitch, just an FYI.
-if we say go away when we're crying, it's probably a lie.
-if you say you're going to be back soon, be back soon, it gets irrating waiting for hours.
-if we say nothing is wrong when we look upset, we're probably lieing.
-we're jealous girls. even the ones who deny it feel hurt when you guys fuck up.
-we love flowers, so give em!
-if we remember your birthday, remember fucking ours!
-just because you don't like writing notes isn't an excuse not to.
-girls are the reason you're in this world... just because we're smaller doesn't mean we can't take you out.
if you have anything you think i should add tell me, i'll add it.
love ~this little girl~