touch. crotch. *goes into song* "touch me baby!!"
ALRIGHTY... whoa, didn't mean cap locks. alrighty then. as i was saying. it's.... 3:26 in the morning and... i'm at Katie Katherine's house with her little brother and her brrother's friend in the basement
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okay.... this kid... yea. he's already turned psychotic. lol. other then his gay little voice that he keeps
"i'm not a grandma, i'm young and free"
"do it do it do it wee!"
"are you uh.. high on that.. uh ass crack?"
*laughing then stop* "no."
yea... any way his voice is freaky because he makes himself sound womanly all the time even though he can sound normal. okay, i'm done
"do i look too annoying to you Sam??"
*achew* *achew* *achew*
"cover your mouth when you do those kindss of things Sam"
*sneezes in our direction*
"aw nasty i felt that one hit my foot"
*achew*
*achew*
*gets up and walks away*
yea... kinda hobo-bodacious right there. but, i'm done quoting now. and i'm
*some guy goes up to a girl for a hug then turns around*
"where's my hug??" "naw naw, i'm kidding" *we walk away*
"did you even know that guy??"
"no!!"
"aw, that is great!"
oh yea. every time i saw Zachary Binx tonight (the one from my bus that talks about his weiner and things) i'd make him give me a hug then, oh yea, he has blond hair and like really dark eye brows and i was like "don't take this personal or anything but since you have blond hair there and dark eye brows what is it right about there?" and i pointed to his crotch and he was like "that's personal business" and i was like well it's not said it's not like you haven't told me this information already!! and then he said it's a little darker then the blond. i think he was just embarressed because his girl friend was right there. oh well, we're lovers, Katie says i'm going to get him in bed one day. ha ha ha... yea. i really didn't laugh i'm too tired and i just keep going on with this mofo because there's so many fucking things that happened and i just keep going on. OH! yesterday there was this guy by the pigs and... short story. he's wearing a sweater that made him look gay. he walked like a model that made him look gay. and Natalie heard him and said he sounded gay. so... yea. he's s fruit.
*Katie reading this* "he's not a fruit he's our fruit"
"so... yea. he's OUR fruit" even though Katie has never seen him or any thing and she loves him.
Katie's Fantasy (her telling this to me:
" 'i'm going to marry you Fruit' 'i'm going to marry you too Katie' standing on the back of a semi as he rides away with the carnies and...."
"wait, he's not a carnie"
"no! this is my fantasy. so any ways he's going to be standing on the back of the semi with the carnies and they'll be standing there like this *has a big grin with both thumbs up like Fonzi*"
yea, after that we're just laughing a lot then she stopped laughing suddenly and looked away. so any ways... if i think of any more homorific things i'll write them down. even though no one is reading this at this point and yea... I KNOW I WROTE IT YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!!!! that's right.. i said mother fucker. ho ho ho, what the fuck are you going to do about it??
*shepiew* < actually a sneeze
"holy shit you sounded like a bottle rocket. all you needed was the errrrrrrrrrttt pooooo"
top us (what the fuck!!! top us!?!? okay, he's [katie: what the hell? "he's"?!?! crack muncher!!] like fucking 6 in the morning and i keep screwing up majorly but.... we love 'top us' so i'm leaving it)it was a screeth and a pop
"pop!??! is that poop?!??!"
alright any
"AHHHHHHH" < like an Angel
"ahh, like an angel falling from the heavens"
"what did you just say!?!?"
"like an angel falling from the heavens, what else would an angel do!?!"
"oh!! i thought you said like an angel from the heart lands"
"oh that would work too." ..... "ah, there are actaually tears too"
"whoa, i thought i felt that"
*rubs face on my arm like a cat*
*sticks my arm out* "holy fuck i've been goo'ed"
"that's not goo that's my tears"
"did i show your that song with my name in it? hey, i'll sing it to you"
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