Corny Joke a la one of my students...
One of my students told me this joke today:
The president, a college student, a priest, and a Japanese man were all on a plane together when it began having problems. Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes. The president said "Well, I'm the leader of the free world, I must survive." And he took a parachute and jumped to safety. The Japanese man spoke up next. He said, "I'm one of the smartest people alive. I must survive as well." He put a pack on his back and jumped. The college student and priest looked at each other. "Well, you should go. You're younger than I am," the priest said graciously. The college student smiled and shook his head. "No, we're both going. The Japanese man just jumped with my backpack on."
Rimshot please! :)
The president, a college student, a priest, and a Japanese man were all on a plane together when it began having problems. Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes. The president said "Well, I'm the leader of the free world, I must survive." And he took a parachute and jumped to safety. The Japanese man spoke up next. He said, "I'm one of the smartest people alive. I must survive as well." He put a pack on his back and jumped. The college student and priest looked at each other. "Well, you should go. You're younger than I am," the priest said graciously. The college student smiled and shook his head. "No, we're both going. The Japanese man just jumped with my backpack on."
Rimshot please! :)