JACK BAUER, THE LOVE OF MY FICTIONAL LIFE, THE PRESIDENT OF MY PANTALONES! *hearts Jack*
How I feel about this character: Wacky insane out-of-control over-the-top flail-it-to-the-mountaintops love. Oh, and the lust. Also that. That's important. That's all part of it. GOD THAT MAN. All the people I ship romantically with this character: Waugh, this question is complicated. Because of course the easy answer is MY BB RENEE FUCKING WALKER. However, as xbedhead once said, I can ship Jack with my left sandal. Anyone who makes him happy, I ship with him. But really, Renee, because she's his soulmate, no doubt. My non-romantic OTP for this character: Jack/hot jeans. Jack/shirts that cling perfectly. Unffffff. My unpopular opinion about this character: Everything he did in S8 pretty much made sense. One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I wish he'd been allowed to be happy for more than a goddamn minute and thirty seconds. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK? Something about them I consider true, though it's just head canon/
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Ahahaha. I love these answers, particularly the non-romantic OTPs: SHIRTS THAT CLING PERFECTLY AND SCRUFF AND JUNK SHOWING JEANS. Yes, please.
Goddamn, just...WORD to everything you said. Also, everything he did in s8 made sense and was in character and there's a fuckton of evidence to support that, so. The unpopular opinion in fandom...whatever. Jack is not God and people shouldn't hold him to god-like standards. God, the poor thing was broken and reacting. Fuck off!
I wanna punch HoGo right in the penis.
HE TOTALLY LIVES IN L.A. WITH RENEE AND SEES LITTLE TERI AND HIS NEW GRANDSON AND KIM AND STEPHEN ALL THE FUCKING TIME. And they go to the beach and he buys Teri ice cream and Renee buys the baby bibs that say "i love grandpa" and she teases him about the title "grandpa". GAH. They are very happy together there.
Oh em gee your ICON. I love it so much. Ahahahaha. No really, so so so much hardcore love. I also love clinging shirts and scruff and junk-showing jeans, yes please:)
Ugh, I kinda want to punch HoGo in the penis too, but then I'd have to touch his penis, and that would be bad news, so TORN, ME. Bleh.
Oh god I'm dying. Renee TOTALLY buys the kids really annoying grandpa crap to piss Jack off, but he secretly loves it a whole lot. He'll never admit it, but she knows. She always knows;)
OH BRAIN, NOW I AM SEEING KIM AND STEPHEN'S BLOND LITTLE BOY IN A 'I LOVE GRANDPA' ONESIE. Save me from myself.
I connected to the internet! Weird why this room has it and my parents' didn't, right?
Anyway, isn't that icon cool? Cinna wrote it in the sand in the sand pit that used to be a pool at my house. Right before we made a campfire. <3 THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH!!! GAH.
SHE DOES BUY THE KIDS REALLY ANNOYING GRANDPA CRAP AND SHE ALSO KNOWS HE ONLY IS PRETENDING TO BE GRUMPY ABOUT IT. He secretly loves when baby Travis is in his little onesie for his grandpa.
Jack Bauer!
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*FLAILS*
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How I feel about this character: Wacky insane out-of-control over-the-top flail-it-to-the-mountaintops love. Oh, and the lust. Also that. That's important. That's all part of it. GOD THAT MAN.
All the people I ship romantically with this character: Waugh, this question is complicated. Because of course the easy answer is MY BB RENEE FUCKING WALKER. However, as xbedhead once said, I can ship Jack with my left sandal. Anyone who makes him happy, I ship with him. But really, Renee, because she's his soulmate, no doubt.
My non-romantic OTP for this character: Jack/hot jeans. Jack/shirts that cling perfectly. Unffffff.
My unpopular opinion about this character: Everything he did in S8 pretty much made sense.
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I wish he'd been allowed to be happy for more than a goddamn minute and thirty seconds. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?
Something about them I consider true, though it's just head canon/ ( ... )
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Goddamn, just...WORD to everything you said. Also, everything he did in s8 made sense and was in character and there's a fuckton of evidence to support that, so. The unpopular opinion in fandom...whatever. Jack is not God and people shouldn't hold him to god-like standards. God, the poor thing was broken and reacting. Fuck off!
I wanna punch HoGo right in the penis.
HE TOTALLY LIVES IN L.A. WITH RENEE AND SEES LITTLE TERI AND HIS NEW GRANDSON AND KIM AND STEPHEN ALL THE FUCKING TIME. And they go to the beach and he buys Teri ice cream and Renee buys the baby bibs that say "i love grandpa" and she teases him about the title "grandpa". GAH. They are very happy together there.
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Ugh, I kinda want to punch HoGo in the penis too, but then I'd have to touch his penis, and that would be bad news, so TORN, ME. Bleh.
Oh god I'm dying. Renee TOTALLY buys the kids really annoying grandpa crap to piss Jack off, but he secretly loves it a whole lot. He'll never admit it, but she knows. She always knows;)
OH BRAIN, NOW I AM SEEING KIM AND STEPHEN'S BLOND LITTLE BOY IN A 'I LOVE GRANDPA' ONESIE. Save me from myself.
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Anyway, isn't that icon cool? Cinna wrote it in the sand in the sand pit that used to be a pool at my house. Right before we made a campfire. <3 THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH!!! GAH.
SHE DOES BUY THE KIDS REALLY ANNOYING GRANDPA CRAP AND SHE ALSO KNOWS HE ONLY IS PRETENDING TO BE GRUMPY ABOUT IT. He secretly loves when baby Travis is in his little onesie for his grandpa.
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