Cowboy 12b/?
Title: Cowboy 12b/?
Author: leigh1381
Pairing: Akame
Genre: Romance
Disclaimer: If only I could own sparkly beautiful bois ^___^v
Summary: He needs rest, lots of rest as his friends say but how can he do that when a sexy & haughty cowboy keeps bugging him
Note: trying not to succumb to writer’s block >.<
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“WHAT?” Kame’s eyes rounded in disbelief “YOU PERVERT”
“You said anything I want” Jin pretended to be hurt
“Not that thing” Kame snarls
“You should have said so in the beginning” Jin blames
“Who in their right mind would request for such a thing?” Kame rhetorically asks
“Lovers” Jin answered
“But we are not lovers”
“That can be easily remedied”
“How?”
“All we need to do is step inside your room and get the wrestling match started” Jin leers
Kame is quite speechless at the older man’s boldness
“Then were going to act as caveman’s and tear each other’s clothes until we are both butt naked”
“AKANISHI” Kame glares
“And since we are both men …” Jin stifles his laughter
“WHAT?” Kame snarls
“We will have a competition first, Peepee”
“What competition?”
“You know, a game like whose magic wand can twirl the most”
“PERVERT”
“And since I am very much confident of my specially gifted magic wand …” Jin boasted
“YOU …” Kame’s voice shakes in annoyance
“I WILL INVADE YOU” Jin declares “AND ATACK, ATTACK, ATTACK …”
Kame covered the older man’s mouth to silence him from sprouting more pervertedness
“AKANISHI JIN I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU’E SAID ALL OF THOSE THINGS”
“Icanstilladdmorepeepeeforyourlesson” Jin mumbles through Kame’s fingers
“You will stop saying those things or else I will slap the living daylights out of you” Kame menacingly threatens
“ButPeepee” Jin started
Kame squeezed the mouth he was holding to inflict pain to the older man
“ITAIITAIITAIITAI”
“Are you going to follow me?” Kame asks again
“But…”
Kame squeezed harder
“YES” Jin almost shouted and eyes slightly watering
Kame after getting the other’s cooperation immediately let go
“Good” Kame approves and seeing hand marks around the other’s mouth
“I thought you were going to rip my lips” Jin rubs his abused mouth
“I was about to do that” Kame said sadistically
“If you did, you will be removing the sexiest part of me” Jin complains
“Really?”
“Yes because it compliments my sexy eyes, sexy nose, sexy eyebrow, sexy …”
“And which part of you is not sexy?” Kame cuts in
“The hair inside my nose”
“Why?”
“Its yuckee, Peepee”
“Some people might find it sexy”
“Do you find it sexy Kame?” Jin asks
“I might or I might not”
“You have a weird fetish” Jin concluded
“Whatever”
Kame was about to turn around to get inside his room when he heard Jin complain again
“Kazuya my lips ready hurt”
“Ow” Kame utters feeling guilty
“Its your fault” Jin accuses
“What do you want me to do?” Kame asks “Do you want me to get some ice?”
“No”
“Want ice cream?” Kame offers
“No” Jin declined and added “I am not three”
“Then what do you want?” Kame asks exasperatedly
“Kiss it to make it better” Jin requested
“No”
“I’m dying” Jin acted “My lips hurt so bad”
“You’re a bad actor Jin”
“The pain, make it go away” Jin groans and collapses in the floor
“Jin ..” Kame calls
“I want my mommy” Jin foolishly added
“Mama’s boy” Kame chided
“I can see the light” Jin gurgles
“Go” Kame urges “Follow the light Jin”
“I change my mind” Jin said hurriedly
“Sissy”
“The pain …” Jin dramatically gasps for air “Make it go away Peepee”
“Okay, fine, I will kiss your lips to make it better” Kame gives in
Jin immediately stood upright
“That was an amazing recovery” Kame said sarcastically
“Just your simple yes could bring me back from the brink of death” Jin said dramatically
“And your sappy Jin” Kame insulted
“Yeah, yeah” Jin ignores “Where’s my kiss?”
“So demanding Jin”
“So whiny Peepee”
Kame unconsciously caresses the other’s face in which Jin totally approves of
“You need to shave” Kame observes
“Really?” Jin said breathlessly in anticipation
“You have stubble here” Kame rubs his hand on Jin’s cheeks
“Do you hate it” Jin asks softly
“Don’t worry” Kame said “I don’t mind”
“But I do” Jin contradicts “You seem so delicate”
Jin wraps his arms around Kame’s waist
“Not really” Kame said stubbornly
“Are you just going to play with my face or you’re going to kiss me Peepee” Jin said impatiently
“Patience Jin” Kame reprimanded
“Okay” Jin takes a deep breath “When you are ready Kazu”
Kame could see the frustration for the kiss in the other’s eyes and that made him also crave for the kiss
“This is totally wrong” Kame said to himself
“Kazuya …” Jin whispers
“But whatever”
Kame finally threw caution to the wind and go with the flow
“Jin”
“Ready?” Jin asks
Kame places his hand at back of Jin’s neck and plays with the other’s hair
“Yes”
Kame tiptoed so that he could reach Jin’s lips who is much more taller than him and then presses a soft kiss
“There” Kame teasingly said
“That is a peck not a kiss” Jin pointed out
“A peck?”
“Yes not a proper kiss”
Kame became much bolder after that, he captured the others bottom lip and sucked on the flesh
“Peepee” Jin grunted in approval
When he thought he had abused the skin enough, Kame pulls back and stares at his handy work
“That was awesome Kazu” Jin complimented
“Thank you Jin” Jin said shyly
“But …”
“But what?”
“But that is not a kiss Peepee” Jin said
“Yes it does”
“Nope”
“I know its called a kiss” Kame insisted
“Not on my book” Jin disagrees
“Then what do you call that?”
“That is nibbling”
“Nibbling is not kissing?” Kame said puzzled
“Nibbling is not kissing” Jin stated
“Says who?”
“”Me, Akanishi”
“Are you an expert on kissing?” Kame challenges
“Yes” Jin boasted
“How so?”
“I have written a book on kissing” Jin shares
“Really?” Kame raises an eyebrow in disbelief
“Yes really”
“What’s it called” Kame asks intending to search for it
“Kissing 101: They Dirty Way of Exchanging Saliva”
“That sounds gross” Kame reacted
“No its not”
“And definitely perverted”
“That I assure you” Jin grinned devilishly
“When was it published?” Kame proves
“It was not” Jin said
“I thought you have a book?”
“Yes but it was not published”
“Was it rejected by the publishers?”
“Of course not” Jin reacted “No one rejects the great Akanishi Jin”
“Then what happened?”
“I didn’t submit it because I don’t want to share my expertise to the world Peepee”
Kame looks deep in the other’s eyes and saw the other’s amusement
“You lying fool” Kame punches Jin on the should “There was no book”
“You’re so gullible Kame” Jin teases
“And you are a damn jerk” Kame punches Jin at the shoulder “I believed you for a minute there”
“Watch your mouth Peepee”
“Whatever you damned liar”
“I was just joking Kazu, no need to be so uptight” Jin soothes
“Joke all you want, I will go now” Kame declared
“Okay I will stop fooling around” Jin said
“No more lies Jin?”
“Yes”
Kame gauges the other others sincerity
“Okay”
“Thank you” Jin smiles “Now we can continue”
“Continue what?”
“You may look like you’re only fifteen but you are as forgetful as an old man Peepee”
“That is because you always confuse me Jin”
“I was talking about our kisses”
“Aren’t we done?” Kame frown “I already gave you two kisses”
“Not enough” Jin contradicted “I want a proper kiss”
Jin puckered his lips for the kiss
“You’re insatiable Jin”
“Because your kisses are so addicting”
“The things you say, you stupid man” Kame blushes
“And you just keep on insulting me” Jin pointed out
“Are you hurt?”
“Nope”
“Then …”
“Your lips can do much better” Jin rubs his thumb on Kame’s lower lips “Like giving me well deserve kiss”
“Why well deserve?”
“Because I am being M in accepting all your insults”
“You an M?” Kame scoffs “Not in a million years”
“I love how you know me so much” Jin grinned
“Jin even when I met you the first time in the train station, I knew right away that you are definitely an S”
“What a big compliment Peepee” Jin said happily
“That was another insult”
“Being S is an insult?” its Jin turn to raise an eyebrow
“Yes” Kame nods “You’re an arrogant man who gets pleasure from others discomfort”
“That hurts my ego Kazu” Jin complains
“You’re ego is bullet proof” Kame said “So no worries there”
“I will ignore what you have said” Jin declares “But I am still waiting for my kiss”
Kame rolls his eyes at the older man, he knew arguing with Jin is pointless
“My kiss …”
Jin presses Kame against the door and captured both his hands and placed it on top of his head
“Why like this?” Kame said asked a little disoriented
“Because I am S and right now you are an M” Jin smiles leeringly
“I was the one whose suppose to kiss you Jin” Kame argues
“I got tired of waiting” Jin’s breath fans Kame’s face
“I was already about to give your kiss”
“I don’t like waiting”
Kame is enthralled at the feeling of the older man pressing his body against his and his hips craves the friction between their bodies
“Jin …” Kame pants even before the kiss
“Yes Kazu?”
“Why are you rubbing against me?” Kame asks
“You are the one who’s moving your hips” Jin pointed out
“But …”
Before Kame could finish what he was about to say, Jin swoops down and captured his lips in a hard kiss, making Kame dizzy from its intensity
Gasps
“Jin” Kame groans
Pants
“I love how you taste Peepee”
Kame made a small noise at the back of his throat as Jin rubs his tongue against his own and continually coaxing the flesh to come out and play
Gasps
“Jin”
Groan
“Suck my tongue again Peepee”
Jin throatily requested which Kame oblige willingly, taking the hard flesh further inside him mouth and sucking on it as if his life depended on it
“You’re amazing Kazuya”
“Jin”
Jin cups Kame’s bottom and insinuated a muscled thigh between Kame’s legs, rubbing his leg at Kame’s clothed lower body
Gasps
“More Jin” Kame requested
Jin lifted one of Kame’s leg and wrapped it around his waist and Kame automatically wraps his arms around Jin’s neck
When its no longer enough just the younger man sucking on his tongue, Jin made another request
“Give me your tongue” Jin erotically said
“It’s yours”
Jin swipes his own tongue against Kame’s as if he is licking a melting ice cream
“You’re so yummy”
“Have me all you want” Kame unconsciously said
“And I will have you” Jin promises
Jin bites Kame’s bottom lips in which Kame gasped in pain but Jin immediately soothes the abused flesh with kisses
Time passes as they continue to make out, barely aware of their surrounding, tongues sliding against each other
Pant
“I think …” Jin gasps for air “That was a ten”
“I also think so” Kame agrees
Once again Jin dips his tongue inside Kame’s mouth exploring the hot cavern
“No, I’ve changed my mind” Jin said as they come up for air
“On what?”
“That’s not a ten”
“It’s not?”
“It’s a million, billion, trillion, zillion or whatever -llion there is”
“Its because I have a great sensei”
“That you do” Jin said arrogantly “And that is the proper way to kiss”
“Thank you for teaching me Jin sensei” Kame flirted
“Your welcome Peepee” Jin replied “Glad to share my knowledge”
“I need a shower”
“Me too Kazu after that hot kiss I need a cold shower” Jin informs
“I was not thinking along those lines” Kame pointed out
“But I am”
“I know you do” Kame rolls his eyes “Now go away so that I could shower and change already”
Untangling his coiled legs around the older man’s waist, Kame pushes Jin lightly off him, this time Jin didn’t prevent him from entering his room
“See you” Kame said in goodbye
“See you” Jin replied “Kazu …”
“Yes?”
“Breakfast is at ten” Jin informs “So you need to be in the hall in fifteen minutes”
“Sure”
Kame was about to close the door when the older man calls out again
“Kazu …”
“What?”
“You will be having breakfast, right?”
“Yes Jin” Kame said exasperatedly “I will eat”
“But you don’t eat enough” Jin frowns
“Don’t worry I will eat a lot today that I will be perfect for you” Kame said cheekily
“YOU ARE ALREADY PERFECT FOR ME KAZU” Jin declared
“What a sappy guy you are Akanishi Jin”
Kame deflected in embarrassment but his heart almost leaped out of his chest in happiness
“I am not sappy Peepee”
“Then what do you call yourself?”
“I am a romantic guy” Jin proudly said
“Okay Mr. Romantic” Kame smiles “Be on your way and stop flirting with me”
“I like flirting with you” Jin said honestly
“I do too, that’s why I am still here and hasn’t slammed the door in your face” Kame explained “Now go”
“Okay Peepee”
“Bye” Jin bids
“Kazu …”
“Yes?”
“I miss you already Peepee” Jin said
“I will miss you too Mr. Romantic”
“This is very nice” Jin smiles
“And this definitely grosses me out” Kame said
“Whatever sweetheart”
“Yeah babe”
Kame leans on the doorframe and watches as the older man turns around but halted immediately
“Still here” Kame said
“Kazu …”
“What Jin?”
“Do you want level up in kissing?”
“Huh?”
“After the peck, the nibbling and the proper kiss, we can now proceed to the French kissing”
“BAKA WE ALREADY SHOVED OUR TONGUES IN EACH OTHERS THROAT”
“Ow” Jin
“I thought you knew all kinds of kissing”
“Just skipped my mind” Jin answered
“How is that possible?”
“Because your tongue passed my throat and went into my brain and made me forget” Jin shares “It messes something in my brain”
“Baka” Kame gurgles in laughter
“So if we have passed French kissing …”
‘Yes we did”
“Then there only one left” Jin said thinking
“And what is that?”
‘YOU NEED TO SPREAD YOUR LEGS SO THAT I COULD REST IN YOUR WARM HOLE”
“YOU PERVERT” Kame said in shock
“Come on” Jin urges “I know it will be a perfect fit on my c …”
Kame grabbing a vase on the nearest table, pretended to throw it at the other man
“Don’t do that Peepee” Jin protested
“Get our of my sight”
Kame threw the vase and Jin was quick enough to catch it
“I’m so good” Jin said proudly
“I will not have breakfast” Kame said in annoyance
“Yes you will or else I will drag you in there by force” Jin threatened approaching the younger man
“Let’s see” Kame challenges
“Yes let’s s…”
Jin didn’t have time to finish his threat when the door was slammed in his face
“KAZUYA OPEN THE DOOR” Jin shouted
“GO AWAY MORON” Kame shouted back
“BE IN THE DINING HALL IN TEN MINUTES”
“I CANNOT HEAR YOU JERK”
“You replied so you can hear me”
“I SAID YOU’RE AN IDIOT”
“I WILL NOT STAND HERE TO BE INSULTED”
Jin shouted finally and marches away, foot stomping on the ground, Kame opens the door and saw how the older man stormed away which he gave a small laugh
“You’re like an immature brat, baka” Kame whispers
**********
As Kame was getting dressed after his shower, he couldn’t help but smile when he remembers the incident the night before in the Akanishi household
~~flashback~~
“ARE YOU TWO ALREADY HAVING SEX?”
Kame and Jin were both shocked at the high pitched question and immediately pulled away
“What are you doing here you brat?” Jin recovers
“This can’t be happening” Kame mumbles and covers his face
“Daddy”
“Ren what did you say?” Jin asks again
“I just want to know daddy if you and Kazu-niichan are having sex” Ren repeated innocently
“Akanishi what are you teaching your son?” Kame questions
“I didn’t teach him that” Jin said defensively “So you quit scowling at me”
“You might have” Kame insisted
“Kazuya now is not the time to argue with you” Jin warns
“Then you should be responsible parent” Kame pointed
“That’s what I’m about to do so please shut that erotic mouth of yours for a minute”
Kame pouted at being told off and followed the other man
“Now you” Jin faces his son “Who told you about sex?”
“Am I going to get in trouble?” Ren asks fearfully
“We’ll see”
Jin said in which Kame clicked his tongue and earned himself a glare
“What?” Kame said defensively “I didn’t say anything”
“Peepee …” Jin warns
Kame pretended to zip his mouth and sat on the bed
“Who told you?” Jin asks again
In response Ren burst into tears in fear
“Hey” Jin said alarmed “Why are you crying?”
Ren sobbed and rubs his streaming eyes
“Brat calm down” Jin approaches his son and picks him up
Kame is touched at how Jin cradles his son in his arms, he also remembers that despite the child’s wittiness he was only three years old
“Daddy” Ren hiccups
“Brat I am just asking you” Jin said in a soothing voice “So there was no need to cry”
“You’re not angry?” Ren asks hesitantly
Jin carries Ren and sat on the bed beside Kame
“I will never get angry at you” Jin kissed Ren at the forehead “Because I love you”
“I love you too daddy” Ren wraps his chubby arms around Jin’s neck
Kame feels that he is intruding on the father and son’s moment so he was about to stand up and leave the room when Jin tugs his hand
“Please stay” Jin said in a soft voice
Kame responded by giving a small nod and rubs Ren’s back comfortingly
“Are you okay now?’ Jin asks Ren
“Yes daddy”
“I am just asking” Jin started “Who told you about sex?”
Ren assured that he will not be in trouble answered immediately
“It was you daddy”
“ME?”
Kame glared at Jin upon hearing that
“Yes daddy” Ren said enthusiastically tears forgotten “And then you explained it to me”
“How did I explain it?”
“You said it’s like driving a car”
Jin frowns trying to remember what he told his son
“You said having sex is like when you are driving a car then you are going to park it”
“Park the car?”
“Yes but you also told me weird things daddy”
“How so?”
“You said the car has a slightly pointed front and only have two wheels at the back”
Kame’s eyes widen when he grasped what that implies and couldn’t believe that Jin told his son of that information
“But when parking the back wheels couldn’t fit inside the cramped parking space” Ren continues
“I told you that?” Jin asks in disbelief
“Yes daddy and that car parking happens in bed”
“Really” Jin asks in mortification
“But daddy I couldn’t really get what you mean” Ren complains “What does having sex and a weird car in cramped parking space have to do with it”
“Akanishi Jin you are a stupid man” Kame utters
“When did I tell you that?” Jin deflected the question
“When you and uncle Ryo and uncle Pi were drunk”
“Figures” Kame hisses
“I was just joking” Jin couldn’t come up with a better explanation
“But are you going to have sex with Kame-niichan?” Ren asks again
“YES” Jin hopefully answers
“NO” Kame flatly denies
Kame and Jin answered at the same time, which earns Jin a smack in the forehead
“In your dreams baka”
“Sorry” Jin said sheepishly
Ren yawns which Jin took notice of the time
“Its already late, lets go to your room”
“Yes daddy” Ren said obediently
“Good night Ren” Kame bade
“Wait” Ren uttered and scampered to when Kame was sitting
“Why?”
“Goodnight Kame-niichan” Ren said and kissed him on the cheek
“Goodnight Peepee”
Jin imitated his son and was about to kiss Kame when Kame pulled away and fisted him hand on the other man
“Want to wake up in the morning?” Kame asks threateningly
“Such a sweet wife” Jin gushes
Ren gurgled in laughter as Jin ushers him to his own room
“Baka father and son”
Kame sighs and settles in the bed to sleep, he was already drowsing off when he felt the other side of the bed sag
“Jin?” he sighs
“Sleeping already?” Jin said affectionately
“Hmm”
“Our son is a handful” Jin chuckles
Kame heard what the older man said but he’s too tired to argue anymore plus the other’s breath tickles his ears
“Good night Peepee”
“Night” Kame murmurs
Jin pulled the other’s warm body to his own and wraps his arms in the younger’s man’s waist
“Dream of me Kazu” Jin whispers”
~~end of flashback~~
Kame was startled out of his reverie when he heard someone knocking at his door
“Wait a minute” Kame shouts
He was in no hurry to open the door because he knows it will be Jin on the other side, so he took his sweet time and when he thought the other man had waited enough he composes himself and opened the door
“I told you I will go there by my…”
Kame’s voice trailed off when he saw that it was not Jin
“Uhm... hi” the man greeted
“Ryo” Kame saidc surprised
“Were you expecting someone?’ Ryo asks
“Oh no” then he laugh as he clarifies “There just a stupid someone who keeps on bothering me”
“I’m not bothering you, right?”
“No, you’re not” Kame smile warmly
A man rounded a corner and saw Ryo and Kame talking in front of the latter’s room and immediately halted his steps
“Do you want anything Ryo?” Kame inquired
“Ah, yeah” Ryo scratches his head
“Yes?”
“I just want to ask if you want to …” Ryo said shyly
“You’re so shy now” Kame teases
“I’m not usually like this” Ryo admitted
“I know” Kame laugh
The man’s eyes darkened in anger as he watch how the two were flirting with each other
“I just want to ask you out for dinner tomorrow evening” Ryo blurts out
“Sure” Kame agrees finding nothing wrong in having a night out with the other man
“Great” Ryo exclaim feeling pleased
“Yeah”
“Are you going now to the dining hall?” Ryo inquired
“Yeah”
“I’ll accompany you” Ryo offered
“Wait a minute, I’ll just get my things”
With a clench jaw and dark look on his face, the other man who heard their conversation turned on his heel before the two of them find that he was there almost the whole time
If looks could kill Kame and Ryo would have already keeled over from where they were standing
“OVER MY DEAD BODY”
~~end of chapter~~
A/N: done, done, done, this is the longest update I have written, 29 pages and I just rambled on and on and on…hehehe, hope you like it guys and please tell me what you think, I will be waiting ^__^v
Btw hello there, shiny new lj layout and pixies >.<