COWBOY 10a/?
Title: Cowboy 10a/?
Author: leigh1381
Pairing: Akame
Genre: Romance
Disclaimer: If only I could own sparkly beautiful bois ^___^v
Summary: He needs rest, lots of rest as his friends say but how can he do that when a sexy & haughty cowboy keeps bugging him
Note: an update, atleast it’s not 2 months…hehehe ^^0v
Chapter 10
“Ren is not my son”
“What do you mean?”
“Ren is not mine” Jin answered
“Don’t say things like that” Kame reprimanded “Ren might hear you”
“But it’s true” Jin insisted
“Then who is Ren’s father?” Kame asks
“Me” Jin answered automatically
“Akanishi you are making me stupid just like you” Kame said exasperated
“Well technically I am his father but biologically I’m not” Jin vaguely explains
“Huh?”
“Well I found him” Jin said
“Found him?” Kame repeated
“Yes I found him in front of my house one morning?” Jin said seriously
“He was abandoned”
“Yes Peepee”
“Why in front of your house?”
“I have no idea Kazu” Jin shrugs
Kame once again feels a warm glow inside his chest knowing that Jin took in an abandoned baby and raised the child as his own but at the same time jealousy takes in
“Or maybe he’s really your son from one of your past girlfriends” Kame accuses
“That’s impossible” Jin denies
“How is it impossible?” Kame raises an eyebrow
“Because I am really careful”
“Even though you are very careful, things still happen Akanishi”
“But when I am with them I like to wear the raincoat” Jin’s eyes sparkled in amusement
“You mean it’s always raining when you’re on a date?”
“No the RAINCOAT” Jin emphasizes
“What RAINCOAT?” Kame imitated how the other man said the word
“You know sometimes its dotted” Jin smirks
“Your raincoats have designs?”
“Yes”
“Raincoats with design”
“It can also be contoured”
“Huh?”
“Or ribbed”
Jin is having so much fun watching the changing expressions in the younger man’s face
“Dotted, ribbed and contoured?”
“Correct”
“I think you are lying” Kame accuses when he still cannot get it
“No I’m not” Jin said seriously “I do wear raincoats”
“But is there a raincoat that is ribbed, dotted or contoured?”
“Yes” Jin is now grinning from ear to ear
“Are you sure?”
“Yes” Jin cannot contain his mirth “Sometimes they are even glow in the dark ones Peepee”
“Where did I hear that glow in the dark thing” Kame asks himself aloud
Jin snorted in which Kame threw him a dirty look
“Sorry” Jin apologizes
“I’m thinking so shut it” Kame reprimanded “Glow in the dark, glow in the dark …”
Jin is now grinning like an idiot when Kame still doesn’t get it, Jin watches the other man’s expression as the other finally got it
“YOU PERVERT” Kame exclaims
“What?” Jin said innocently
“You were talking about condoms” Kame said
“You were so slow Kame” Jin rolled his eyes “Your name indeed suits you Turtle”
“And you are a pervert through and trough”
“What’s so perverted about that?”
“What’s so perverted about that you asks” Kame mimics
“I am just saying that I use condoms when I was with my past girlfriends”
“Over share Akanishi, over share”
“That’s not over share”
“You think so?” Kame raises an eyebrow “Telling me the types of condoms you use is definitely considered an over share”
“Not”
“Yes”
“This is over share” Jin wants the other man to blush “I love it when I use condoms like .001 thin, barely there thin, super thin, ultra thin but on you I will not use ANY-THIN”
“WHAT?” Kame said shocked
“IT WOULD JUST BE THE NAKED ME”” Jin puffs his chest out while pointing at it
“The hell Akanishi” Kame exclaims “Are you flirting with me?”
“Yes”
“Then stop” Kame reprimanded “It’s disgusting”
“Nothing is disgusting in love” Jin said sappily
“Who says we are talking about love here?” Kame asks
“Then what are we talking about”
“You, who might fathered Ren with one of your girlfriends” Kame reminded
“I told you I am not the father” Jin said
“How did you prove that?”
“Well we did a paternity test and it doesn’t match” Jin shares
“Oh”
“But since Ren was left in my care I have to claim him as mine Peepee”
Kame couldn’t believe that a playboy like Jin would claim an unknown baby as his own and reluctantly his admiration for the other man rose a little but the other’s next callous remark brought it all crashing down
“Are you going to cry Peepee?” Jin pokes Kame’s cheeks
“Why would I cry?” Kame swats the others hand away
“Because you suddenly have a soft look in your face Kazu”
Jin cups the other’s warm cheeks with his hands
“I don’t cry Akanishi” Kame utters
“You don’t?”
“I don’t” Kame confirms
“Even if your most cherished toy was taken from you?”
“What am I? A kid?” Kame huffs “No”
“What if …” Jin started
“No Akanishi, whatever you can think off, I don’t cry” Kame rebuffs
“Ha” Jin scoffs “Are you sure on that?” Jin challenges
“Yes”
“How about this, what if your thingy got smashed in between the door and the doorframe Peepee?”
“And what is my thingy doing in between the door and the doorframe Akanishi?”
“It’s hanging out” Jin said maliciously “Getting a breath of fresh air”
“That would never happen” Kame said with certainty
“Okay that might be far off” Jin conceded “But what if a finger suddenly was inserted in your butthole Peepee?”
“Who would do something like that Akanishi?” Kame retorted
Jin instead of answering the others question flexes his index finger and wiggles it
“You …” Kame slowly backs away
“I can even chose my weapon Peepee” Jin informs
“Weapon?” Kame’s hand unconsciously covering his ass
“Let me introduce you to the family Kazu”
“What family Akanishi?”
“This one is Index-san” Jin wiggles again the finger “Just the right size”
“Index-san” Kame repeated
“Yes and this one is Thumb-san” Jin wiggled the finger “Short and stout but you know …”
Jin leers adding effect to his introduction
“Uhm …”
“This one is Ring-finger-san, he wants to be committed”
“Akanishi”
“This one is Pinky-san, this is not good because you will barely feel him” Jin continues “But can easily slip into small holes”
“You …” Kame’s voice wavers in nervousness
“And the best weapon of all is Middle finger-san, big enough Peepee to make his presence known in tight places” Jin said with a sadistic smile
“You pervert” Kame said haltingly
“Not overly much” Jin denies happily “So what do you chose?”
“I chose punch-san” Kame fisted his hand to threaten the other man
“Punch-san?” Jin frowns
“Yes definitely punch-san” Kame flexes his knuckles
“Okay if that’s what you want” Jin also fisted his hand and looked thoughtful
“What …?” Kame asks
“Hmm?” Jin mumbles
“What are you doing?”
“But this is too big to go inside a small hole Peepee” Jin said still examining his hand
“What do you mean?” Kame couldn’t follow what the other man is saying
“You said you want fist-san to go inside you” Jin said with a devilish sparkle in his eyes
“BAKA” Kame shouted “How can that fit in there?”
“With patience and a lot of coaxing” Jin explains
“That’s impossible” Kame said unbelievingly
“I could also sing Close, Open, Close, Open to coax it even more”
“That will not go inside me” Kame is now pressing himself against the wall
“I know this will hurt but you requested for fist-san” Jin tries to explain
“I did not”
“I gave you the choices from the finger family but you would rather have fist-san in the end”
“I was threatening you Akanishi” Kame utters
“And I was giving you your choices” Jin said seriously but Kame could still se the sparkle in the other’s eyes
“Why are you so perverted Akanishi Jin?” Kame asks
“Because you are here Kamenashi Kazuya” Jin promptly replied
“Do I always need to watch what I say to you all the time?” Kame said
“No unless you will them me that you like me or even love me, I would gladly welcome them Peepee”
Jin wore an expectant look on his face waiting for the other to do what he had just said
“Akanishi …”
Their bickering was interrupted when Ren entered the living room again and shouting at the top of his voice
“DADDY”
Kame was definitely glad of the intrusion because he doesn’t know if Jin would really something like that to him but at the same time he couldn’t deny that what the other man suggested excites him
“Kamenashi Kazuya you’re an even worse pervert that Akanishi” Kame berated himself
“Yes brat?” Jin inquires
“Uncle Reio is already back” Ren informs “So we can already eat”
“But I am already about to eat” Jin said playfully
“You are?” Ren asks
“Yes” Jin nods “And it’s such a special dish”
Ren got really curious and so did Kame
“What are you going to eat daddy” Ren prods
“It’s a secret”
Jin answered and at the same time threw an intense gaze at Kame that made the younger man shiver in response
“You won’t tell me?” Ren prodded
“Nope”
“Kame nii-chan isn’t my daddy such a pig?” Ren asks for back-up “He doesn’t want to share”
Kame’s cheeks are burning from the intense gaze that he receiving from the older man and he tried to ignore it as he focuses his attention at the child
“Yes he is such a pig, that’s why he is fat” Kame insulted
“Daddy Kame-niichan said that you are fat pig, crazy, incredibly stupid and a lousy kisser” Ren added
“HEY” Kame protested
Kame is astounded that a three your old boy could come up so much insult from what he had just said
“He told all those things?” Jin asks pretending he didn’t hear what Kame actually said
“Yes and Kame nii-chan said that you’re really a terrible kisser” Ren pretended to whispers but Kame could still hear the child
“Then we must change his opinion then?” Jin asks permission from Ren
“Yes you go daddy” Ren cheers
“Akanishi I know you are incredibly stupid for a fat pig but I do not know if you are a lousy kisser” Kame said finally
“Then it’s time for you to know” Jin utters
“Not interested” Kame reputed
“Come on Peepee I need to prove to my son that I am not a lousy kisser” Jin said
“There’s nothing to prove”
“Think of my reputation here Kazu” Jin pleaded
“I don’t care about your reputation” Kame said uncaringly
“You should be” Jin contradicted “As my future partner you need to be aware of these things”
Kame sputtered at that and he opened his mouth to put the other man in his place but a happy voice chirps
“I am going to have a mommy” Ren once again cheers
Kame groans in response, he couldn’t believe that the older man would say a such a thing in front of the child who he had trouble convincing earlier that he wasn’t going to be his new mommy
“Akanishi” Kame glares
“What?” Jin asks
“Watch your mouth” Kame warns
“I would like to watch my mouth on you” Jin flirted
“You’re a stupid, stupid man” Kame said angrily
Seeing the younger man ready to explode and his main target is himself, Jin reacts quickly and made Ren his accomplice
“Brat please give Peepee a hug” Jin urges
“Why?” Ren asks
“Because I can’t hug him right now” Jin explain
“Why not daddy?”
“Because I don’t want to end up with two broken arms”
“But what if I end up with broken arms?” Ren asks worriedly
“It’s okay mommy loves you” Jin reassures
Kame barely holds himself in check, he wanted to attack the other man right there and then but he doesn’t really want to do it in front of the child
“Okay” Ren agrees and then turns to Kame “Remember Kame nii-chan that you like me”
“Why?” Kame asks
“Because I don’t want to die” Ren said apprehensively
“Die?”
“You’re not going to kill someone you like right?”
“Of course not” Kame opens his arms and urges the small kid to approach him
“How about daddy?” Ren finally approaches and hugs Kame
“That’s another story” Kame returns the hug
Kame saw Jin grinning like and idiot and puckering his lips at him which made him stuck his middle finger at the other man behind Ren’s back
“Oww, Kazu really likes me”
Jin sighs and pretended that Kame is giving him flying kisses while catching them and then smacking them in his own lips
“PERVERT” Kame mouths
“I know” Jin mimics
“Come on let’s eat, I’m already hungry” Ren urges
“Let’s go Peepee” Jin seconded
**********
Kame met Jin’s brother when they were already seated at the dinner table, he also learned that Reio is almost at the same age as he is and already married
“So where is your wife?” Kame asks Reio
“Well her shift is not finished yet so she might be a little late” Reio answered
“Her shift?”
“Yes she works as a nurse at the local hospital”
“Oh she is a nurse” Kame said excited “While I am a …”
Kame was cut short when Jin butted in the conversation and feeling left out
“Peepee why don’t you eat first” Jin said annoyed
Ignoring Jin, Kame continues to talk to Reio
“And what do you do?” Kame asks
“We have a farm here that needs tending” Reio answered simply
“Wow a farm” Kame exclaims impresses
“I AM RUNNING A RANCH” Jin butted in again loudly
“Do I care?” Kame said haughtily
“Kazu you are so mean” Jin whines
“Kame nii-chan you are so mean to daddy” Ren also whines
Even though Kame already knows that Ren is not really Jin’s son, he could help but compare the two
“Like father, like son” Kame commented
A comment which suits Ren very much and made his smile brighter
“I really want to be like daddy so that when I grow up I could also take home someone like Kame nii-chan”
Kame burst into laughter at how cute the things Ren says
“Take home someone like me?” Kame repeated
“Yes” Ren nods eagerly “Or Kame nii-chan could you just wait for me”
“Wait for you for what?” Kame’s voice is laced with laughter
“To grow up”
“For what?”
“So that I could marry you” Ren confesses
Kame once again burs into laughter at the proposal but it fails in comparison to Jin’s shout of protest
“OI BRAT NO ONE CAN PROPOSE TO PEEPEE ASIDE FROM ME”
“He is not yours daddy” Ren complains
“He is mine” Jin argued
Kame just listens as the two argues like they are the same age
“He is not”
“Yes he is”
“But Kame nii-chan already said that he is not your boyfriend”
“He is lying” Jin answered
“Not”
“Yes”
It was Reio who put a stop to the escalating argument between father and son
“Stop”
Both Jin and Ren has a stubborn look at their faces not willing the other one to win
“Ren you cannot marry Kazuya” Reio stated “Because when you grow up he will be an old ugly man”
Kame slightly bristled at the light insult but didn’t protest much
“HAH” Jin said childishly scoffs
“And you Jin sit in a corner” Reio ordered
Jin was about to stand up to follow the order when he realize that he was being punished
“HEY” Jin protested
Kame and Reio was sporting a similar grin when Jin realize what he was about to do
“Why am I being punished?” Jin benevolently asks
“Can’t think of why” Reio answered
“Hey you I am older than you” Jin said menacingly to Reio
“In age but not in mental growth” Reio insulted
“Ha, you are very funny little brother” Jin said sarcastically “There’s no need for a punishment”
“Jin you were arguing with a three year old” Kame quips
“Not really, we are just negotiating who will get you” Jin answered
“And the answer for that one is NO ONE” Kame said firmly
“Okay daddy” Ren joins the conversation
“Okay what brat?” Jin asks
“You can have Kame nii-chan for yourself” Ren gives way
“That’s my son” Jin ruffles the child’s hair
Kame would like to argue on that point but he realize that he wouldn’t win with Jin’s illogical logic so he just stayed silent and ate his food, the sooner he finishes, the sooner he can get out there and stay away from Jin’s overwhelmingly annoying presence
“What time are we going back to the ranch Akanishi?”
Ask soon as he asked that question to the other man, Kame heard a loud thunder followed by rain
“It depends” Jin said simply
“On what?”
“On the weather?” Jin said again not elaborating
“What does the weather have to do with us going back to the ranch?”
“Peepee I don’t know if you were daydreaming or blind while we were coming here” Jin said exasperated “Didn’t you see the road?”
“I saw everything” Kame answered promptly
“Then if you did then you’ve noticed that with this kind of rain the roads are going to be flooded”
“This is just a little rain” Kame said
“Sure Kazuya?”
“Yap”
But Kame was proven wrong when the rain came harder accompanied by loud thunder and a bolt of lightning
“Mother nature doesn’t seem to agree with you Peepee” Jin chided
“I’m sure it will immediately pass” Kame said pessimistically
“Then let’s wait and see, nee” Jin cocks his head on the side
To divert himself from worrying too much about getting home, Kame turns to Reio who had been quiet during the exchange
“How about your wife? Is she going to be okay?” Kame asks
“Don’t worry her shift ended an hour ago and she would reach here without any hassle” Reio answered calmly
“Then if Akanishi and I went now, we could still make it back to the ranch” Kame said hopefully
“Nope” Jin answered right away
“But …”
“I am still celebrating my birthday and I want to eat leisurely”
To prove his point Jin slowly lifted his fork and plays with his food
“Bastard” Kame swears silently
“I heard that” Jin said
“Then there’s no need for me to repeat it again” Kame snaps
“If you do repeat it again I will wash your mouth with soap” Jin glares
“You don’t frighten me Akanishi” Kame said bravely
“Then you don’t know me Peepee” Jin smirks
Kame and Jin exchange glares across the table in which Reio and Ren find highly amusing
“Now, now kids settle down” Reio intervened once again “We’re eating”
“Sorry” Kame apologizes
Jin smirks at Kame’s apology in which Kame answered by sticking his tongue out to the older man
“Daddy why does Kame nii-chan calls you Akanishi?” Ren asks defusing the tension
“Let’s ask him”
( this is way please )