COWBOY 6a/?
Title: Cowboy 6a/?
Author: leigh1381
Pairing: Akame
Genre: Romance
Disclaimer: If only I could own sparkly beautiful bois ^___^v
Summary: He needs rest, lots of rest as his friends say but how can he do that when a sexy & haughty cowboy keeps bugging him
Note: akame con reports killed my brain ^^0v
Chapter 6
“GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF MY PEEPEE”
Jin rushes to where Jin and the intruder are standing
“Your hands ...” Jin pointedly said
“Huh?
“What the hell are you doing holding my Peepee like that?” Jin belligerently asks the intruder again
To Jin’s utter annoyance the hand stayed glued to Kame’s arms while Kame nonchalantly used his hand to cover his nakedness
“Akanishi Jin I have no idea what you are blabbering about” the hoarse voice said
“Let go of my Peepee” Jin commanded
“Have you finally lost your mind?”
“No but I will, if you will not do as I say”
“I don’t get it”
“Don’t hold my Peepee”
“Stupid, what are you saying I am not even near you” the man snarls back
“Not that” Jin rolls his eyes thinking it’s so obvious he is not referring to his own length
“My Peepee” Jin pointed at Kame “That man you are holding, Kamenashi Kazuya”
“Will you stop calling me that in front of other people” Kame instructed
“Ah you mean this pretty guy here?”
Jin’s eyes widens as he saw the intruders hand slide to Kame’s hips
“Yes he is my Peepee” Jin declared
Getting even more aggressive Jin pulls Kame back towards him to separate the two which Kame couldn’t fight off since he is using his hand to cover himself
“I am not your Peepee” Kame denies
“Not for long” Jin whispered to himself
“I’m glad of that fact” the man smiles
“I bet you are” Jin sarcastically pipes in
“AKANISHI”
Kame glares at the obtuse man which is futile because the taller man is busy glaring back at the newcomer
“By the way I’m Nishikido Ryo” he introduces ignoring the death glares being directed at him by his friend
“Nishikido Ryo” Kame repeated softly
“You can call me Ryo”
“You can call him dum-dum” Jin interrupted childishly
“Dumb-dumb suits you more Jin” Ryo mocked
“Watch your mouth, you horse mouth” Jin ridicules
“I’m Kamenashi Kazuya and you can call me Kame” Kame said ignoring Jin
Ryo and Kame extended both their hands in greeting but Ryo’s hand was swatted hard by Jin
“What the hell Jin?” Ryo snaps
“NO” Jin firmly said
“What do you mean no?” Ryo snarls
“You cannot shake hands” Jin elaborated
“And why not?”
“Peepee is naked” Jin explained vaguely
“Bakanishi” Kame said outraged
“Well I can see that” Ryo snaps
“You’re not allowed to look at Kazuya” Jin forbids
“This is a free world”
“Not when it comes to Kazuya”
“Well man you can do anything about that”
“A certain someone can” Jin said “He will have a bitch fest if he finds out you are looking at my Peepee”
‘Who?”
“You have to find that out for yourself” Jin smiled like he knows a big secret
“Well I don’t care and right now I want to shake Kame’s hand”
“As I’ve told you earlier it’s a no”
“Again, why?”
“Cause you might grab something else”
“Akanishi what are you saying?” Kame asks in confusion
Jin turned to Kame and with a loud sigh patiently explains
“Cause Ryo might grab something”
“What something?” Ryo is getting irritated at the other’s half-assed explanations
“Peepee’s thingy”
“AKANISHI JIN” Kame shouts mortified
“His thingy?” Ryo’s eyes widens at the other’s bluntness
“Yes his thingy and you might shake it”
Heaves
“And if you shake his thingy, it will like that very much and it will puke white saliva” Jin detailed
Kame almost choke from his own saliva from hearing that
“Lots and lots of white saliva which is slightly edible” Jin added
“Pervert” Kame shouts “You are the biggest pervert ever”
“And you are an exhibitionist” Jin pointed out
“I am not” Kame denies
“Yes you are”
“Not”
“You are Peepee”
“Definitely not”
“You have a wide strike of being an exhibitionist Kazuya” Jin emphasizes
The two of them keeps on arguing that they forgot that Ryo is still with them and who is lost in deep thought
“This is my private time and I didn’t know you will barge in here” Kame explains
“Next time when you take a bath wear something Peepee” Jin advises
“What swimming trunks” Kame sarcastically supplied
“No a leather trench coat” Jin answered back
“What the hell?” Kame said aghast then noticing a certain something in the other’s eyes “What now Jin?”
“Oh my …” Jin gasps
“What Akanishi”
“Peepee” Jin swallowed loudly
“What now Akanishi Jin” Kame asks huffily
“I’ve just imagined you wearing a leather trench coat …” Jin groans
‘What about that?” Kame is puzzled why the other man is acting like this
“But you’re not wearing anything underneath with water running all over you from the shower”
“YOU PERVERTED FREAK” Kame wheezes
“Do you want me to buy you a leather trench coat Peepee?” Jin offers not even contrite
“NO”
“It would only be me who will see you wear that” Jin said secretively
“Definitely not” Kame couldn’t believe the other man could offer such a thing to him
“Ahem” Ryo cleared his throat
Jin and Kame looked at the direction of the voice puzzled
“I’m still here” Ryo said
“I thought you already left” Jin muttered
“Actually I was just thinking of something”
“You think?” Jin scoffs
“It may be a new word for you Jin but for us normal people thinking is a common word” Ryo mocked
“For your information I always think”
“You think with your head and not with your balls” Ryo ridicules
“You’re no longer a member of the Akanishi Troop”
“I didn’t even know there is such a thing”
“Now you know but you’re no longer a member” Jin evilly informs
“There is no such group”
“There is” Jin said with conviction
“Ah I may have heard about the Akanishi Troop” Ryo said understanding
“See were famous” Jin said proudly
“It was formerly known as IDIOTS UNITED, right?” Ryo insulted
“Ha, you were a former member, idiot”
“Not that I’m aware of that oh great idiotic leader” Ryo jeered
Kame snorted in laughter upon hearing that in which Jin threw him a dirty look
“What” Kame asks innocently
“Peepee” Jin whines
“Hey~ it was funny” Kame reasoned
“As I was saying” Ryo cuts in
“Yes” Kame turned to the other man
“Jin got me thinking”
“About what?” Jin snaps
“I would love to shake Kame’s thingy” Ryo shared
“WHAT” Kame asks shocked at the other man’s declaration
“NO”
Jin’s loud girly shriek pierces their eardrums
“What the hell Akanishi Jin” Kame curses covering his ears
“Damn” Ryo said
“YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH PEEPEE’S PIPES”
Wanting to assert his instruction Jin approached Kame from behind and wrapped his hand around the smaller man
“Bastard what the hell are you doing” Kame wiggles
“Wash your mouth with soap later” Jin said very annoyed with the smaller man
“What are you trying to do?” Kame repeated without cursing at the other man
“Protecting you from molesters Kazuya”
“What are you doing Jin” Ryo warily asks
“Protecting Peepee” Jin barely looked at the other man
“You can protect me even without hugging me” Kame pointed out
“This is more effective Kazuya”
“Effective?” Kame doesn’t know what Jin’s talking about
“Yeah very effective”
“I don’t need protecting”
Jin distracts Kame of what he was doing as he keeps on talking
“I beg to disagree Peepee”
“Not”
“From now on Kazuya I will be your protector” Jin appointed himself
“I don’t need one”
“But now you’ve got one”
Sliding his hand slowly along Kame’s body he felt the other man shiver from the light caress
“So you love to be touched” Jin thought
“Akanishi Jin” Kame said huskily
Jin’s hand finally reached his desired destination and palmed the other’s bare flesh
“AKANISHI JIN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU TOUCHING KAME THERE”
Ryo’s bark startles Kame out of the delicious sensation he was feeling
“What?” Kame distractedly asks Ryo
Ryo answered by pointing his hand at Kame’s lower body part
“Huh?”
Following where Ryo’s hand was pointing Kame finally realizes where Jin’s hand is resting
“AKANISHI JIN” Kame shouts in outrage
“Yes Peepee?” Jin casually asks like nothing is wrong
Kame slaps Jin’s hand repeated which only resulted in which Jin grabbing his length tighter
“You disgusting man let go of my ...?” Kame is lost for word
“Snow White?” Jin helpfully supplies
“What Snow White?”
“Snow white and the little dwarf is far too long to say, so I just said Snow White”
“Baka”
“One eyed monster?”
“No”
“Anaconda?”
“You’re contradicting yourself” Kame pointed out
“Why?”
“You said mine is a dwarf”
“It’s a dwarf when sleeping but when angry it turns into an anaconda”
“You demented man”
“Which I might add, I like very much”
“I don’t need to here that from you”
“Here’s a good one, let’s call your thingy surprise in a box”
“Dim-witted man”
“Okay, how about ...” Jin contemplated for a moment “Ding-a-Ling?”
“Uhm” Kame is already running out of insulting words to tell the other man
“Ah I know” Jin brightened up “It’s Kazu-Kazu-chan”
“Correct” Kame sarcastically cheered with loud applause
“I’m a genius” Jin said triumphantly
“Baka”
“What?” Jin rested his chin on Kame’s shoulder
“This is not Name my Thingy Game” Kame said sarcastically
“It’s not?”
“No”
“But I like Kazu-Kazu-chan”
“I don’t care”
“But I do Peepee”
“So?” Kame tried to pry the other’s hand from his length but the other man is much stronger “Please let go”
“Wait”
“For what?”
“Since I like the name so much Peepee” Jin informs
“Yes?” Kame wonders what perverted thing Jin would come up next
“I now christened your thingy Kazu-Kazu-chan” Jin shakes his hand “Omedetou”
“Stop you molester”
“I’m allowed to touch”
“Says who”
“Me, cause I am your protector and now the Godfather of Kazu-Kazu-chan, I have some privileges” Jin said smugly
“Jin you know I’m still here right” Ryo said
“Yap”
“Then why in the world are you holding Kame like that?”
“It’s because I don’t want you to look at his Kazu-Kazu-chan anymore”
“You could have handed him a towel”
“This is much more fun” Jin said happily
Kame took the chance to once again escape from the other’s embrace while Jin is still talking to Ryo and in his surprise found himself successful
“Peepee” Jin protested
“Don’t come near me Akanishi”
“I was still enjoying holding your Kazu-Kazu-chan”
“Hold you own thingy” Kame instructed
“But that’s no fun” Jin pouted
“Oh I beg to differ” Ryo pipe in maliciously
“Perverts, I’m surrounded by perverts” Kame threw his hands in the air in exasperation “And you’re the leader Akanishi Jin”
“Peepee …” Jin started
“Stop the Peepee name it’s embarrassing” Kame blushes
“You shouldn’t be embarrassed by just a nickname but rather on being totally naked” Jin castigated
“Oww” Kame gasps
“You’ve just remembered that now Kazuya” Jin said sarcastically
“Don’t worry I don’t mind” Ryo consoles
“But I do” Jin vehemently insisted
“It’s your fault you idiot” Kame blames Jin for his naked state
( naked kame this way please ... lol )