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Oh, many, many years ago
When I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother
'Cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matter
Though it really brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy
This little baby then became
A brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle
Then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter
WHo of course is my step-mother
Chorus
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh, I'm my own grandpa
My father's wife then had a son
Who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild
For he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife
She's my grandmother too
Now if my wife is my grandmother
Then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it
It nearly drives me wild
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandma
I am my own grandpa
first day of i have a tiny insignificant crush on kyle club! kaylee took this picture!!!!!!!!!!
club members dreaming about kyle...kaylee was probably neer me when i took this picture!
ok we are going backwards these next few are from the plays on saturday
amanda the flower fairy
kelsey and kyle! (kaylee is kyles sister!)
katrina and me at SAC!!!!
rehearsing for Damn Yankees!
me and kelsey matched!!!! and we have chicken knobber knees!
the next few are with kelsey!!
wayne and kelsey!
kelsey kelsey and wayne!
all of us!!
me and kelsey!!!! BLAH! shes so pretty!
kelseys surprise party!
yay! kaylee's in that picture!! BLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE HER!
the next few are from our chior competition at disneyland! all of our chiors won first place in their categories and matt winkler won best soloist out of everyone in the whole competion!! and our school won best school out of all the other ones!!
wahoo! steve on the carousel with furry furry furry furry steve in the west!
us infront of sleeping beauty's castle at disneyland!
left arm up! (dont look at the three people in the back. we didnt know them..we told them to do left arm up but they didnt...poopoo..s. kaylee's not a poopoo.)
on our way to disneyland!
first place choir!!!!!!! (KAYLEE)
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KAYLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BYE