Oh yeah, and this

Mar 19, 2006 22:48

I love Overheard in NY so, so much....

Guy: I don't get it. C-Town has more of a selection!
Girl: ...I don't know why you have to ruin this experience for me.

--Trader Joe's, East 14th Street

Girl #1: What did she just say?
Girl #2: She said "quesadilla".
Girl #1: Huh?
Girl #2: It's Latin.

--AMC Empire 25, West 42nd Street

Cashier chick #1: Girl, I had a dream last night that I was pregnant!
Cashier chick #2: Damn girl, don't you know that mean someone is gonna die?
Cashier chick #1: Oh no. I don't want no one in my family to die. Except my grandma.

--C-Town, Astoria

Dad: Do you know what a eunuch is?
Teen boy: Sure, it's a place in Germany.
Dad: No, it is a man whose balls have been cut off.
Teen boy: In Germany?

--27th & 6th

Teen girl #1: Yeah, it's totally true. I heard it on the olive branch.
Teen girl #2: "Olive branch"?
Teen girl #1: Yeah, you know. It's going around...It's a rumor. The olive branch.
Teen girl #2: You mean the grape branch?

--LaGuardia
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