DBSK Facebook Drama (1)
Title: DBSK Facebook Drama (1)
Author: leia_in_pajamas
Main Pairings: HoMin, Yoosu
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humour, Romance, fail!crack
Characters: DBSK/TVXQ
Guest appearance: Super Junior
Summary:
Just some DBSK Facebook action
A/N:If you are unfamiliar with the group "Super Junior", they are another K-POP boy band, that has close relations with DBSK. They have 13 members and some of them are included in this story.
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Kim Junsu Because skinny jeans just aren’t sexy!
- Park Yoochun, Shin Dong Hee and 2 others like this
Jung Yunho Susu, when you grow up and have long legs like hyung ANYTHING is sexy
- Shim Changmin likes this
Lee Hyukjae Chunnie I thought you liked Su in skinny jeans O.O
Park Yoochun Not when he looks better without them ;)
Kim Jaejoong Because that just doesn’t make you sound like some old, perverted sleaze ball
Park Yoochun Oh, whatever do you mean my dear Jaejoongie~?
Kim Jaejoong I don’t care as long as you stop having sex on the kitchen counter
Kim Jaejoong became a fan of Unprotected Sex in the Kitchen Is Unhygienic
Park Jungsu > Kim Jaejoong I feel your pain, it happens to me five times a day, maybe six when Kyumin decides to go for seconds D:
- Cho Kyuhyun and Lee Sungmin likes this
Park Jungsu Go to bed now!
Cho Kyuhyun Yes sir!
Kim Jongwoon What’s that thumping noise? O.O
Kim Jaejoong > Park Jungsu In times like this I like to threaten them with food :)
- Shim Changmin likes this
Park Jungsu > Kim Jaejoong That would only work if my whole group turned into little Changmin’s :)
- Shin Dong Hee likes this
Shim Changmin Hey!
Jung Yunho Sorry there’s only one little Changmin and it’s mine. Exclusively.
Shim Changmin ♥
Kim Junsu Ewww get a room!
Jung Yunho We’re getting there!
Kim Junsu NONONONO PLEASE NOT ON MY BED!
Park Yoochun You heard the sexy little piece of ass
Shim Changmin lololololololollolloloool!
Park Yoochun What the fuck?
Kim Junsu Have you ever noticed that "lol" looks like a drowning man? I don't think he was laughing out loud :)
Kim Jaejoong wants to remind Park Yoochun to mind his language
Park Yoochun wants to remind Kim Jaejoong that he’s pooping on their fun
Kim Jaejoong *gasp* Yunho say something!
Jung Yunho Yoochun, listen to your mum
Park Yoochun became a fan of Kim Jaejoong is not my mum, Dress up sex on the kitchen counter and Breadsticks taste best with cheese
- Kim Junsu, Shim Changmin and 10 others like this
Kim Junsu Oh my god that’s so true.
Shim Changmin Yep!
Kim Junsu Breadsticks do taste best with cheese…
Shim Changmin …and sex is best of the kitchen counter.
Choi Siwon You’ve had sex on the counter!? …Respect.
Kim Kibum It worries me what DBSK does in front of their magnae, for him to be this…explicit
Cho Kyuhyun *licks lips*
Kim Kibum on second thoughts, scrap that
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Kim Junsu likes Miley Cyrus's new song - 'Baby'
Shim Changmin THAT'S JUSTIN BIEBER!
Kim Junsu O.o
Kim Heechul
I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime…
Jung Yunho back off Changmin!
Park Yoochun bullshit! he’s totally gonna kill Junsu!
Kim Junsu D:<
Park Jungsu I’m sorry to break it to you, but Kim Heechul is a narcissist
Kim Jaejoong Ooooh! That’s new!
Kim Heechul shut up. all of you.
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Kim Junsu LAST MUFFIN! :D
Shim Changmin D:< THAT'S MINE!
Kim Junsu ...
Shim Changmin And everything else in the...STAY OUT OF MY PANTRY!
Kim Junsu :)
Shim Changmin scissors paper rock
Kim Junsu wins at EVERYTHING :)
- Park Yoochun likes this
Shim Changmin i'm sorry for not being the pimp with 48 girlfriends in high school
Kim Junsu that's yoochun D:
Shim Changmin
Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper D:<
- Lee Donghae likes this
Kim Junsu ohmagooood it's been half an hour, get over it.
Shim Changmin does that mean I get my muffin back?
Kim Junsu no
Shim Changmin …
Kim Junsu > Jung Yunho can you come pick up you aficionado please, he’s hijacked in my wardrobe, I don’t think he knows I’m here yet but I’m scared…
Shim Changmin Good evening…I see the assassins have failed.
Kim Junsu hurry Yunho-ah! He’s has officially gone crazy
Kim Kibum I knew this day was coming; now he can be best friends with Kyuhyun :D
Jung Yunho i'm home baby~ bought you some cake!
Shim Changmin :D
Kim Junsu > Park Yoochun why don't YOU ever buy me cake?!
- Shim Changmin likes this
Park Yoochun i thought that's what jaejoong is here for o.o
Kim Junsu oh right yeahhhhh :D
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Lee Donghae
A guy knocked on our door today asking for a donation for the local primary school’s pool. I went away and came back with a cup of water….. Is that wrong?
- Lee Hyukjae likes this
Jung Yunho /face palms
Park Yoochun /double face palms
Shim Changmin are you serious? Even Junsu won’t go doing that!
Kim Junsu HEY!
Lee Hyukjae I love you <3
Kim Jaejoong I finally understand this whole Eunhae couple crisis you're having
Park Jungsu Thank you :(
Kim Junsu
Chunnie~ I’m hungary :(
- Lee Hyukjae likes this
Park Yoochun maybe you should czech the fridge :D
Kim Junsu I’m russian to the kitchen ;)
Park Yoochun maybe you’ll find some turkey
Kim Junsu we have some but it’s covered in greece
Park Yoochun ew, there’s norwary you can eat that
Kim Junsu I think I’ll settle for a can of chile :D
Park Yoochun that's my canada chilli!
Kim Junsu denmark your name on it :)
Shim Changmin you guys are such an EMBARASSMENT
- Kim Jaejoong, Jung Yunho and 13 others like this
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Author's Note:
This is my first attempt at any sort of DBSK related fic >w<
I'm still unsure with this whole Facebook fic business, since I've only ever read Super Junior chat fics, but they were all absolutely amazing.
I thought I'd give my favourite DBSK couples a shot even if the crack was none existent, it was fun to write so hope you enjoyed it too~
Please Read and Review!
Even if it's only a one shot I love comments *hint hint*
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Author: leia_in_pajamas
Main Pairings: HoMin, Yoosu
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humour, Romance, fail!crack
Characters: DBSK/TVXQ
Guest appearance: Super Junior
Summary:
Just some DBSK Facebook action
A/N:If you are unfamiliar with the group "Super Junior", they are another K-POP boy band, that has close relations with DBSK. They have 13 members and some of them are included in this story.
♫ ♪ ♫ ♫ ♪ ♫
Kim Junsu Because skinny jeans just aren’t sexy!
- Park Yoochun, Shin Dong Hee and 2 others like this
Jung Yunho Susu, when you grow up and have long legs like hyung ANYTHING is sexy
- Shim Changmin likes this
Lee Hyukjae Chunnie I thought you liked Su in skinny jeans O.O
Park Yoochun Not when he looks better without them ;)
Kim Jaejoong Because that just doesn’t make you sound like some old, perverted sleaze ball
Park Yoochun Oh, whatever do you mean my dear Jaejoongie~?
Kim Jaejoong I don’t care as long as you stop having sex on the kitchen counter
Kim Jaejoong became a fan of Unprotected Sex in the Kitchen Is Unhygienic
Park Jungsu > Kim Jaejoong I feel your pain, it happens to me five times a day, maybe six when Kyumin decides to go for seconds D:
- Cho Kyuhyun and Lee Sungmin likes this
Park Jungsu Go to bed now!
Cho Kyuhyun Yes sir!
Kim Jongwoon What’s that thumping noise? O.O
Kim Jaejoong > Park Jungsu In times like this I like to threaten them with food :)
- Shim Changmin likes this
Park Jungsu > Kim Jaejoong That would only work if my whole group turned into little Changmin’s :)
- Shin Dong Hee likes this
Shim Changmin Hey!
Jung Yunho Sorry there’s only one little Changmin and it’s mine. Exclusively.
Shim Changmin ♥
Kim Junsu Ewww get a room!
Jung Yunho We’re getting there!
Kim Junsu NONONONO PLEASE NOT ON MY BED!
Park Yoochun You heard the sexy little piece of ass
Shim Changmin lololololololollolloloool!
Park Yoochun What the fuck?
Kim Junsu Have you ever noticed that "lol" looks like a drowning man? I don't think he was laughing out loud :)
Kim Jaejoong wants to remind Park Yoochun to mind his language
Park Yoochun wants to remind Kim Jaejoong that he’s pooping on their fun
Kim Jaejoong *gasp* Yunho say something!
Jung Yunho Yoochun, listen to your mum
Park Yoochun became a fan of Kim Jaejoong is not my mum, Dress up sex on the kitchen counter and Breadsticks taste best with cheese
- Kim Junsu, Shim Changmin and 10 others like this
Kim Junsu Oh my god that’s so true.
Shim Changmin Yep!
Kim Junsu Breadsticks do taste best with cheese…
Shim Changmin …and sex is best of the kitchen counter.
Choi Siwon You’ve had sex on the counter!? …Respect.
Kim Kibum It worries me what DBSK does in front of their magnae, for him to be this…explicit
Cho Kyuhyun *licks lips*
Kim Kibum on second thoughts, scrap that
----------
Kim Junsu likes Miley Cyrus's new song - 'Baby'
Shim Changmin THAT'S JUSTIN BIEBER!
Kim Junsu O.o
Kim Heechul
I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime…
Jung Yunho back off Changmin!
Park Yoochun bullshit! he’s totally gonna kill Junsu!
Kim Junsu D:<
Park Jungsu I’m sorry to break it to you, but Kim Heechul is a narcissist
Kim Jaejoong Ooooh! That’s new!
Kim Heechul shut up. all of you.
----------
Kim Junsu LAST MUFFIN! :D
Shim Changmin D:< THAT'S MINE!
Kim Junsu ...
Shim Changmin And everything else in the...STAY OUT OF MY PANTRY!
Kim Junsu :)
Shim Changmin scissors paper rock
Kim Junsu wins at EVERYTHING :)
- Park Yoochun likes this
Shim Changmin i'm sorry for not being the pimp with 48 girlfriends in high school
Kim Junsu that's yoochun D:
Shim Changmin
Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper D:<
- Lee Donghae likes this
Kim Junsu ohmagooood it's been half an hour, get over it.
Shim Changmin does that mean I get my muffin back?
Kim Junsu no
Shim Changmin …
Kim Junsu > Jung Yunho can you come pick up you aficionado please, he’s hijacked in my wardrobe, I don’t think he knows I’m here yet but I’m scared…
Shim Changmin Good evening…I see the assassins have failed.
Kim Junsu hurry Yunho-ah! He’s has officially gone crazy
Kim Kibum I knew this day was coming; now he can be best friends with Kyuhyun :D
Jung Yunho i'm home baby~ bought you some cake!
Shim Changmin :D
Kim Junsu > Park Yoochun why don't YOU ever buy me cake?!
- Shim Changmin likes this
Park Yoochun i thought that's what jaejoong is here for o.o
Kim Junsu oh right yeahhhhh :D
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Lee Donghae
A guy knocked on our door today asking for a donation for the local primary school’s pool. I went away and came back with a cup of water….. Is that wrong?
- Lee Hyukjae likes this
Jung Yunho /face palms
Park Yoochun /double face palms
Shim Changmin are you serious? Even Junsu won’t go doing that!
Kim Junsu HEY!
Lee Hyukjae I love you <3
Kim Jaejoong I finally understand this whole Eunhae couple crisis you're having
Park Jungsu Thank you :(
Kim Junsu
Chunnie~ I’m hungary :(
- Lee Hyukjae likes this
Park Yoochun maybe you should czech the fridge :D
Kim Junsu I’m russian to the kitchen ;)
Park Yoochun maybe you’ll find some turkey
Kim Junsu we have some but it’s covered in greece
Park Yoochun ew, there’s norwary you can eat that
Kim Junsu I think I’ll settle for a can of chile :D
Park Yoochun that's my canada chilli!
Kim Junsu denmark your name on it :)
Shim Changmin you guys are such an EMBARASSMENT
- Kim Jaejoong, Jung Yunho and 13 others like this
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Author's Note:
This is my first attempt at any sort of DBSK related fic >w<
I'm still unsure with this whole Facebook fic business, since I've only ever read Super Junior chat fics, but they were all absolutely amazing.
I thought I'd give my favourite DBSK couples a shot even if the crack was none existent, it was fun to write so hope you enjoyed it too~
Please Read and Review!
Even if it's only a one shot I love comments *hint hint*
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