Super Junior Facebook Drama (1)
Title: Super Junior Facebook Drama (1)
Main Pairings: Kyumin, Eunhae, Sihan
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humour, Romance, fail!crack
Characters: Super Junior
Summary:
Just some Super Junior Facebook action xD
♫ ♪ ♫ ♫ ♪ ♫
Lee Donghae
OOOOOOH SNAP BITCHES!
- Han Geng, Cho Kyuhyun, Lee Hyukjae and 2 others like this
Henry Lau He cheated!
Choi Siwon He cheated!
Zhou Mi You kinda did.
Lee Donghae Ni. Bu. Ru. Wo.
Lee Hyukjae Oh my super girl ♥
Lee Donghae ♥
Cho Kyuhyun …What the hell? O.O
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Henry Lau > Lee Donghae You big fat cheater!
- Choi Siwon, Kim Ryeowook and 2 others like this
Lee Hyukjae > Henry Lau He’s not fat.
- Lee Donghae likes this
Lee Hyukjae I think you mean a big, despicable cheater, because fat just isn’t right.
Henry Lau Oh…thank you :)
Lee Donghae D:<
Lee Hyukjae is now listed as single
- Jung Yunho likes this
Lee Hyukjae HAE!!! D8
Lee Donghae >:P
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Kim Heechul
Some people think that I assume the world revolves around me, which of course is total nonsense. The world revolves around the sun, which shines out of my ass.
- Kim Ryeowook, Kim Youngwoon and 12 others like this
Lee Donghae lololololololollolloloool!
Cho Kyuhyun What the fuck?
Kim Jongwoon Have you ever noticed that "lol" looks like a drowning man? I don't think he was laughing out loud
Han Geng You’re right!
Lee Donghae Wow! It totally does! That’s crazy shit!
Park Jungsu wants to remind Cho Kyuhyun and Lee Donghae to mind their language
Cho Kyuhyun wants to remind Park Junsu that he’s pooping on their fun
Park Junggsu *gasp* Youngwoon say something!
Kim Youngwoon Kyuhyun listen to your mum
Zhou Mi just because I liked this doesn’t mean you have to spam me with notifications
Cho Kyuhyun became a fan of Park Jungsu is not my mum, Dress up sex on the kitchen counter and Breadsticks taste best with cheese
- Kim Heechul, Lee Donghae and 10 others like this
Han Geng Oh my god that’s so true.
Kim Jongwoon Yep!
Han Geng Breadsticks do taste best with cheese…
Kim Jongwoon …and sex is best of the kitchen counter.
Choi Siwon You’ve had sex on the counter!? …Respect.
Han Geng Shall we try it next time?
Choi Siwon Let’s try it now. Should we ask Heechul to eat in his room?
Han Geng …………….Nahhhhhhh
Kim Heechul HEY!
Park Jungsu DON’T MAKE ME GROUND YOU!
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Lee Sungmin
If you think I'm nice , [ LIKE ] this status .
If you love me , put a [ ♥ ] .
If I'm a good friend , put a [ :) ] .
If I'm your best friend put a [:D ] .
If you ever had a crush on me , put a [ XD ] .
If you don't like me , put a [ :( ] .
If you hate me , put a [ x( ] .
If you think I'm a total douche, put a [ [Dislike] ].
and if you are brave enough , post this as your status :)
- Kim Ryeowook, Han Geng, Park Jungsu and 19 others like this
Park Jungsu Umma loves you ♥
Shin Donghee :D
Lee Hyukjae :D
Cho Kyuhyun ♥ ♥ ♥
Kim Kibum xD
Jung Yunho xD shouldn’t there be one that says “If you have a crush on me?”
Kim Jaejoong Wait…what?
Cho Kyuhyun WHAT?!?!?!
Xiah Junsu O.O
Micky Yoochun Ooooh DAYUUUUUUUUUUM!
Jung Yunho I’m just messing with the magnae Jaebaby
Jaejoong Oh ok xD
Jung Yunho ♥
Lee Sungmin ♥
Jung Yunho ♥
Cho Kyuhyun D:<
Kim Ryeowook :D
Zhou Mi Attention whore =.=
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Park Jungsu is tired of this commotion. Henry can you get me a glass of water?
- Kim Ryeowook and Cho Kyuhyun like this
Henry Lau Ok gege :X
Park Jungsu you’re such a good boy
Henry Lau became a fan of Say no to Child Labour!
- Kim Ryeowook, Cho Kyuhyun, Kim Kibum and 9 others like this
Choi Siwon God would never approve of child labour!
Kim Heechul I don’t think you’re getting the big picture here
Cho Kyuhyun Life is like a penis. It’s short, but seems so long when it gets hard
- Lee Sungmin, Kim Jongwoon and 2 others like this
Lee Sungmin Only if you rub it the right way
Cho Kyuhyun And if I give it a little push it might smooth out
Lee Sungmin I think I can manage that ;)
Lee Taemin What are you guys talking about~?
Cho Kyuhyun I don’t know...
Kim Jonghyun What’s up?
Lee Jinki The sunbaes are corrupting Min
Kim Kibum I thought Jonghyun and I do enough corrupting at home *licks*
Kim Jonghyun <3
Lee Donghae KIBUM AND JONGHYUN!? WHAT THE HELL!?
Cho Kyuhyun That’s Key.
Lee Donghae Oh…well that’s awkward…
Cho Kyuhyun became a fan of Saying I dunno when you can't be bothered to explain something and KYUMIN IS LOVE
- Lee Sungmin likes this
Cho Kyuhyun <3
Zhou Mi now I see why they put you in sub-groups
Shin Donghee I’m gonna throw up…
Kim Kibum O.O Hyung, are you still in my room?
Shin Donghee yeah?
Kim Kibum get out.
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Lee Hyukjae became a fan of Eunhae is the best couple in SJ
- Kim Ryeowook likes this
Lee Hyukjae don’t be mad *puppy eyes*
Lee Donghae …
Lee Hyukjae does my BB want pudding?
Lee Donghae YES! 8D
Lee Donghae and Lee Hyukjae are now In A Relationship
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Kim Heechul Making your life that much more awesome since 1983 ©
Shin Donghee more like miserable
- 9 people likes this
Zhou Mi is so excited and so badly wants to tell you those 3 special words. I get butterflies in my tummy when I have to say "GO FUCK YOURSELF"
- 12 people likes this
Kim Heechul gladly *licks lips*
- 1247839802837 people likes this
Zhou Mi …need help?
Kim Heechul my room now.
Han Geng NOOOO! NOT ON MY BED!!!
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Day #2
Super Junior's Lee Sungmin as 'I'm a Blowfish, can't you see'
Don't you all want to squish him ;A;!!!
- Fangirl B, Fangirl C and 13543456 others like this
Kim Youngwoon Kyuhyun was cheating on him; you can just see it on his face
Fangirl B YOUNGWOON OPPA~~
Cho Kyuhyun I was not!
Fangirl C KYUHYUN OPPA!!!
Kim Youngwoon Who was it? It was Zhou Mi wasn’t it? It’s Zhou Mi.
Zhou Mi No!
Fangirl A OH MY GOD SUPER JUNIOR IS TALKING ON MY FACEBOOK!
Zhou Mi Kyumi?
Cho Kyuhyun Kyumin!
Fangirl C KYUHYUNNIE OP-
Cho Kyuhyun Shut up kids!
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Kim Youngwoon The magnae cheated on Sungmin for Zhou Mi :D
- Jung Yunho, Kim Kibum and 5 others like this
Lee Sungmin Kyuhyunnie? ;___________;
Kim Ryeowook *hugs Sungmin*
Park Jungsu Cho Kyuhyun how could you!?
Cho Kyuhyun I’m innocent!
Zhou Mi We’re totally going out
Kim Heechul Zhou Mi can’t this wait till AFTER you get out of my bed?
Kim Heechul *Hankyung’s bed
Han Geng NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Choi Siwon It’s ok BB, you can sleep with me tonight
Lee Sungmin *cries*
Lee Sungmin is now listed as single
- Jung Yunho like this
Cho Kyuhyun *GASP*
Jung Yunho Wanna go out with me?
Cho Kyuhyun Back off!
Lee Hyukjae you made Min cry!
Kim Ryeowook Omo! He’s is crying!
Shin Donghee you’re dead
Cho Kyuhyun is scared
- Kim Ryeowook, Kim Heechul and 12 others like this
Lee Sungmin I hate you
Cho Kyuhyun No you don’t, you love me.
Zhou Mi Kyubear~ Where are you?????
Lee Sungmin …
Jung Yunho and Lee Sungmin is now In A Relationship
- Jung Yunho like this
Kim Ryeowook O.O
Lee Hyukjae O.O
Lee Donghae O.O
Kim Heechul Well...this was unexpected...
Kim Kibum D:
Park Jungsu WHAT!? I disapprove! Yunho stop preying on my babies!
Jung Yunho *baby
Cho Kyuhyun WHAT!?!?!?!? I OBJECT!
Kim Jaejoong D:<
Jung Yunho Jae we’re not exclusive
Lee Sungmin D:<
Jung Yunho <3
Lee Sungmin <3
Cho Kyuhyun …That’s it. Come with me now.
Zhou Mi Ahhhhh! No! Don’t do it here! Get out I’m changing!
Zhou Mi …
Zhou Mi Fine! We’re not going out! Just stop dry humping in my wardrobe I just bought that Gucci V-neck Sweater!!!!!!
Jung Yunho is now listed as single
Lee Sungmin and Cho Kyuhyun are now In A Relationship
Jung Yunho Awww is the fun over already?!
Kim Jaejoong it doesn’t have to be ;)
Jung Yunho <3
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Author's Note:
Firstly >w< I absolutely adore Facebook/Chat fics!
Sadly I've only read a few Super Junior ones, and they're all absolutely amazing.
I thought I'd give it a shot even if the crack was none existent, it was fun to write so hope you enjoyed it too~
Please Read and Review!
Even if it's only a one shot I love comments *hint hint*
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Fangirl B ∵ Super Junior Video Collection ∵
Video #1
Click - Super Junior DON'T DON Parody
- Fangirl A, Fangirl C and 12 others like this
Lee Donghae fangirls these days, I do not over-react about pudding like that!
Lee Hyukjae Uhhh....yeah you do.
Kim Jongwoon You do.
Cho Kyuhyun Every day.
Lee Donghae ...but you'll still buy me that months-worth of pudding right?
Lee Hyukjae D:
Main Pairings: Kyumin, Eunhae, Sihan
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humour, Romance, fail!crack
Characters: Super Junior
Summary:
Just some Super Junior Facebook action xD
♫ ♪ ♫ ♫ ♪ ♫
Lee Donghae
OOOOOOH SNAP BITCHES!
Click to view- Han Geng, Cho Kyuhyun, Lee Hyukjae and 2 others like this
Henry Lau He cheated!
Choi Siwon He cheated!
Zhou Mi You kinda did.
Lee Donghae Ni. Bu. Ru. Wo.
Lee Hyukjae Oh my super girl ♥
Lee Donghae ♥
Cho Kyuhyun …What the hell? O.O
----------
Henry Lau > Lee Donghae You big fat cheater!
- Choi Siwon, Kim Ryeowook and 2 others like this
Lee Hyukjae > Henry Lau He’s not fat.
- Lee Donghae likes this
Lee Hyukjae I think you mean a big, despicable cheater, because fat just isn’t right.
Henry Lau Oh…thank you :)
Lee Donghae D:<
Lee Hyukjae is now listed as single
- Jung Yunho likes this
Lee Hyukjae HAE!!! D8
Lee Donghae >:P
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Kim Heechul
Some people think that I assume the world revolves around me, which of course is total nonsense. The world revolves around the sun, which shines out of my ass.
- Kim Ryeowook, Kim Youngwoon and 12 others like this
Lee Donghae lololololololollolloloool!
Cho Kyuhyun What the fuck?
Kim Jongwoon Have you ever noticed that "lol" looks like a drowning man? I don't think he was laughing out loud
Han Geng You’re right!
Lee Donghae Wow! It totally does! That’s crazy shit!
Park Jungsu wants to remind Cho Kyuhyun and Lee Donghae to mind their language
Cho Kyuhyun wants to remind Park Junsu that he’s pooping on their fun
Park Junggsu *gasp* Youngwoon say something!
Kim Youngwoon Kyuhyun listen to your mum
Zhou Mi just because I liked this doesn’t mean you have to spam me with notifications
Cho Kyuhyun became a fan of Park Jungsu is not my mum, Dress up sex on the kitchen counter and Breadsticks taste best with cheese
- Kim Heechul, Lee Donghae and 10 others like this
Han Geng Oh my god that’s so true.
Kim Jongwoon Yep!
Han Geng Breadsticks do taste best with cheese…
Kim Jongwoon …and sex is best of the kitchen counter.
Choi Siwon You’ve had sex on the counter!? …Respect.
Han Geng Shall we try it next time?
Choi Siwon Let’s try it now. Should we ask Heechul to eat in his room?
Han Geng …………….Nahhhhhhh
Kim Heechul HEY!
Park Jungsu DON’T MAKE ME GROUND YOU!
----------
Lee Sungmin
If you think I'm nice , [ LIKE ] this status .
If you love me , put a [ ♥ ] .
If I'm a good friend , put a [ :) ] .
If I'm your best friend put a [:D ] .
If you ever had a crush on me , put a [ XD ] .
If you don't like me , put a [ :( ] .
If you hate me , put a [ x( ] .
If you think I'm a total douche, put a [ [Dislike] ].
and if you are brave enough , post this as your status :)
- Kim Ryeowook, Han Geng, Park Jungsu and 19 others like this
Park Jungsu Umma loves you ♥
Shin Donghee :D
Lee Hyukjae :D
Cho Kyuhyun ♥ ♥ ♥
Kim Kibum xD
Jung Yunho xD shouldn’t there be one that says “If you have a crush on me?”
Kim Jaejoong Wait…what?
Cho Kyuhyun WHAT?!?!?!
Xiah Junsu O.O
Micky Yoochun Ooooh DAYUUUUUUUUUUM!
Jung Yunho I’m just messing with the magnae Jaebaby
Jaejoong Oh ok xD
Jung Yunho ♥
Lee Sungmin ♥
Jung Yunho ♥
Cho Kyuhyun D:<
Kim Ryeowook :D
Zhou Mi Attention whore =.=
----------
Park Jungsu is tired of this commotion. Henry can you get me a glass of water?
- Kim Ryeowook and Cho Kyuhyun like this
Henry Lau Ok gege :X
Park Jungsu you’re such a good boy
Henry Lau became a fan of Say no to Child Labour!
- Kim Ryeowook, Cho Kyuhyun, Kim Kibum and 9 others like this
Choi Siwon God would never approve of child labour!
Kim Heechul I don’t think you’re getting the big picture here
Cho Kyuhyun Life is like a penis. It’s short, but seems so long when it gets hard
- Lee Sungmin, Kim Jongwoon and 2 others like this
Lee Sungmin Only if you rub it the right way
Cho Kyuhyun And if I give it a little push it might smooth out
Lee Sungmin I think I can manage that ;)
Lee Taemin What are you guys talking about~?
Cho Kyuhyun I don’t know...
Kim Jonghyun What’s up?
Lee Jinki The sunbaes are corrupting Min
Kim Kibum I thought Jonghyun and I do enough corrupting at home *licks*
Kim Jonghyun <3
Lee Donghae KIBUM AND JONGHYUN!? WHAT THE HELL!?
Cho Kyuhyun That’s Key.
Lee Donghae Oh…well that’s awkward…
Cho Kyuhyun became a fan of Saying I dunno when you can't be bothered to explain something and KYUMIN IS LOVE
- Lee Sungmin likes this
Cho Kyuhyun <3
Zhou Mi now I see why they put you in sub-groups
Shin Donghee I’m gonna throw up…
Kim Kibum O.O Hyung, are you still in my room?
Shin Donghee yeah?
Kim Kibum get out.
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Lee Hyukjae became a fan of Eunhae is the best couple in SJ
- Kim Ryeowook likes this
Lee Hyukjae don’t be mad *puppy eyes*
Lee Donghae …
Lee Hyukjae does my BB want pudding?
Lee Donghae YES! 8D
Lee Donghae and Lee Hyukjae are now In A Relationship
----------
Kim Heechul Making your life that much more awesome since 1983 ©
Shin Donghee more like miserable
- 9 people likes this
Zhou Mi is so excited and so badly wants to tell you those 3 special words. I get butterflies in my tummy when I have to say "GO FUCK YOURSELF"
- 12 people likes this
Kim Heechul gladly *licks lips*
- 1247839802837 people likes this
Zhou Mi …need help?
Kim Heechul my room now.
Han Geng NOOOO! NOT ON MY BED!!!
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Fangirl A - ♡A Pretty boy a Day keeps Fan girls at Bay♡ Project
Photo 2 of 8 Back to Album • Fangirl A's Photos • Fangirl A's Profile
Photo~
Day #2
Super Junior's Lee Sungmin as 'I'm a Blowfish, can't you see'
Don't you all want to squish him ;A;!!!
- Fangirl B, Fangirl C and 13543456 others like this
Kim Youngwoon Kyuhyun was cheating on him; you can just see it on his face
Fangirl B YOUNGWOON OPPA~~
Cho Kyuhyun I was not!
Fangirl C KYUHYUN OPPA!!!
Kim Youngwoon Who was it? It was Zhou Mi wasn’t it? It’s Zhou Mi.
Zhou Mi No!
Fangirl A OH MY GOD SUPER JUNIOR IS TALKING ON MY FACEBOOK!
Zhou Mi Kyumi?
Cho Kyuhyun Kyumin!
Fangirl C KYUHYUNNIE OP-
Cho Kyuhyun Shut up kids!
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Kim Youngwoon The magnae cheated on Sungmin for Zhou Mi :D
- Jung Yunho, Kim Kibum and 5 others like this
Lee Sungmin Kyuhyunnie? ;___________;
Kim Ryeowook *hugs Sungmin*
Park Jungsu Cho Kyuhyun how could you!?
Cho Kyuhyun I’m innocent!
Zhou Mi We’re totally going out
Kim Heechul Zhou Mi can’t this wait till AFTER you get out of my bed?
Kim Heechul *Hankyung’s bed
Han Geng NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Choi Siwon It’s ok BB, you can sleep with me tonight
Lee Sungmin *cries*
Lee Sungmin is now listed as single
- Jung Yunho like this
Cho Kyuhyun *GASP*
Jung Yunho Wanna go out with me?
Cho Kyuhyun Back off!
Lee Hyukjae you made Min cry!
Kim Ryeowook Omo! He’s is crying!
Shin Donghee you’re dead
Cho Kyuhyun is scared
- Kim Ryeowook, Kim Heechul and 12 others like this
Lee Sungmin I hate you
Cho Kyuhyun No you don’t, you love me.
Zhou Mi Kyubear~ Where are you?????
Lee Sungmin …
Jung Yunho and Lee Sungmin is now In A Relationship
- Jung Yunho like this
Kim Ryeowook O.O
Lee Hyukjae O.O
Lee Donghae O.O
Kim Heechul Well...this was unexpected...
Kim Kibum D:
Park Jungsu WHAT!? I disapprove! Yunho stop preying on my babies!
Jung Yunho *baby
Cho Kyuhyun WHAT!?!?!?!? I OBJECT!
Kim Jaejoong D:<
Jung Yunho Jae we’re not exclusive
Lee Sungmin D:<
Jung Yunho <3
Lee Sungmin <3
Cho Kyuhyun …That’s it. Come with me now.
Zhou Mi Ahhhhh! No! Don’t do it here! Get out I’m changing!
Zhou Mi …
Zhou Mi Fine! We’re not going out! Just stop dry humping in my wardrobe I just bought that Gucci V-neck Sweater!!!!!!
Jung Yunho is now listed as single
Lee Sungmin and Cho Kyuhyun are now In A Relationship
Jung Yunho Awww is the fun over already?!
Kim Jaejoong it doesn’t have to be ;)
Jung Yunho <3
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Author's Note:
Firstly >w< I absolutely adore Facebook/Chat fics!
Sadly I've only read a few Super Junior ones, and they're all absolutely amazing.
I thought I'd give it a shot even if the crack was none existent, it was fun to write so hope you enjoyed it too~
Please Read and Review!
Even if it's only a one shot I love comments *hint hint*
____________________________
Fangirl B ∵ Super Junior Video Collection ∵
Video #1
Click - Super Junior DON'T DON Parody
- Fangirl A, Fangirl C and 12 others like this
Lee Donghae fangirls these days, I do not over-react about pudding like that!
Lee Hyukjae Uhhh....yeah you do.
Kim Jongwoon You do.
Cho Kyuhyun Every day.
Lee Donghae ...but you'll still buy me that months-worth of pudding right?
Lee Hyukjae D: