No Rants Here, No Ma'am
Hmm...I had some things to say...once upon a time...
Well rehersal the other night for A Midsummer Night's Dream went well...It was also quite amusing, because the phrase 'love juice' was used, in the bloody script, several times. And every time we heard it, we laughed. And every time we laughed, Mrs. Archer asked us what was so funny. Right, like she isn't the mother of a horny teenage boy, and has no idea why that might be funny to teenagers of similar age and disposition.
CHRIS CANNOT READ!!!!!! And it's very annoying.
Also, I learned from Ryan that Kathryn is accepted everywhere, like Visa. She's everywhere she wants to be!
So that was Thursday....and then Friday we learned to Merengue dance with Natalie in Spanish class. That was enormously fun. Ari was my man, and now we're going to dance the Merengue at prom! Yippiee!
Then Erin came over and we went to see Guess Who with Kelli, and it wasn't actually that bad. We mostly went to see it because it had the chick from Pirates of the Carribean in it that I like...and her name is Zoe something. She's a really good actress. Best line: You're white? STOP THE CAR!!!
Then today mommy and I went shopping to get clothes for Easter, which I haven't done since I was like ten. You know, when you're little, every Easter you get a dress. A pastel dress, with big gaudy flower print, and a white satin sash, and a big square ugly lace collar, and white tights and white shoes. And sometimes a hat. I miss that, so I got a pastelish skirt with big gaudy flower print. And I like it. I mourn the fact that I don't see those Easter dresses available for little girls anymore. You can still get the hats though.
And guess who was in Fashion Bug? Kenny. I am sorry, but I do not like him. See, it's no fault of his, but I tend to attract weird and creepy guys. This therefore makes me frightened that any weird or creepy guy I even say hello to once will want me/stalk me/ask me out/follow me /rape me/something bad. And so I tend to be rude to them so they will leave me alone, because I've learned that being nice only encourages them. It's sad but it's true. Anyways, the moral is that I had to go try on the skirt I wanted to buy, but first I had to 1. Overcome my aversion to being naked within a ten mile radius of Kenny, and 2. Convince myself that he could not see through walls, even though it would not suprise me if he could.
So that's an update of my crazy life. Next week there is not one second that I will not be doing something, so I may not have time to post. I hope you all won't miss me too much. Ta!
Today I love Easter
Today I hate the loss of innocence.