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So... It's the most exciting day of college yet, and it's only 11:00am.
First, I woke up this morning and went to throw something away, only to discover that my trash can was covered in little ants. There are fucking ants in my room. That was a panic adenaline rush, let me tell you.
They're only little ants, but there's lots of them! And they're only looking for food, but they're in my room! Fucking ants.
Then, I went to Chemistry.
Here's a little quiz: What happens when you put a huge chunk of pure Sodium in water?
IT FUCKING CATCHES ON FIRE, SHOOTS SPARKS SEVERAL FEET INTO THE AIR, AND THEN EXPLODES THE BEAKER, THAT'S WHAT!
I'm not even joking. Look it up.
And I sit in the very front row, so when the beaker blew up I got splattered with (hopefully) just water. Yeah. I almost died in Chemistry class. Woke us up at least. Made a nice haze too, so the people in the back couldn't see the board. Stupid Professor.
And that's been my exciting morning. Oh, and the 24 hour play festival starts tonight, so if it follows this pattern... WATCH OUT.
First, I woke up this morning and went to throw something away, only to discover that my trash can was covered in little ants. There are fucking ants in my room. That was a panic adenaline rush, let me tell you.
They're only little ants, but there's lots of them! And they're only looking for food, but they're in my room! Fucking ants.
Then, I went to Chemistry.
Here's a little quiz: What happens when you put a huge chunk of pure Sodium in water?
IT FUCKING CATCHES ON FIRE, SHOOTS SPARKS SEVERAL FEET INTO THE AIR, AND THEN EXPLODES THE BEAKER, THAT'S WHAT!
I'm not even joking. Look it up.
And I sit in the very front row, so when the beaker blew up I got splattered with (hopefully) just water. Yeah. I almost died in Chemistry class. Woke us up at least. Made a nice haze too, so the people in the back couldn't see the board. Stupid Professor.
And that's been my exciting morning. Oh, and the 24 hour play festival starts tonight, so if it follows this pattern... WATCH OUT.