Last Night
Ok, so Erin and Kristen and I went to see Thank You For Smoking at Westway last night... and it was HYSTERICAL.
"The great state of Vermont will not apologize for its cheese!"
Also, Katie Holmes got screwed (in more ways than one) and I don't like her so that was good.
Then on the way home Erin and I drove past one of those big light-up sign things that says how fast you're going, and just to spite the stupid thing I floored it. So it changes from telling me my speed to flashing "SLOW DOWN". Erin and I almost died laughing.
And now, some highlights from last night's SNL:
Al Gore was really on it. Even though he wasn't hosting. And he was funny.
Oh, and there was this sketch about Myspace and this teenage-ish guy was teaching a class for adults on how to use myspace, and the class consisted of one woman wanting to see what her daughter was up to, and like 15 middle aged sketchy men. And it was all about how Myspace doesn't have a way to police how old you actually are or what picture you use or to prevent 45 year old perverts from meeting young girls in real life. It was hysterical, and served as further proof that MYSPACE IS EVIL.
Amy: Oh come on. We all know that the increased number of hurricanes is because of gay marriage.
Tina: 52% of teens that take virginity pledges recant them within 12 months. If I'm on my game.
Ahhh, it was a good night. Today hasn't been quite as good, but whatever. I got to eat a lot at brunch today, so that was good.
P.S. Since when is Inuyasha back on Saturdays at 11? Why doesn't anyone tell me these things?!?!
"The great state of Vermont will not apologize for its cheese!"
Also, Katie Holmes got screwed (in more ways than one) and I don't like her so that was good.
Then on the way home Erin and I drove past one of those big light-up sign things that says how fast you're going, and just to spite the stupid thing I floored it. So it changes from telling me my speed to flashing "SLOW DOWN". Erin and I almost died laughing.
And now, some highlights from last night's SNL:
Al Gore was really on it. Even though he wasn't hosting. And he was funny.
Oh, and there was this sketch about Myspace and this teenage-ish guy was teaching a class for adults on how to use myspace, and the class consisted of one woman wanting to see what her daughter was up to, and like 15 middle aged sketchy men. And it was all about how Myspace doesn't have a way to police how old you actually are or what picture you use or to prevent 45 year old perverts from meeting young girls in real life. It was hysterical, and served as further proof that MYSPACE IS EVIL.
Amy: Oh come on. We all know that the increased number of hurricanes is because of gay marriage.
Tina: 52% of teens that take virginity pledges recant them within 12 months. If I'm on my game.
Ahhh, it was a good night. Today hasn't been quite as good, but whatever. I got to eat a lot at brunch today, so that was good.
P.S. Since when is Inuyasha back on Saturdays at 11? Why doesn't anyone tell me these things?!?!