Ok, ummmm there were a bunch of things I wanted to say... ummm... I wrote this down somewhere, wait... Oh yeah!
So yesterday's Intro to Lit class was more like Offend Megan 101. First this girl was going on about how she was going down to Castleton College, and how it was a total "shit-hole" and they didn't have anything there, and I was like "Excuse me? My cousin goes there and it is not" only not because then I would have had to admit that I was listening in on their conversation... In the middle of the classroom. It's not like they were trying to be discreet or anything... But I wasn't really mean to be included. It's not even my college, but it bothered me.
Then we read this poem about the "common man" and it talked about masons and carpenters and hatters and working class jobs, and this one girl said basically that those were all shit jobs and no one wanted them anyways and they sucked. Now, my father is a carpenter, and he loves it. All he ever wanted to do was work with his hands and build things. And so I said that there are people who enjoy making something for a living and like working with their hands, and all I got was a shrug. Goddamn small minded rich people.
But that night at rehearsal Andrew came onstage in his plumber role (for which he's supposed to show off a little butt crack) with his pants almost fully down his butt and showed us all his "hairy ass." I'm scarred for life now, but in a good way. Oh, and his girlfriend was there too. She was sooooooooooo red. Hahahahahahaha!
Matt! You'll be pleased to know that I finished Heir to the Empire today. Go me!
This cut is for Erin, but you're all welcome to click it and see just what you're missing on P-Day. (That's the carnival thing I was going on about in my last post.)
FRIDAY - APRIL 28
4pm PLAY: Fool For Love (McCarthy Recital Hall)
7pm Men’s Rugby vs. UVM (300s Field under the lights)
7:30pm PLAY: Fool For Love (McCarthy Recital Hall)
10pm GLOW N THE DARK DANCE (Alliot)
SATURDAY - APRIL 29
10 am 1 mile Fun Run
12 noon ROCK OUT ON THE 300s FIELD with Food, Inflatables, Music by WWPV, *Big Screen of NFL Draft*
1pm Flag Football Tournament Championship
6:30pm 3 GREAT BANDS IN ROSS: Japhy Ryder, Domestic Blend, & Spiritual Rez
9pm - 10pm DAVE ATTELL COMEDY SHOW
9pm - 7am Invisible Children - Burlington Global Night Commute Overnight Vigil
11pm - 1am FREE BREAKFAST IN ALLIOT
FOOD (1-5pm)
Kevin’s Wicked Mountain Hot Dog (Hot Dogs, Italian Sausage & French Fries)
Ming’s Restaurant (Chinese Food. Lo Mein Noodles, Fried Rice, Teriyaki Beef Skewers & Sesame Chicken)
Cobblestone Cafe (Hot Chicken Wings, Mozzarella Sticks & Jambalaya)
Purple Knights Pizza (Pizza Pie Slices)
Ahli Baba’s Kabob Shop (Chicken Kabobs, Falafel Pita & Souvlaki)
Nachos, Cotton Candy & Soda
INFLATABLES (12-4pm)
Laser Tag, Dunk Tank, Human Foosball, Mini Golf, Rock Wall, Euro Bungee, Bungee Challenge, Gladiator Joust, Sumo Wrestling, Soda Racers, Tug-a-War w/ mud pit at Volleyball Court.
That's all for now kids!