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Hey!
I was randomly going through my random notebooks of random writing and random thoughts amd random song lyrics and random poems and random fan fiction (you knew I was going to get to fan ficiton eventually) and I found this fic I wrote. And I heart it so I typed it up and then promptly forgot about it again.
But since I subsequently remembered it again, here it is.
DISCLAIMERS: As always, this is a Wolfstar fic. That means Remus and Sirius are madly in love. With each other. Also as always, I can't write smut, so I merely imply it and leave it at that. (If you don't like that, don't click the cut.) Furthermore, I do not own either of these georgous characters, because if I did I would have a paid livejournal account. Oh, and I'd write books where they stayed alive and shagged like bunnies. (I'd overcome the inability to write smut if money was involved) Because I'm a sap. Anyways, on to the fic. All comments are appreciated!
(It said "For Jean" at the top, but I can't remember why. In any case, I clearly wrote it for Jean. So it is therefore dedicated to her.)
-Moony, I want a dog.
-Padfoot, you ARE a dog.
-I know, but I want someone to play with.
-Ahem.
-Not that kind of playing. I want something where I can be human and it’s the animal. I want to play fetch where I throw and it fetches.
-Ah.
-So can we get a dog?
-No. They’re not allowed in this flat.
-Tossers. How about a cat?
-Sirius, you hate cats.
-Yeah, so?
-So why on Earth would you want to get one?
-Because I can’t have a dog in this tosser flat.
-Well, they won’t let you have cats either.
-Bloody wankers. Hamster?
-They smell.
-Rabbit?
-Too tempting.
-Tempting?
-I’d eat it. When I changed I’d know it was here and I’d try to get in and eat it. Rabbits are very good you know. I ate my cousin Emily’s when we were ten…
-Ok! No rabbits. How about a bird?
-Way too noisy. We need sleep.
-That’s not what you said last night...No! You will not distract me from this with sex! I want a pet!
-All right then, I’ll make you a deal. Sex now, and I’ll get you a pet tomorrow.
-Deal. C’mere.
-It’s really a win/win situation when you think about it.
***********************
-What is it?
-I think that’s fairly obvious. It’s a fish.
-Duh, Moony. What kind of fish?
-An angel fish. I though it was pretty. Do you like it?
-Uhhhh.
-Sirius? Sirius?
-It’s mesmerizing. Look at it swim! Around and around and around and arou-
-So you like it then?
-Yes. We have to name it though. It is a BoyFish or a GirlFish?
-It’s a girl. I think.
-We’ll name her...Sunny. Gotta keep with the celestial theme in this flat. Moony, Sirius, and Sunny.
-Perfect.
-Yes. She’s perfect. And you’re perfect for thinking of a fish. Thank you.
-You’re welcome.
-Moony.
-Yes Padfoot?
-Do angelfish play fetch?
Ok. I remember that I wrote the last line first and the rest of the fic was all a lead up to that last line...so I think that Jean and I must have had some conversation about fish. Maybe. Jean, did we?
Well, I love you in any case so this is still your fic.
I was randomly going through my random notebooks of random writing and random thoughts amd random song lyrics and random poems and random fan fiction (you knew I was going to get to fan ficiton eventually) and I found this fic I wrote. And I heart it so I typed it up and then promptly forgot about it again.
But since I subsequently remembered it again, here it is.
DISCLAIMERS: As always, this is a Wolfstar fic. That means Remus and Sirius are madly in love. With each other. Also as always, I can't write smut, so I merely imply it and leave it at that. (If you don't like that, don't click the cut.) Furthermore, I do not own either of these georgous characters, because if I did I would have a paid livejournal account. Oh, and I'd write books where they stayed alive and shagged like bunnies. (I'd overcome the inability to write smut if money was involved) Because I'm a sap. Anyways, on to the fic. All comments are appreciated!
(It said "For Jean" at the top, but I can't remember why. In any case, I clearly wrote it for Jean. So it is therefore dedicated to her.)
-Moony, I want a dog.
-Padfoot, you ARE a dog.
-I know, but I want someone to play with.
-Ahem.
-Not that kind of playing. I want something where I can be human and it’s the animal. I want to play fetch where I throw and it fetches.
-Ah.
-So can we get a dog?
-No. They’re not allowed in this flat.
-Tossers. How about a cat?
-Sirius, you hate cats.
-Yeah, so?
-So why on Earth would you want to get one?
-Because I can’t have a dog in this tosser flat.
-Well, they won’t let you have cats either.
-Bloody wankers. Hamster?
-They smell.
-Rabbit?
-Too tempting.
-Tempting?
-I’d eat it. When I changed I’d know it was here and I’d try to get in and eat it. Rabbits are very good you know. I ate my cousin Emily’s when we were ten…
-Ok! No rabbits. How about a bird?
-Way too noisy. We need sleep.
-That’s not what you said last night...No! You will not distract me from this with sex! I want a pet!
-All right then, I’ll make you a deal. Sex now, and I’ll get you a pet tomorrow.
-Deal. C’mere.
-It’s really a win/win situation when you think about it.
***********************
-What is it?
-I think that’s fairly obvious. It’s a fish.
-Duh, Moony. What kind of fish?
-An angel fish. I though it was pretty. Do you like it?
-Uhhhh.
-Sirius? Sirius?
-It’s mesmerizing. Look at it swim! Around and around and around and arou-
-So you like it then?
-Yes. We have to name it though. It is a BoyFish or a GirlFish?
-It’s a girl. I think.
-We’ll name her...Sunny. Gotta keep with the celestial theme in this flat. Moony, Sirius, and Sunny.
-Perfect.
-Yes. She’s perfect. And you’re perfect for thinking of a fish. Thank you.
-You’re welcome.
-Moony.
-Yes Padfoot?
-Do angelfish play fetch?
Ok. I remember that I wrote the last line first and the rest of the fic was all a lead up to that last line...so I think that Jean and I must have had some conversation about fish. Maybe. Jean, did we?
Well, I love you in any case so this is still your fic.