Lehas and friends go to McDonald's
Last night:
"I AM HUNGRY AS HELL. I AM TIRED AS HELL. I JUST WANT SOME FUCKIN' MCDONALD'S AND I WANT TO GO TO GO FUCKIN' SLEEP, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK FOR??!!!!!!!!!!"
Lesson: I throw epic bitch fits when I'm hungry. LOL do not get in the way of me and my food.
But seriously. Last night was an adventure (for McDonald's, really). We went to the casino, lost money (I made $5!), got a speeding ticket by a lady cop for going fifteen freaking miles over the limit because we looked like drug dealers at 2am (seriously, this lady called for backup and inspected the car--not done for a 15mile speeding ticket). I was dragged to a drinking fest after saying "No, I'm tired. I just want some McDonald's and go to sleep," where everyone was screaming, throwing up, and feeling each other up in the kitchen. By then, it had been 12 hours since I had food, and I JUST WANTED MY MCDONALD'S OKAY??!
I don't throw bitch fits. I bitch, and I am a bitch at times, but I don't throw bitch fits so this is pretty rare. And not that serious since I wouldn't throw a bitch fit if I was really upset. It was fun actually, and my friend drove a few of us to McDonald's after stealing the car from her boyfriend:
"NO, THEY DON'T WANT YOUR CHICKEN PATTIES. THEY WANT MCDONALD'S."
"WHO, WHO WANTS MCDONALD'S??!! RAISE YOUR HANDS."
/multiple hands raise
"O shit. Pick me up some chicken nuggets?"
LOL, are we a bunch of crackheads or what. Me and my friends were starving by the time we got there and I paid for my driving friend, hahahahaha. "OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH, I'M GOING TO PAY FOR YOUUUUU, ORDER ANYTHING YOU WANT." Which backfired, in the dumbest way possible.
Someone explain to me how a 24 hour drive-thru McDonald's does NOT offer Happy Meals at 4am? And Big Macs. Nor take debit/credit. Do you NOT plan on making money?? The Happy Meal was for the driver, not me (because no way in hell was a Happy Meal going to be enough for me). This McDonald's somehow did not offer plain hamburgers, though we had no problem getting a Quarter Pounder. LMAOWTF??? Do they use special hamburger buns and meat or something for the plain old hamburgers? No, I got it, it's the box; they have to wait until the children workers in China finish cutting them out. =P
I bought this super awesome cup on a coffee run across the street, when "reading" up on soil formation (which can be summed up in two sentences, so that was a waste of time). The top is a TWIST OFF. No lie.
P.S. Yes, everything needs to be bold and capped in order to convey the appropriate level of energy.
"I AM HUNGRY AS HELL. I AM TIRED AS HELL. I JUST WANT SOME FUCKIN' MCDONALD'S AND I WANT TO GO TO GO FUCKIN' SLEEP, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK FOR??!!!!!!!!!!"
Lesson: I throw epic bitch fits when I'm hungry. LOL do not get in the way of me and my food.
But seriously. Last night was an adventure (for McDonald's, really). We went to the casino, lost money (I made $5!), got a speeding ticket by a lady cop for going fifteen freaking miles over the limit because we looked like drug dealers at 2am (seriously, this lady called for backup and inspected the car--not done for a 15mile speeding ticket). I was dragged to a drinking fest after saying "No, I'm tired. I just want some McDonald's and go to sleep," where everyone was screaming, throwing up, and feeling each other up in the kitchen. By then, it had been 12 hours since I had food, and I JUST WANTED MY MCDONALD'S OKAY??!
I don't throw bitch fits. I bitch, and I am a bitch at times, but I don't throw bitch fits so this is pretty rare. And not that serious since I wouldn't throw a bitch fit if I was really upset. It was fun actually, and my friend drove a few of us to McDonald's after stealing the car from her boyfriend:
"NO, THEY DON'T WANT YOUR CHICKEN PATTIES. THEY WANT MCDONALD'S."
"WHO, WHO WANTS MCDONALD'S??!! RAISE YOUR HANDS."
/multiple hands raise
"O shit. Pick me up some chicken nuggets?"
LOL, are we a bunch of crackheads or what. Me and my friends were starving by the time we got there and I paid for my driving friend, hahahahaha. "OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH, I'M GOING TO PAY FOR YOUUUUU, ORDER ANYTHING YOU WANT." Which backfired, in the dumbest way possible.
Someone explain to me how a 24 hour drive-thru McDonald's does NOT offer Happy Meals at 4am? And Big Macs. Nor take debit/credit. Do you NOT plan on making money?? The Happy Meal was for the driver, not me (because no way in hell was a Happy Meal going to be enough for me). This McDonald's somehow did not offer plain hamburgers, though we had no problem getting a Quarter Pounder. LMAOWTF??? Do they use special hamburger buns and meat or something for the plain old hamburgers? No, I got it, it's the box; they have to wait until the children workers in China finish cutting them out. =P
I bought this super awesome cup on a coffee run across the street, when "reading" up on soil formation (which can be summed up in two sentences, so that was a waste of time). The top is a TWIST OFF. No lie.
P.S. Yes, everything needs to be bold and capped in order to convey the appropriate level of energy.