Cheeeeeeeese!
So, I'm highly intelligent. You know that don't you? And that's why I went drinking today. I figured the alcohol would help me fight the plague. Because alcohol kills bacteria, everybody knows that. And I had fun, which really is the main reason for going out drinking anyway. And then I got home and realized I haven't made a drunken post in ages. So I had to.
Lehanra: Hungry!
Brain: Well, you could make a sandwich?
Lehanra: Want pizza!
Brain: There's no pizza.
Lehanra: Want pizza! Me make pizza!
Brain: There's no yeast and besides it would take ages.
Lehanra: :( But there's cheese! And tuna!
Brain: Just make a sandwich.
Lehanra: *tries to cut bread*
Brain: It's frozen, you imbecile! (and who knew I could spell imbecile while drunk? can't spell drunk though.)
Lehanra: Ha! Me use microwave oven! Me smart!
Brain: Three minutes is more than enough. Turn the oven off! Off!
Lehanra: *grates cheese* Cheese!
Brain: Fine, the tuna's in the upper shelf. No, not there. No, not there either.
Lehanra: *looks at can of tuna* Open?
Brain: No, put the knife away.
Lehanra: Open? :(
Brain: Just use the damn can opener!
Lehanra: Yummy tuna!
Brain: Weren't you suppose to put the tuna on the bread?
Lehanra: Oops. *puts tuna on bread* Spices!
Brain: That's enough pepper. No, enough! Wait, did you turn the oven on?
Lehanra: Oven make the cheese go all melty! Cheese!
***
The oven: I'm hot!
Lehanra: Shush. Me make post to livejournal.
The sandwiches: But we're ready!
Lehanra: *puts the sandwiches in the oven*
***
The oven: *is hot*
The sandwiches: *starting to burn*
Lehanra: Stupid spellcheck. Grumble grumble grumble.
Brain: Umm... I feel like I forgot something. *nods off*
Lehanra: Yum yum yum. Soon me eat!
The sandwiches: Hello? *burn*
Lehanra: :( Never mind, I'll eat them anyway because me hungry!
Lehanra's digestive system: Gee, thanks a lot. Again!
Edited to add:
Lehanra: Yum. Breakfast!
Brain: Oh crap, we forgot to eat before drinking all that beer. Again. Dammit. Well that explains why we're so hungry.
Lehanra's tongue: Hot cheese! Hot! Hot! *blisters*
Lehanra: *eats four giant sandwiches and DIES*
Lehanra: Hungry!
Brain: Well, you could make a sandwich?
Lehanra: Want pizza!
Brain: There's no pizza.
Lehanra: Want pizza! Me make pizza!
Brain: There's no yeast and besides it would take ages.
Lehanra: :( But there's cheese! And tuna!
Brain: Just make a sandwich.
Lehanra: *tries to cut bread*
Brain: It's frozen, you imbecile! (and who knew I could spell imbecile while drunk? can't spell drunk though.)
Lehanra: Ha! Me use microwave oven! Me smart!
Brain: Three minutes is more than enough. Turn the oven off! Off!
Lehanra: *grates cheese* Cheese!
Brain: Fine, the tuna's in the upper shelf. No, not there. No, not there either.
Lehanra: *looks at can of tuna* Open?
Brain: No, put the knife away.
Lehanra: Open? :(
Brain: Just use the damn can opener!
Lehanra: Yummy tuna!
Brain: Weren't you suppose to put the tuna on the bread?
Lehanra: Oops. *puts tuna on bread* Spices!
Brain: That's enough pepper. No, enough! Wait, did you turn the oven on?
Lehanra: Oven make the cheese go all melty! Cheese!
***
The oven: I'm hot!
Lehanra: Shush. Me make post to livejournal.
The sandwiches: But we're ready!
Lehanra: *puts the sandwiches in the oven*
***
The oven: *is hot*
The sandwiches: *starting to burn*
Lehanra: Stupid spellcheck. Grumble grumble grumble.
Brain: Umm... I feel like I forgot something. *nods off*
Lehanra: Yum yum yum. Soon me eat!
The sandwiches: Hello? *burn*
Lehanra: :( Never mind, I'll eat them anyway because me hungry!
Lehanra's digestive system: Gee, thanks a lot. Again!
Edited to add:
Lehanra: Yum. Breakfast!
Brain: Oh crap, we forgot to eat before drinking all that beer. Again. Dammit. Well that explains why we're so hungry.
Lehanra's tongue: Hot cheese! Hot! Hot! *blisters*
Lehanra: *eats four giant sandwiches and DIES*