Somehow I feel like I'm boring
My sister is most likely fucking making sweet love to my bartender. I say mine because he happens to work in the bar that is closest to my apartment. After this I'll never be able to go there again. Bitch.
I want to be having sex with a random stranger!
Damn my morals.
To make things worse... I have no chocolate to console myself with. *slashes wrists with a spoon*
Also? She's living with me!
As God is my witness, there will be hair-pulling tomorrow!
And the only guy (under 50) who hit on my today was married. With children. (Although he was really cute and funny)
Damn!
At least I have an icon for drunken posts.
I want to be having sex with a random stranger!
Damn my morals.
To make things worse... I have no chocolate to console myself with. *slashes wrists with a spoon*
Also? She's living with me!
As God is my witness, there will be hair-pulling tomorrow!
And the only guy (under 50) who hit on my today was married. With children. (Although he was really cute and funny)
Damn!
At least I have an icon for drunken posts.