Sep 06, 2006 20:05
So my brother today woke up late, about 30 mins and missed the bus, since i had college and it starts at 11 i was up and realized so i was like why are you here ? and he said he didnt want to wake dad(eqplayer who was sleeping in , for the first time in a while) cause he would get mad, so i told my bro that i couldnt take him cause i needed to leave soon, and so i woke my dad up quickly on the way out and told brother to wake him up too, well i got home today
and asked my dad, did michael get to school fine?, and hes like what are you talking about?.... and i replyed i woke you up and told you this morning? and hes like oh well i dont remember,,.. so i was like well them michael must have walked to school then today, and so my dad was like well ok i guess ill talk to him about it later, .. so then i went to starbucks and chatted with a this girl for about an hour and i come back and apparently what my brother did was....
First after i left my dad didnt wake up, so my brother decided to take my step moms bike (they hate each other but he didnt do this outa spite) and ride it to my grandmas,... like 20 minute drive going 40,.. ,.. probably like 20 miles at least ,.. the tires were flat so he filled them up at a gas station,.. which made the tire walls break and the inner tube stuck out making the back tire not turn, so he dumped my step moms 30 year old classic bike in good condition away in a dumpster THEN...
THEN he came back and took my dads bike and put air in that and rode for about 2 hours in florida humidity/heat to my grandmas, .. and theres a trail for bike riding and walking to both houses almost directly but he decided to take the highway and ride down a highway with no sidewalks,...so then he gets to my grandmas and hes drenched in sweat,.. and so she offers to wash his clothes and tells him to take a shower (he treats her really bad), which he refuses. And then, while at my grandma's he TELLS her that he will take him back to my house and to cover for him. My grandpa calls my dad and tells him some of the story,,.... so my dad drives down there,.. and finds out the whole story,.. so he skippped school , lied, stole, destroyed,.. and idk this deserves to be in darwin awards