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So I took a chance and improved the graphic quality in my game, and it DIDN'T CRASH! Bweee! So future updates shall benefit from that. But not this one. Sorry, dudes.
Last time, Jenny prevented bastardhood for the next generation of her legacy by marrying Ambiguously Gay Daniel in a variety of increasingly ugly dresses. Because she kept. Getting. Fatter. So let's get down to it, shall we?
The hallway is totally the best place to give birth, yo. VERY SANITARY. Girlbaby Abbey has mommy's blue eyes and, it looks like, daddy's brown hair. Not bad, y'all.
This is not the same baby, guys. You can't tell because she ALSO has blue eyes and brown hair, but it's baby #2, Clare.
Jenny: What do I do with it woe? :(
Clare got handed off to Daniel and I was all "..why?"
BECAUSE JENNY STILL HAD TO BIRTH BABY #3. FUCKING TRIPLET HACK ON RANDOM THAT I INSTALLED MONTHS AGO AND FORGOT ABOUT. KLFDH PKD
Ahem. Margot. Also blue-eyed and brunette, wtf where is my genetic diversity.
But where is Abbey?
Abbey: Mommy? Daddy? Hello? So cold..
In contrast, Daniel ACTUALLY PLACES CLARE IN A CRIB. AUTONOMOUSLY. Family sims that actually Family well, wtf?
Enjoy this break from baby!spam, people, it's like all you're gonna get.
Daniel's Unconcious Mind: I AM SO BEAUTIFUL.
Uh, meanwhile, JENNY. WHY ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT ADOPTING. YOU JUST GAVE BIRTH TO THREE PEOPLE. STEP. AWAY. FROM THE PHONE.
And this is more or less the point where I broke another Legacy Challenge rule by saying "Fuck this tiny house" and moving them into a different Maxis lot using Daniel's millions. I can't architect, mmmkay?
Check out the new digs! Very plush.
But where is Abbey?
Abbey: Fuck you all.
Please note that I cannot tell the babies apart after this point. Therefore, if you see a baby on the floor, assume it's Abbey. If you see one being held by Daniel, it's probably Clare, he like really likes Clare. Margot is a toss-up, she gets left in the crib a lot but at least it's, you know, not the front lawn.
(Abbey: I SAID FUCK YOU.)
Daniel is actually a surprisingly good father.
See?
Jenny: If I put this thing in its mouth, it can't cry! :)
Babies Babies Babies (none of these are Abbey):
Jenny: IT ONLY HAS ONE EYE AHH.
Daniel: Um hello I can't get Clare in the crib um hallo HALLO HALP.
I brought him into the legacy for beauty, not brains. Sigh.
They are rejoicing because they managed to get all three babies into cribs at once. Even Abbey. GO TEAM.
Jenny asked Ivy to move in, mostly because I wanted to make sure the kids got fed when Daniel goes to work. Heh.
I don't feel like making her her own graphic, so here:
Ivy Copur. Knowledge. Sloppy 2, Shy 3, Active 9, Playful 7, Grouchy 4.
Dude, made over, Ivy's not...half bad. Go Maxis!
Abbey: Are you my new mommy? Please say you're my new mommy.
Jenny: Um...hello, Ivy's oddly white child.
Abbey: ...FUCK YOU, MOTHER.
For a moment, everything looks well.
For a moment.
Abbey: ...
Margot: This is a new experience for me.
Abbey: I hate you all.
Margot: So cold...
And where is Clare?
Ah. Of course. It's good to be the loved triplet.
Daniel doesn't like strange teenagers going near the nursery. For good reason, it turns out:
Excuse me, ma'am. That baby is not yours.
But if it's Abbey, you can probably have her.
I can tell it was Abbey because Daniel went downstairs to flirt with Caliente #2.
UM. EXCUSE ME, DANIEL.
Do not want.
Yeah. That's what I thought.
Daniel: My cookings r not impressive. :(
I took this picture to illustrate how Daniel left the stove smoking, but uh...all I can say is. Why.
I just want you all to know that two seconds after I took this, Ivy got abducted by aliens. FKJHFLKJG. Now Jenny is mortally afraid that it will happen again. And Ivy is afraid it WON'T. STUPID ALIENS, STEALING MY UNPAID NANNY.
Clearly the only solution was to hire an actual nanny, just in case Ivy decided to go missing when someone was hungry or something idk.
Said Nanny didn't even go up to the nursery before randomly insulting Jenny.
Bitchy Nanny: YOUR SCHEDULE SAYS YOU SHOULD BE AT WORK, FERTILE REDHEADED JEZEBEL.
Cheer up, emo Jenny.
Clare cheers emo Jenny up.
Clare: I R A EYREPLAIN WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!
And that concludes 2.0.
Last time, Jenny prevented bastardhood for the next generation of her legacy by marrying Ambiguously Gay Daniel in a variety of increasingly ugly dresses. Because she kept. Getting. Fatter. So let's get down to it, shall we?
The hallway is totally the best place to give birth, yo. VERY SANITARY. Girlbaby Abbey has mommy's blue eyes and, it looks like, daddy's brown hair. Not bad, y'all.
This is not the same baby, guys. You can't tell because she ALSO has blue eyes and brown hair, but it's baby #2, Clare.
Jenny: What do I do with it woe? :(
Clare got handed off to Daniel and I was all "..why?"
BECAUSE JENNY STILL HAD TO BIRTH BABY #3. FUCKING TRIPLET HACK ON RANDOM THAT I INSTALLED MONTHS AGO AND FORGOT ABOUT. KLFDH PKD
Ahem. Margot. Also blue-eyed and brunette, wtf where is my genetic diversity.
But where is Abbey?
Abbey: Mommy? Daddy? Hello? So cold..
In contrast, Daniel ACTUALLY PLACES CLARE IN A CRIB. AUTONOMOUSLY. Family sims that actually Family well, wtf?
Enjoy this break from baby!spam, people, it's like all you're gonna get.
Daniel's Unconcious Mind: I AM SO BEAUTIFUL.
Uh, meanwhile, JENNY. WHY ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT ADOPTING. YOU JUST GAVE BIRTH TO THREE PEOPLE. STEP. AWAY. FROM THE PHONE.
And this is more or less the point where I broke another Legacy Challenge rule by saying "Fuck this tiny house" and moving them into a different Maxis lot using Daniel's millions. I can't architect, mmmkay?
Check out the new digs! Very plush.
But where is Abbey?
Abbey: Fuck you all.
Please note that I cannot tell the babies apart after this point. Therefore, if you see a baby on the floor, assume it's Abbey. If you see one being held by Daniel, it's probably Clare, he like really likes Clare. Margot is a toss-up, she gets left in the crib a lot but at least it's, you know, not the front lawn.
(Abbey: I SAID FUCK YOU.)
Daniel is actually a surprisingly good father.
See?
Jenny: If I put this thing in its mouth, it can't cry! :)
Babies Babies Babies (none of these are Abbey):
Jenny: IT ONLY HAS ONE EYE AHH.
Daniel: Um hello I can't get Clare in the crib um hallo HALLO HALP.
I brought him into the legacy for beauty, not brains. Sigh.
They are rejoicing because they managed to get all three babies into cribs at once. Even Abbey. GO TEAM.
Jenny asked Ivy to move in, mostly because I wanted to make sure the kids got fed when Daniel goes to work. Heh.
I don't feel like making her her own graphic, so here:
Ivy Copur. Knowledge. Sloppy 2, Shy 3, Active 9, Playful 7, Grouchy 4.
Dude, made over, Ivy's not...half bad. Go Maxis!
Abbey: Are you my new mommy? Please say you're my new mommy.
Jenny: Um...hello, Ivy's oddly white child.
Abbey: ...FUCK YOU, MOTHER.
For a moment, everything looks well.
For a moment.
Abbey: ...
Margot: This is a new experience for me.
Abbey: I hate you all.
Margot: So cold...
And where is Clare?
Ah. Of course. It's good to be the loved triplet.
Daniel doesn't like strange teenagers going near the nursery. For good reason, it turns out:
Excuse me, ma'am. That baby is not yours.
But if it's Abbey, you can probably have her.
I can tell it was Abbey because Daniel went downstairs to flirt with Caliente #2.
UM. EXCUSE ME, DANIEL.
Do not want.
Yeah. That's what I thought.
Daniel: My cookings r not impressive. :(
I took this picture to illustrate how Daniel left the stove smoking, but uh...all I can say is. Why.
I just want you all to know that two seconds after I took this, Ivy got abducted by aliens. FKJHFLKJG. Now Jenny is mortally afraid that it will happen again. And Ivy is afraid it WON'T. STUPID ALIENS, STEALING MY UNPAID NANNY.
Clearly the only solution was to hire an actual nanny, just in case Ivy decided to go missing when someone was hungry or something idk.
Said Nanny didn't even go up to the nursery before randomly insulting Jenny.
Bitchy Nanny: YOUR SCHEDULE SAYS YOU SHOULD BE AT WORK, FERTILE REDHEADED JEZEBEL.
Cheer up, emo Jenny.
Clare cheers emo Jenny up.
Clare: I R A EYREPLAIN WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!
And that concludes 2.0.