what a sick fucker:)
slapnutz 68: i have many deep dark secrets
LegsLauren: you can feel free to share any of them with me
slapnutz 68: it involves a hooker, midget, sword, and elephant
LegsLauren: keep going with this
slapnutz 68: one of the things people dont know is that one of my many fetishes involves midgets in safari clothes
slapnutz 68: and naturally, that includes them chasing elephants armed with a sword
slapnutz 68: so i bought a hooker to indulge in this with me
slapnutz 68: unfortunately, while we were engaged in coitus, the midget slashed the elephants trunk, which promptly fell into our waterbed
slapnutz 68: the force managed to collapse the bed, flooding the room with about a foot of water
slapnutz 68: since it was a midget, this was a problem
slapnutz 68: he went crazy, and started swinging the sword
slapnutz 68: meanwhile, the elephant has gotten extremely aroused for whatever reason and has taken a vested interest in the hooker
slapnutz 68: so the elephant is trying to corner her, and i'm chasing a midget around
slapnutz 68: finally i catch the midget, and subdue him by drowning him in the water
slapnutz 68: i take the sword, sever the elephants head, and he falls dead
slapnutz 68: since i have yet to orgasm, i refuse to pay the hooker
slapnutz 68: so i have to stab her in the heart
slapnutz 68: el fin
slapnutz 68: dont ever doubt me
LegsLauren: you can feel free to share any of them with me
slapnutz 68: it involves a hooker, midget, sword, and elephant
LegsLauren: keep going with this
slapnutz 68: one of the things people dont know is that one of my many fetishes involves midgets in safari clothes
slapnutz 68: and naturally, that includes them chasing elephants armed with a sword
slapnutz 68: so i bought a hooker to indulge in this with me
slapnutz 68: unfortunately, while we were engaged in coitus, the midget slashed the elephants trunk, which promptly fell into our waterbed
slapnutz 68: the force managed to collapse the bed, flooding the room with about a foot of water
slapnutz 68: since it was a midget, this was a problem
slapnutz 68: he went crazy, and started swinging the sword
slapnutz 68: meanwhile, the elephant has gotten extremely aroused for whatever reason and has taken a vested interest in the hooker
slapnutz 68: so the elephant is trying to corner her, and i'm chasing a midget around
slapnutz 68: finally i catch the midget, and subdue him by drowning him in the water
slapnutz 68: i take the sword, sever the elephants head, and he falls dead
slapnutz 68: since i have yet to orgasm, i refuse to pay the hooker
slapnutz 68: so i have to stab her in the heart
slapnutz 68: el fin
slapnutz 68: dont ever doubt me