"OH NO!!!! Not coin-op instant coffee!!!"
On the way to the break room to "re-lubricate" for the rest of the day, I imagined an internal dialogue amongst the whole of my bodily organs that would be affected by the consumption of crappy instant coffee from a machine. It was quite humorous and I was tempted to write it down here, but I've really got alot of work to get done before 6pm. If i remember it later, i'll post it here.