Clean your Car!!!
A bunch of crap has collected in my car as of late, me being too busy to properly manage and organize any of it. So today, i cleaned it all out (well, most of it) and was pretty amused at the odd menagerie of things that emerged:
-large (28") vintage Slingerland bass drum
-other drums, cymbals, and hardware
-10 feet of medium gauge chains
-10'x18' blue tarp
-busted oil pan
-2 extra quarts of oil
-giant 3-foot long stuffed pig
-sleeping bag
-about a dozen small inflatable farm animals
-4 strobe lights
-at least 20 strands of xmas lights
-extension cords and power strips
-cowboy hat with smiley faces all over it
-pink KKK costume
-inflatable pig with rectal cavity
-two trash bags full of wadded up fake money
-blue toy uzi with "Dept of Snowland Security" sticker on it
-pink fuzzy wide-brimmed party hat
-3 rolls of ducktape
-2 small propane tanks (mostly empty)
-extra trash bags
-Donald Rumsfeld mask
-2 pairs of Elvis sunglasses (children's size)
-2 dozen small beanie-baby farm animals
-some other mask that's too disturbing looking to describe
-PVC joints
-assorted ropes
-box fan
-pirate flag (jolly roger)
-a stupid amount of bungee cords
-copy of Austin Chronicle
-several design mags
-stack of Santarchy fliers
-ziplock baggie of dehydrated fruit from two months ago
-the greeters tub from Myschievia (the contents of which i'm not going to list, that would be another 3 pages of weird crap)
i think this would make a neat meme, but i can't expect everyone to have the time to clean their cars (for some of my friends, that endeavor could take all day)
-large (28") vintage Slingerland bass drum
-other drums, cymbals, and hardware
-10 feet of medium gauge chains
-10'x18' blue tarp
-busted oil pan
-2 extra quarts of oil
-giant 3-foot long stuffed pig
-sleeping bag
-about a dozen small inflatable farm animals
-4 strobe lights
-at least 20 strands of xmas lights
-extension cords and power strips
-cowboy hat with smiley faces all over it
-pink KKK costume
-inflatable pig with rectal cavity
-two trash bags full of wadded up fake money
-blue toy uzi with "Dept of Snowland Security" sticker on it
-pink fuzzy wide-brimmed party hat
-3 rolls of ducktape
-2 small propane tanks (mostly empty)
-extra trash bags
-Donald Rumsfeld mask
-2 pairs of Elvis sunglasses (children's size)
-2 dozen small beanie-baby farm animals
-some other mask that's too disturbing looking to describe
-PVC joints
-assorted ropes
-box fan
-pirate flag (jolly roger)
-a stupid amount of bungee cords
-copy of Austin Chronicle
-several design mags
-stack of Santarchy fliers
-ziplock baggie of dehydrated fruit from two months ago
-the greeters tub from Myschievia (the contents of which i'm not going to list, that would be another 3 pages of weird crap)
i think this would make a neat meme, but i can't expect everyone to have the time to clean their cars (for some of my friends, that endeavor could take all day)