Isildur the Fair-
May wealth and cheer run rampant and unhindered. To
you and
yours, I offer congratulations.
Regarding mine absence to thy wedlock, I must seek forgiveness. For I have fled in fear of the damnable children--and therefore, am unable to rise from my quarters until puberty besieges them.
I pray, dear lass, that my slights may be overlooked, and that Faramir delivers boffs a' many until the dawn of the new millenia.
Blessed be, dear sister.
Legolas