∞ [ twenty-eighth legislation ]

Mar 23, 2008 02:20

[Filtered from Dieter]

A girl can only take so much, you know? I love Dieter, but taking care of him is so stressful, I have to constantly keep looking over my shoulder for my brother, and work is as dull as can be. To top it all off, my romantic life is going nowhere. My boyfriend's been turned into a kid. I'm stressed out of my mind, and now I'm going to die a virgin?

I really don't plan on letting that happen. Surely someone out there knows how to treat a lady right.

[EDIT] Romeo, God I hope you aren't cursed. Tybalt's been turned into a child as well. You or someone else at the opera house needs to keep an eye on him for the day.

it's a tart get in the car, affected, sexuality reversal, grab bag

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