U + Ur Hand was written for numbnuts like you...........
Giving me googly eyes across the room all night was cute and amusing.
Getting the balls to approach me on the dance-floor was charming and flattering.
Baptizing the floor around me with half your drink, so that I had to be very careful not to break my neck, was annoying.
Bathing me in the other half of your drink almost got you a kick in the mother 'effing head.
Pink definitely wrote "U+ Ur Hand" for numbnuts like you.
'Nuff said. Yeah oh.
Getting the balls to approach me on the dance-floor was charming and flattering.
Baptizing the floor around me with half your drink, so that I had to be very careful not to break my neck, was annoying.
Bathing me in the other half of your drink almost got you a kick in the mother 'effing head.
Pink definitely wrote "U+ Ur Hand" for numbnuts like you.
'Nuff said. Yeah oh.