✗ ✗ ✗ [ Reduction 06; Video ]

[leggierissimo]

[Today, Joshua is looking a little worse for wear. Only a little, mind. There's a healing scratch on his cheek, a small bruised area near it. But, for all points and purposes, he still looks just as nonchalant and calm as ever. Except for a smug little smirk on his face.]Thank you for the bruises, Minamimoto. Perhaps next time we might go a little

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[Video]

[redumption]

We go after 'em and give 'em a beat down they ain't ever gonna forget, yo.

[Yeah, Beat's with Neku. They fight. Though no offline for you, Josh, cause Beat's outside. :| And at least he's smart enough for this to put cockroach and Tabooty together]

[Video]

[douchecouture]

[Good job, Beat. Josh is actually impressed that you got the reference.]

My, this house just seems raring to go.

[Video]

[redumption]

[Shuttup, Fruitcup]

'Course, yo. He attacked us! [Yeah, you're part of the collective, Josh] He ain't gonna get away wid that!

[Video]

[douchecouture]

[Both Beat and Neku have said that now. Sho really had only attacked Joshua, and he's honestly still having trouble figuring out why his housemates insist that an attack on him is an attack on everyone.]

Now, now, don't go rushing in head-first. We don't need a battering ram. We need a strategy.

[Video]

[redumption]

[It's called friendshipandlove~, Captain Fruitcup, look it up.]

Yo man, and while we strategying, he jus' gonna be strategying too! We gotta get him back 'fore he gets up in our grills again wid another flyin' vendin' machine!

[Video]

[douchecouture]

I can assure you, that won't be happening again.

[Mostly because Josh's strategy involves repeated bashing with the rusted-out shell of a car until Sho is a greasy spot on the pavement, but.]

[Video]

[redumption]

Right, yo, 'cause we gonna get him first! He gonna be a Tabooty Pancake!

[Yeah well, Beat's strategy involves bludgeoning to death with a skateboard, an item which he is currently in the process of liberating from the mall sport store]

[Video]

[douchecouture]

[Beat, they need to stop meeting in terms of strategy like this. People might start to talk.]

I also don't plan on letting my guard down. I trust I can expect the same from the rest of you.

[Video]

[redumption]

[Go back to Jesus beaming stuff and let Beat handle the bludgeoning]

Whatever, yo, you know we got your back. Ain't gonna be no guards bein' let down! You jus' try not to pansy out, yo!

[Video]

[douchecouture]

[Snort. This is suddenly turning into the most amusing thing.]

Don't worry. I doubt that will happen.

[Video]

[redumption]

[That's Beat, bringing some haha to the ohno situations.]

So you say, yo, but who the one that almost turned in to a Fruit Smoothie an' then went to the doctor for a lil' booboo?

[If he was there, he'd be prodding at your shoulder. Instead he just grins and rests his new found love of his li-... skateboard on his shoulder. OBVIOUSLY not ... well, honestly poking fun of Josh. He respects the bro.]

[Video]

[leggierissimo]

Would you rather I had bled on you instead?

[TAKE THAT!]

[Video]

[redumption]

[Pause.

Then the laughter. Beat'll shuffle the PCD aside but his laughter is hard to muffle.

Just. The mental image, Josh.]

[Video]

[leggierissimo]

[You know what? He ain't even mad, bro. He ain't even mad.]

I'm glad you find me bleeding to death so amusing.

[Video]

[redumption]

S-Sorry, yo. Jus' thought a' you tryin' to fight by bleedin' all over the other guy.

[He stopped laughing, but his grin is trying to split his head in two]

You ain't gonna, right? You okay now?

[Video]

[leggierissimo]

[Beat, y u so weird. :|]

I'm fairly certain that I'm not bleeding out at the moment, so I think I'll pull through somehow.