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ALRIGHT ASSHOLES, SINCE APPARENTLY NONE OF YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF COMMUNICATION WITH YOUR LEADER IT'S TIME FOR A STATUS UPDATE.
MEANING YOU'RE TO INFORM ME OF YOUR CURRENT LOCATION, ANY PROGRESS YOU'VE MADE AND SHIT LIKE THAT.
ERIDAN, THIS GOES ESPECIALLY FOR YOU.
I SWEAR TO FUCK YOU'D BETTER NOT HAVE GOTTEN IN TROUBLE ALREADY.
TECHNICALLY THIS IS ONLY A REQUIREMENT TO THOSE WHO KNOW WHO THEY ARE, BUT I'M FULLY PREPARED TO ACT AS THE RESPONSIBLE LEADER HERE TO ANY OF YOU HUMANS OUT THERE AS WELL.
FOR AS FAR AS WE KNOW RIGHT NOW, PROGRESS MEANS GETTING HOME SOONER AND IT MIGHT BE BETTER TO SEE WHO'S WHERE ON THAT OR WHATEVER.
SOMEONE NEEDS TO KEEP TRACK OF ALL THIS SHIT, SO IF YOU WANT TO BE INCLUDED IN THE CHECK UPS JUST TELL ME YOUR NAME AND WHAT YOUR GOAL HERE IS AND I'll KEEP NOTE OF IT FOR NEXT TIME.
AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW, MY NAME IS KARKAT VANTAS AND I'M THE BEST FUCKING LEADER YOU'LL EVER MEET.
MEANING YOU'RE TO INFORM ME OF YOUR CURRENT LOCATION, ANY PROGRESS YOU'VE MADE AND SHIT LIKE THAT.
ERIDAN, THIS GOES ESPECIALLY FOR YOU.
I SWEAR TO FUCK YOU'D BETTER NOT HAVE GOTTEN IN TROUBLE ALREADY.
TECHNICALLY THIS IS ONLY A REQUIREMENT TO THOSE WHO KNOW WHO THEY ARE, BUT I'M FULLY PREPARED TO ACT AS THE RESPONSIBLE LEADER HERE TO ANY OF YOU HUMANS OUT THERE AS WELL.
FOR AS FAR AS WE KNOW RIGHT NOW, PROGRESS MEANS GETTING HOME SOONER AND IT MIGHT BE BETTER TO SEE WHO'S WHERE ON THAT OR WHATEVER.
SOMEONE NEEDS TO KEEP TRACK OF ALL THIS SHIT, SO IF YOU WANT TO BE INCLUDED IN THE CHECK UPS JUST TELL ME YOUR NAME AND WHAT YOUR GOAL HERE IS AND I'll KEEP NOTE OF IT FOR NEXT TIME.
AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW, MY NAME IS KARKAT VANTAS AND I'M THE BEST FUCKING LEADER YOU'LL EVER MEET.