dROPPING BOMBS, [Video]

[theoogonibomber]

[Tavros is beaming at the screen as hard as he possibly can, face pretty much split in half from the size of his grin, a Vulpix plush with fake black sunglasses and a broken record stitched onto its chest clutched in his arms

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[stridercrime]

Heh. Another troll seduced by my swag. Welcome to the Strider harem babe, pick a sexy costume and swooning time. Gonna be tough keeping up with all this romantic fucking genius bro.

Not a bad move yourself there. Pixy confiscated the thing though, and won't let it out of her sight. The bitch used ember on me when I tried to put it on the bed instead of the floor.

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[theoogonibomber]

[You can't see him blushing, but it's probably evident in the quiet tone of his voice]

Well, to be honest, you sort of... have an unfair advantage. I'm not really used to getting, uhh, gifts, especially of things that I, unironically, like. So it, kind of, means a lot to me.

Um, I'm glad that, you didn't hate my gift. I was told that it my come across as a bribe, and I was sort of worried, though, I figured you would see the irony, more than anything else, and that would make it okay. Umm, even if your Pokemon, seems to like it more, heh. But that kind of makes me happy to hear, too.

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[theoogonibomber]

uHH, nOT TO SAY THAT, i THINK THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO COURT ME, fOR REAL,
i UNDERSTAND, tHAT THIS IS JUST, uHH, pRETEND,
i DON'T REALLY, uHH, wANT, a REAL RELATIONSHIP, i JUST,,,
uHH,,,
fUCK,
tHIS IS AWKWARD,
i'M SORRY, sHIT, i MESSED THIS UP AGAIN, aLREADY, dIDN'T i,

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[stridercrime]

[You can actually hear the sound of his hand hitting his forehead in exasperation. God Nitram, WAY TO MAKE SHIT AWKWARD.]

Yes, yes you did. Nice job, we didn't last as long this time. You make it hard to be ironically yaois with you dude.

[A small sigh that almost goes unpicked up.]

I have enough trouble with your dipshit friends aight, so don't get so bent out of shape. Not interested that way even if you are fun to mess with.

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[theoogonibomber]

[There is only one thing in Dave's reply that is important]

....What is yowies?

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[stridercrime]

An ancient traditional ritual of bro-dom and awesome. It gets better when it's ironic.

[He answers so quick and mater-of-fact like, it's hard to tell he's a huge fucking liar. ]

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[theoogonibomber]

Oh! Okay! [Even if Dave was the worst liar in the world, Tavros is gullible enough to accept his word at face value no matter what] So, uhh, what does this ancient ritual consist of, exactly? So that I might perform it without, you know, messing up your irony thing, from now on.