hahaha shit. LOOK AT THAT MOTHERFUCKIN HUE. gotta say, that's making me feel much like terezi must just seeing it. BECAUSE THAT SHIT'S THE MOST MOTHERFUCKIN DELICIOUS OF ORANGE. could lap that shit right off the screen. COULD PRESS MY TONGUE ALL THE MOTHERFUCK UP TO THE MONITOR.
creamsicle yeah resistance is futile cant keep away from this fucking delicious edibleness thats cause i didnt have it like this before took a detour from red to orange red was too old school for me this color is the in now
now you're just all trying to pull a fast one over on me. TRYING TO TELL ME YOU'RE A STRIDER TOO, MOTHERFUCKER? cause I was hearing there was only two of them being WHICH IS ALREADY MOTHERFUCKIN DOUBLE WHAT THERE SHOULD BE. so what all explanation you got?
its not that hard to understand multiple alternative universes for all you know there could be over nine thousand striders anyways went and prototyped myself with a sprite but still a strider all the same just feather asshole included in the package end of story
shit, i don't deal with all those time shenanigans. MOTHERFUCKIN HASSLE. but you're saying you all went and prototyped yourself? :oO LET A BROTHER GET HIS MOTHERFUCKIN PEEK ON TO THAT SHIT. let me see that creamsicle colored self of yours.
[nvm sticking by the trolls are fucking weird thought. a brow may be seen peeking over the top of his shade, questioningly.]
Swoon, you sure know how to say the perfect fucking words for a lady. Feel my panties all up and dropping, ohh mister juggalo ohh my heart be a poundin'.
Sorry I ain't a one night stand stripper, not about to show you my cockatoo.
shit
hey i remember this text anywhere
that brings up stuff
so the best troll has arrived
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LOOK AT THAT MOTHERFUCKIN HUE.
gotta say, that's making me feel much like terezi must just seeing it.
BECAUSE THAT SHIT'S THE MOST MOTHERFUCKIN DELICIOUS OF ORANGE.
could lap that shit right off the screen.
COULD PRESS MY TONGUE ALL THE MOTHERFUCK UP TO THE MONITOR.
don't recognize it, though. :o?
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yeah
resistance is futile
cant keep away from this fucking delicious edibleness
thats cause i didnt have it like this before
took a detour from red to orange
red was too old school for me
this color is the in now
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TRYING TO TELL ME YOU'RE A STRIDER TOO, MOTHERFUCKER?
cause I was hearing there was only two of them being
WHICH IS ALREADY MOTHERFUCKIN DOUBLE WHAT THERE SHOULD BE.
so what all explanation you got?
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multiple alternative universes
for all you know there could be over nine thousand striders
anyways
went and prototyped myself with a sprite
but still a strider all the same
just feather asshole included in the package
end of story
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MOTHERFUCKIN HASSLE.
but you're saying you all went and prototyped yourself? :oO
LET A BROTHER GET HIS MOTHERFUCKIN PEEK ON TO THAT SHIT.
let me see that creamsicle colored self of yours.
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what
fuck fine
since its too hard to resist
hold up
[Switching to video then, revealing his orange creamsicle self, feathery wings and all its glory.]
Yeah I know, too good to be true. Flattered.
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You really are all motherfuckin' sprite-ified. Who'd have thunk. Got yourself some sweet-ass feathered motherfuckin' appendages there.
But no fuckin' legs.
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Sorry to break it to you bro but [And tilting the video down to show, well what do you know? Legs! Nifty huh?]
This place tried to swoon me over by giving me a pair of legs, who would have guessed.
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[He laughs, staring back at the screen.]
They seem fit to give you anything else, bro? Got anything between those legs a sprite might not all got?
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Show me.
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Swoon, you sure know how to say the perfect fucking words for a lady. Feel my panties all up and dropping, ohh mister juggalo ohh my heart be a poundin'.
Sorry I ain't a one night stand stripper, not about to show you my cockatoo.
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Worth a motherfuckin' shot. Can't all be blamin' a bro for his curiosity.
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Sure if that's what you wanna call it.
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