sup birdbro they seem to like jacking people at shitty times like right in the middle of the really important shit not a way back home as far as we know so far but you got it word on the street says maybe if we play along with this bullshit well get sent back home no idea if itll actually work but its all weve got so far
hey apparently shit isnt important thats fucking cool who needs a way back anyways when we got pocket monsters childhood dreams coming true look bro im living the life anyways if they arent slipping any details and secrets we have no choice nbd cant be hard we got this fucking experience from game one also whats up with birdbro thats a new one should i respond with humanbro sup humanbro nah that sounds stupid so you got tied in this horseshit too though huh
being specific and all that shit because of the shenanigans going on here we were worried about you saw feathers and blood all over the place but im just gonna take a wild guess here you dont even know me seems to be a running theme around this place not only does it rip us from different timelines but different universes all together like equius lalonde douche im hanging with shit doesnt get much more wtf than that and if you wanna get technical humansis names davi strider sup
woah what so in a different universe i have a sis thats cool with the way time works and all well cant say space can get any more easier to get sall i need to know space shit got it done anyways im fine dont know about blood though i can guess and assume i get my ass owned to me fanfuckingtastic oh well not even gonna touch that equius lalonde shit should i be expecting a birdsis too or what
twins my dave is here too somewhere fucking around with tormenting vantas last i heard a while back we found bros body and a shitload of your feathers no idea what went down and from what you say you prolly dont either sorry to break the news but nah no birdsis in our world dave showed up by himself he left other me behind with the lalondes said only one of us could go and the other had to watch them
shit fuck so bro too well i have a fucking party to look forward to when i get back damn dog better expect a serious beatdown nah dont worry you know its cool maybe its better i have the headsup now know what to expect cant let things get screwed over so easily insert cheat code now hold up you said lalondes plural so theres two of them too there two harleys and two egberts also
[if that's the case, while he had to deal with two losses, davesprite from their universe or whatever had to deal with double that.
jade and joey harley john and jane egbert rose and ruby lalonde none of them are here me and dave were headed to save the lalondes asses when we were pulled here other than us i think its only a few trolls here and there that weve seen
gotcha and it figures let the striders jump on this first the rest left to chill in another game few trolls really thats exactly what we need so what are you up to now
being a breeder and wandering through this place with previously mentioned lalonde which hurts to put too much thought into got my ass a shiny torchic and everything but yeah apparently were headed to some shitty forest to gather berries for this poffin shit
sounds like a fucking blast for you then shit shiny at one go see what i mean they clearly know who the masters are thats cool i got myself a chill murkrow my little feathery asshole mini me anyways why berry picking what do you need poffins for
breeders get two starters because were just that fucking special my other one is a croc the naks i just cant escape them but yeah the berries are a breeder thing poffins apparent make your pokemon healthier and shit like the more good poffins you feed them the better theyll do in contests making their coats all soft and pretty and all that im thinking of doing the whole contest thing myself if only to fuck with lalonde problem is though i tried making some of those poffins didnt end well
gotta breed somehow and even in a different game you cant escape em playing dress up with pokemon pokemon beauty pageant or their very own sinnohs top model show you know what i think of that meanwhile lalonde is gonna think its absurd or question your inner desires welp we never were good at cooking shit good luck with that ill just stick with catching them all
its kinda funny actually lalondes got a ponyta and a miltank and hes determined to try to catch them breeding cause he cant just accept pokemon logic he has to have concrete proof that a horse and a cow can breed and make an egg might follow the cool crowd take up the awesome example of you and my bro catchin em all start racking up the ribbons and badges because striders are just that damn good
you know he probably just wants to see it happen cow and horse smanging ulterior fucking motives there i tell you will you dress up for contests just dont flash the crowd
ikr still got all those outfits laying around in my sylladex itd be a waste not to use them but seriously bro no free shows those are strictly strider only access
they seem to like jacking people at shitty times
like right in the middle of the really important shit
not a way back home as far as we know so far but you got it
word on the street says maybe if we play along with this bullshit well get sent back home
no idea if itll actually work but its all weve got so far
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apparently shit isnt important
thats fucking cool who needs a way back anyways when we got pocket monsters
childhood dreams coming true look bro im living the life
anyways
if they arent slipping any details and secrets we have no choice
nbd cant be hard we got this
fucking experience from game one
also whats up with birdbro
thats a new one
should i respond with humanbro
sup humanbro
nah that sounds stupid
so you got tied in this horseshit too though huh
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we were worried about you
saw feathers and blood all over the place
but im just gonna take a wild guess here
you dont even know me
seems to be a running theme around this place
not only does it rip us from different timelines but different universes all together
like equius lalonde douche im hanging with
shit doesnt get much more wtf than that
and if you wanna get technical
humansis
names davi strider
sup
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so in a different universe i have a sis
thats cool
with the way time works and all
well
cant say space can get any more easier to get
sall i need to know
space shit got it done
anyways im fine
dont know about blood
though i can guess and assume i get my ass owned to me
fanfuckingtastic
oh well
not even gonna touch that equius lalonde shit
should i be expecting a birdsis too or what
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my dave is here too somewhere
fucking around with tormenting vantas last i heard
a while back we found bros body and a shitload of your feathers
no idea what went down and from what you say you prolly dont either
sorry to break the news
but nah
no birdsis
in our world dave showed up by himself
he left other me behind with the lalondes
said only one of us could go and the other had to watch them
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so bro too
well i have a fucking party to look forward to when i get back
damn dog better expect a serious beatdown
nah dont worry
you know its cool
maybe its better i have the headsup now
know what to expect
cant let things get screwed over so easily
insert cheat code now
hold up
you said lalondes
plural
so theres two of them too
there two harleys and two egberts also
[if that's the case, while he had to deal with two losses, davesprite from their universe or whatever had to deal with double that.
.. fuck.]
so about them
are they here too
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john and jane egbert
rose and ruby lalonde
none of them are here
me and dave were headed to save the lalondes asses when we were pulled here
other than us i think its only a few trolls here and there that weve seen
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and it figures
let the striders jump on this first
the rest left to chill in another game
few trolls
really thats exactly what we need
so what are you up to now
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got my ass a shiny torchic and everything
but yeah apparently were headed to some shitty forest to gather berries for this poffin shit
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shit shiny at one go see what i mean
they clearly know who the masters are
thats cool
i got myself a chill murkrow
my little feathery asshole
mini me
anyways why berry picking
what do you need poffins for
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because were just that fucking special
my other one is a croc
the naks
i just cant escape them
but yeah
the berries are a breeder thing
poffins apparent make your pokemon healthier and shit
like the more good poffins you feed them the better theyll do in contests
making their coats all soft and pretty and all that
im thinking of doing the whole contest thing myself
if only to fuck with lalonde
problem is though i tried making some of those poffins
didnt end well
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and even in a different game you cant escape em
playing dress up with pokemon
pokemon beauty pageant
or their very own sinnohs top model show
you know what i think of that
meanwhile lalonde is gonna think its absurd
or question your inner desires
welp
we never were good at cooking shit
good luck with that
ill just stick with catching them all
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lalondes got a ponyta and a miltank and hes determined to try to catch them breeding
cause he cant just accept pokemon logic
he has to have concrete proof that a horse and a cow can breed and make an egg
might follow the cool crowd
take up the awesome example of you and my bro catchin em all
start racking up the ribbons and badges
because striders are just that damn good
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cow and horse smanging
ulterior fucking motives there i tell you
will you dress up for contests
just dont flash the crowd
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still got all those outfits laying around in my sylladex
itd be a waste not to use them
but seriously bro
no free shows
those are strictly strider only access
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girl i knew you wouldnt betray me
striders 4 life
us against the world
survival of the coolest
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