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[witchbuster]

[When the video feed comes on, Maka pauses for a moment as though she had an idea in mind for what to say but then immediately decided against it. She appears to be in a Pokémon Center sitting at one of the tables, that's not all however as a Litwick peeks up from the table and peers curiously into the camera lens before Maka picks him up and moves

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[adorablthirsty]

[He knows better by now, for what he has to say using text would only make things more of a pain in the ass than's necessary. So the video switches on to show a disgruntled mess of black hair, grey skin, fangs and those candy corn nubs horns.]

You seem pretty fucking productive for a human at least. And for the record, even if you do find someone you know they might not be from your universe or even the same time period you're from. This place apparently likes to fuck with reality like that.

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[witchbuster]

[Oddly that does not bother her at all, he's like Soul but not an albino and with nubby cor--horns.]

Thanks. Do you mind if I ask to explain what you mean by that reality-shifting thing?

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[adorablthirsty]

There's assholes here I know but they're not the ones I know from my world. Either from different points in our timeline, or completely alternate realities to fucking begin with. Like someone who is a troll like me in my universe being a shitty annoying human in his world. There's major fucking differences like that, and then there's minor differences like a prick having a sister in his world where he doesn't have one in mine.

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[witchbuster]

Weird. So if Soul does show up here he might think something crazy like I'm a Weapon or he might even be from the future. ...I'm going to sock him if he tries to wield me.

[AHEM.] Thaaat sounds pretty annoying. Anything else I should be watching out for?

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[adorablthirsty]

Yeah, whatever the fuck that means it's probably a possibility.

Other than that there's nothing I can think of, I don't know this shit like some of the assholes around here do.

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[witchbuster]

--Oh, it's...yeah, something from my world, never mind.

So I guess all that's left is to gradually discover what this world has to offer us. Or get eaten by a giant Pokemon.

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[adorablthirsty]

Since you're in Sandgem that means you're a trainer like me. Some asshole I know was going on about maybe if we beat the game we'll be sent back home. Which apparently means going to these shitty gyms and collecting badges while making our Pokémon stronger.

Who the fuck knows if it'll work, but it's the only idea anyone has so far.

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[witchbuster]

[Now she's looking down at her little companion. Then back up to the camera.]

Yeah I definitely need to catch more Pokemon, I can't really imagine this little guy fighting very effectively.

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[adorablthirsty]

You'd be surprised what these things are capable of. Also they can apparently transform once they reach a certain level or through some other bullshit means so they become bigger and stronger.

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[witchbuster]

I guess that's not too hard, as long as I don't have to feed him souls.

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[adorablthirsty]

Pretty fucking sure they all have the ability to eat normal Pokémon food and regular food.

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[witchbuster]

...Something else from home.

Anyway, do you have a name or are you just the information troll on this network?

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[adorablthirsty]

With how fucking generous I've been with all of you humans I'm considering throwing out the latter.

[He rolls his eyes, though the effect isn't the same when suddenly there's an almost identical version of him standing right behind him out of no where. Only difference is that it has a distinctly cute little evil grin on it's face and holding it's hands up in front of it's chest. None the less, it's mimicking his every movement behind his back.]

But yes, of course I have a fucking name. It's Karkat Vantas.

[The copy behind him is doing a very poor but amusing attempt of making random angry faces, in between plain ridiculous ones. Karkat still doesn't notice it's there.]

[Not here]

[stridercrime]

[What isn't shown on the video is Dave off to the side having to keep himself from breaking his pokerface and laughing or something. He's got a smirk on though.

Best Z, good buddy. ]

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[witchbuster]

[...She tried, but her pokerface isn't up to snuff in the wake of something cute and fluffy mimicking something angry and nubby.]

Snrk--um--it's--it's nice to meet you, Karkat.

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[adorablthirsty]

[For a second he looks confused, but that doesn't last long before frustration takes over and he turns sharply around. The carbon copy just grins, giving out a mischievous little giggle.]

DAMMIT Z, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THAT?!

[Karkat shoves at the shoulder of the copy, forcing it around and grabbing hold of the tail that was unseen from the front. In a poof there's a still snickering little red and black fox sitting on the table. He knows his glare has no effect on him so Karkat just rolls his eyes before turning his attention back to the feed.]

And that little pain in the nook is what I have to put up with. Anyways, if you don't mind being around aliens or total pricks you can join us I guess. We're not going to bother stopping in that Jubilife place for more than a night, going straight to the city with the Gym so we can actually get some shit done.