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[legendof724]

Jeepers Creepers, when'd they put all this boss stuff in the nurse's office? I don't remember any of these photos or that nightstand or--homework with my name on it? I haven't done homework in fifty years!

*pokes self* *tries going intangible and fails*

HOLY SOCKS! I can't go intangible or anything! I'm not in monochrome anymore! Where the heck

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[jillsandwiches]

"Holy moly"? He sounds like one of them, but is he...

Hello?

[legendof724]

Hey there! Do you have any idea what's goin' on right now, I'm so completely out of orbit, I feel like I've gone bonkers! Is this some complex bullying scheme or something?

[jillsandwiches]

...We're in a place called Mayfield. A lot of us are waking up with no memory of how we got here.

Not sure what you mean by "alive again", though.

[legendof724]

No memory of how we got here? That's nuts, we've been given the royal shaft! Where the heck is this Mayfield place, anyway? Sounds like Nowheresville to me.

I've been deader than a doorknob since 1955! Well--I guess that's not true now if I really do have a pulse.

...are you sure there isn't some cruel bully behind all of this?

[jillsandwiches]

Bully? I really don't think-

-wait a minute. What do you mean, you were "dead"?

[legendof724]

Come on, don't tell me you don't know what being dead is!

You know, paying the piper, going to the pet cemetery, pushing up daisies...I've been a ghost for the past 50 years, last I checked, but I figure there's some shuckster behind all this.

[jillsandwiches]

I know what it means. I'm just... not particularly comfortable with the idea of people coming back from the dead. Anyway, ghosts aren't real.

[legendof724]

Are you joshing me? Of course they're real! They've got a whole Ghost Zone and a king who chased us out and everything! That's where all dead people go. Far as I know, there's no disco party up in the sky.

[jillsandwiches]

...None of this makes any sense. We have to be drugged or something...

[legendof724]

Cranked? Are you nuts? We can't be cranked!

There's gotta be some other ghost behind this! Why, I wouldn't be surprised if that Pariah Dark fellow came back and kicked our keisters outta...wherever it was we were.