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Oi, Ben? Get my daughter a room at the Hinata.
(I'm not kicking her out; she doesn't want to live with me; okay, folks? And she's thirteen; she can handle it.)
[PRIVATE, GENIUS HAXX0RS ONLY]
...maybe I should...
Nah, I'm just being paranoid. C'mon, Akiyama, you know how weird these AUs get: Takari pregnant at thirteen in one universe, and you're freaking Russian in another...
And besides, her dad's got to be, what, early thirties at least? He's probably slept with a lot more people. And unless Canada Day went very badly wrong, and I don't think it did, I've only been with Kou in the last several months when did I get so committed? and then before that I'd only been with, what, six people? And I always took precautions...I think.
God, I hate not being able to remember everything... Too much alcohol, so little brain.
...
And then there's that night I can't remember here, too. And Lillithmon's the Demon King of Lust, I bet she...
oh god ew ew ew and I bet someone like her has loads of STDs
At least I've always played it safe with Kou, right? So even if I am here as well, he's probably not...
...
Okay, c'mon, Akiyama, remember; you had to sit through sex ed twice...
...
shit, it's transmittable through oral too, isn't it.
[LOCKED TO MACK]
Have you been to the doctor yet? I need a check up too, so how about we go together and then afterwards we get maple dip donuts? My treat.
(OOC: Strikes are unreadable.)
(I'm not kicking her out; she doesn't want to live with me; okay, folks? And she's thirteen; she can handle it.)
[PRIVATE, GENIUS HAXX0RS ONLY]
...maybe I should...
Nah, I'm just being paranoid. C'mon, Akiyama, you know how weird these AUs get: Takari pregnant at thirteen in one universe, and you're freaking Russian in another...
And besides, her dad's got to be, what, early thirties at least? He's probably slept with a lot more people. And unless Canada Day went very badly wrong, and I don't think it did, I've only been with Kou in the last several months when did I get so committed? and then before that I'd only been with, what, six people? And I always took precautions...I think.
God, I hate not being able to remember everything... Too much alcohol, so little brain.
...
And then there's that night I can't remember here, too. And Lillithmon's the Demon King of Lust, I bet she...
oh god ew ew ew and I bet someone like her has loads of STDs
At least I've always played it safe with Kou, right? So even if I am here as well, he's probably not...
...
Okay, c'mon, Akiyama, remember; you had to sit through sex ed twice...
...
shit, it's transmittable through oral too, isn't it.
[LOCKED TO MACK]
Have you been to the doctor yet? I need a check up too, so how about we go together and then afterwards we get maple dip donuts? My treat.
(OOC: Strikes are unreadable.)