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Warning: This entry contains adult themes and language not suitable for young audiences.
Author's Note: *head desk* I'm sorry this update took SO. FREAKING. LONG. to get out, but LJ deleted everything again and I wasn't having it. So I worked on some other stuff to calm down and got really distracted! So, this update is going to be really long and the next entry will most likely conclude this generation! AH! The excitement!
Now that he had new found confidence from his surprisingly hot teenage bod, Lesath decided to put his plan to get Becrux into action.
Lesath: Seriously, Bee! You look really good! You know what we should do? Sneak into a club! I bet we could pull it off.
Becrux: Wow, you really think I look mature enough to get into a club.
Lesath: Why not? Your mom practically looks like a kid and they let her drink.
Becrux: You do have a point.
Lesath: Don't worry about a thing, babe, I'll handle everything.
Becrux: What?
Lesath: I said Bee! Don't worry, Bee!
Becrux: Your the best, Les! I'll just go get ready and meet you up front!
Like his mother, Lesath was drawn to all the pretty lights and the intoxicating aroma of bubbles.
Becrux: This is so awesome! I think I'm going to get something to drink. Want anything?
Lesath: I'm good. Remember, try to sound like you know what you're doing! Don't blow our cover.
There was only one problem with that advice: she had no idea what she was doing. Having such a stickler for a mother made Becrux somewhat naive about adult activities. Somehow this sort of thing just came naturally to Lesath. It must be a genetics thing passed down from Sarin.
Becrux: May I please have a drink! Preferably one that makes you do regrettable things if possible. I am of the legal drinking age, I assure you!
Bartender: I wasn't born yesterday, kid. How about I give you a seltzer and keep my job. You can tell all your friends it's some hip new drink.
Becrux: I'll pass...
Lesath: So, how'd it go?
Becrux She saw right through me!
Lesath: No worries! Let's just go home. Sarin took your mom out to some new club downtown, so we can just invite a few friends over and hang out while they're gone.
Lesath made the mistake of inviting Peggy out of kindness. In return, she invited everyone she could think of.
Peggy: I'm not sure if you are aware of this, Les, but you are a regulation hottie. We should totally date, because, you know, we're both really hot.
Lesath: Uhm... that's nice and all-
Peggy: Perfect! It's settled then.
This was horrifying news to Becrux. Unfortunately, she had run off before she could hear Les trash talk Peggy, ending their short lived relationship.
She ran off to find her best friend and confidante, Judith.
Judith: Whoa, calm down girl, take a breath maybe.
Becrux: You won't believe what I just witnessed!
Judith: Terri's horrible demise?
Becrux: This is no time to be cracking jokes about your shitty boyfriend, my love life is in jeopardy, Judith! Peggy asked Les to be her boyfriend, and he said YES!
Judith: That is fucked up.
Becrux: First they'll date and then they'll go to the prom, and of course they'll get crowned! And I'll be drinking punch in a corner on my own and the only person that will wanna dance with me will be that pervert Edgar, and since my life is already spiraling out of control we'll probably end up dating and then after high school Les and Peggy will get married and she'll have his gorgeous babies and I'll die! I am officially freaking out!
Judith: As your best friend and the only sane person in this equation I'm gonna need you to stop. You are overreacting! No way will that Peggy thing work out, she's a total jerk! And when it blows over, just go up to him and tell him how you feel. Trust me, it'll all work out.
Becrux: You're right Judith! Where would I be without you?
Judith: Probably in an asylum. Now tell me I'm the best.
Becrux: You're the best!
Karen: What about me? Any love for your dear step-sister?
Judith: Piss off, Karen! No one invited you!
It seemed like every girl wanted a piece of Les. It was starting get on Becrux's nerves.
Tina: Step aside ladies, I'm about to go win over the hottest guy in our grade.
Becrux: Whatever. Like that'll ever happen.
Tina: Hey there big boy, like what you see?
Lesath: Can you please stop that. You're making me nauseous.
All Lesath wanted to do was dance with Bee and have a good time. Too bad a room full of girls stood in the way.
Yolanda: May I have this dance?
Lesath: Can I get a rain check? There's something I gotta do.
Yolands: Sure! I'm holding you up on that offer!
Becrux and Les eventually got to share one dance, and a silly one at that.
With the moms out of the house for the weekend, Les decided to get rebellious and try something new with his hair. He was hoping Bee would like it.
Lesath: I hope she likes it. Think she'll feel weird about it being blue? Nah! I think blue looks good on me. Yeah... I look cool.
He decided to throw a party to show off his new hair. Becrux wasn't too happy about that.
Becrux: Another party? If our moms find out, they are going to kill us.
Lesath: That last thing wasn't a real party! It was just a fluke kick back!
Becrux: Whatever. I suppose you're gonna invite Peggy?
Lesath: Hell no, she's a total can of ass.
The teens came and the party was bumping. Everyone was having a great time. These kids danced in Sarin's bedroom!
This one decided to have a nice read in Auriga's bed!
Les was slapped in the face with the unpleasant image of Becrux dancing with Tony. And she was enjoying herself. What had the world come to.
Lesath: Hey there, guys. Mind if I get the next dance?
Becrux: Actually, I think me and Tony might sit this next one out. He really knows how to bust a move!
Lesath: Well, I- You- He-!
Drastic times call for drastic measures.
Lesath: You can't! The cops are coming, everyone get the fuck out! Now!
Tony: Well, maybe we can hang out some other time, you know, just the two of us.
Becrux: Yeah, that sounds ni-
Lesath: Was I not clear, this isn't a drill! Get out of my house!
After everyone left, the two decided to go outside for some fresh air.
Becrux: The sky is so pretty tonight! I had a lot of fun tonight, Les, thanks for throwing this thing. Tony was really nice. Don't you think?
Lesath: Uh, yeah. He was okay, if you like tools that don't know how to style their hair.
Lesath: Look, I wanted to come out here with you because... there's something I want to tell you. It's really important, so don't laugh.
Becrux: We've been friends since the womb, why would I laugh? I've seen you in a diaper.
Lesath: Becrux, I think I'm in lo-
Officer Wet Rag: Hey you! I got a complaint from a neighbor about some noise issues.
Lesath: Ahem, uh nope. No noise here officer. Just us two teens enjoying a little fresh air!
Officer Bone Kill: Ok, I'll let you slide this time, but only cos your moms on the force.
Lesath: Auriga isn't my mom-
Officer Bone Kill: She's a good cop and I wouldn't want her to get on you about a small disturbance. Just don't let it happen again.
Lesath: Uh ok?
The next morning was spent in awkward silence and cleaning.
Becrux: So what was it you were gonna tell me last night?
Lesath: N-nothing. It was dumb anyway. I'm gonna go clean the bathroom.
Lesath: Oh my Lyle, Les! Get your shit together! Why didn't you just tell her!? You are such a moron. Seriously, just stick your head in this toilet because you earned it. UGH!
When the parentals returned, it was as if there hadn't been any party at all. The house was spotless. But you can't sneak any social event from Sarin.
Sarin: Somethings not right... I can feel it!
Auriga: Oh stop it, Sarin, you're just making stuff up now. The kids did good on their own, I'm proud.
Sarin: Nope. I smell party. A teen party to be exact.
Auriga: The kids wouldn't be that irresponsible. That's something you'd do. I trust them. Have a little more faith n our kids, Sarin.
Auriga: Whatever, Auriga, I've got a keen party sense and I know there was a party here. But be my guest, care about the little shits.
Lesath finally stopped beating himself up and started putting things into motion. This wasn't as romantic as confessing under the night sky, but it'd have to do.
Lesath: Bee, I really need to tell you something.
Becrux: W-what's wrong? What is it?
Lesath: We've been friends for so long and I just can't do this anymore. I don't wanna be friends anymore.
Becrux: Oh... I see. I'm sorry...
Lesath: Don't be! I'm the one that should be sorry. Sorry for not telling you sooner... I like you. Will you be my girlfriend?
Becrux: OHMYLYLE YES! ITS ABOUT TIME!
Things got back to normal after that. Sadly, Auriga and Becrux had spent very little time together since she got her promotion. To make up for lost time, Auriga decided it was time to teach Becrux to drive. Her first steps to adulthood.
Auriga: Sweetie, I was thinking, I've been so busy, how about we do something together. You can tell me all about school!
Becrux: That's okay, mom... I'm pretty busy with homework.
Auriga: How about I teach you how to drive?
Becrux: I'll get the keys!
Nothing like learning to drive in a police cruiser.
Sarin decided to have her own one on one with her offspring.
Sarin: Look, I know I'm a pretty shitty mom, but you're a pretty shitty son. Just admit you threw a party and I won't ground you, or whatever.
Lesath: Please! Like you're gonna give me a reason to stay home all day with you.
Sarin: Don't sass me, boy!
Lesath: Or what? You'll go to the club and drink until you can't remember my name? Not the first time.
Sarin: That's it! You pushed me and Sarin Terebellum doesn't like to get pushed! You can forget going on that field trip!
Lesath: Pffft like I care about a dumb field trip anyway!
Sarin: Damn kid, who does he think he is yelling at me like that.
Sarin: FOR LOVE OF YARA! I'VE BEEN TRICKED!
Sarin: Only one person could have done this... Lesath!
Sarin: You think you're funny pulling a stunt like that? Well now you can forget going to your stupid prom too!
Lesath: Wait, what! No, you can't do that!
Sarin: Try me!
Sarin was on the war path. Nothing stood a chance. Not even poor Becrux who had come home late from a group project get together.
Sarin: Where do you think you're going? Do you know what time it is! You're lucky your mom passed out early or she would have been freaking out!
Becrux: B-but I told her I'd be home late! I was working on my project!
Sarin: I have half a mind to take away your prom privileges too!
Becrux: Please, don't! I promise not to bother you ever again! I swear!
Sarin: Not even for rides to the mall?
Becrux: I won't ask for anything!
Sarin: Tempting... you've got yourself a deal, sister.
With prom rapidly approaching, it was clear that Becrux needed to get someone to talk some sense into Sarin and let her date off the hook.
Becrux: Mom, you have to do something! Sarin told Lesath he couldn't go to the prom and if he doesn't go then I'll end up going by myself! Do you want your only daughter going to the most important dance of her life alone? Do you want people to think I'm a loser?
Auriga: Bee, it's not the end of the world if he doesn't go. And you aren't a loser because you're on your own! I know it's a hard concept to understand at this age, but you'll get it when you're older.
Becrux: But this is our night, mom. If Les can't go then I won't go either!
Auriga: Don't give me the boo boo face! I'll see what I can do, but I can't make any promises. Sarin is still his mother, even if she wishes she wasn't.
Becrux: Thanks, mom, I really appreciate it.
Meanwhile, Lesath was sulking around his room regretting putting that booby trap on the sink. It hadn't even been for his mom, it was originally for Tony. Unfortunately Tony didn't feel the need to wash his hands while over, and the prank had left his mind.
Lesath: Oh man, I'm such an idiot. I swear I'm never going to prank anyone ever again for the rest of my life.
The worst part was Becrux. She had been looking forward to going to prom and he had ruined their special night. He had to figure out something and fast. Mabe he could sneak
Lesath: I'm so sorry, Bee...
Auriga knew it wasn't going to be easy to convince Sarin to let Lesath off the hook. Sarin was stubborn, and when it came to matters with Lesath she had made it her life goal to make that boys life a living hell.
Auriga: So I was wondering-
Sarin: I knew she was going to send you. You're so soft, Auriga, really.
Auriga: I just don't like seeing the kids look so distraught! I'm not you!
Sarin: Fine, I'll let him off the hook but only if you promise to get me a date with that new hottie down at your precinct.
Auriga: Erik? I thought you said his I.Q. was too low for you to be seen with him?
Sarin: Yeah, well, mama's run outta booty calls.
Sarin: Look, kid, I was really hard on you about that stunt you pulled.
Lesath: I know, I'm so sorry, I'll never do that again! I'll do what ever you want, just let me go out tonight!
Sarin: That's why I came out here, dunce. I'm letting you slide on this one.
Lesath: Yes! Thank you! Thank you so much!
Sarin: But first we gotta set up some ground rules.
Sarin: First off, no sex. I know it's prom night and all, but I don't need anyone coming home pregnant.
Lesath: Ugh, Sarin! We're not going to do that!
Sarin: Second thing, you have to do all of the chores. Every. Single. One. I don't want to so much as see a dirty cup or laundry anywhere in the house. Got that?
Lesath: Yes, yes, I got it. Jeesh.