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Apr 16, 2009 08:03

A welcome to all the newcomers. I am Chun Li-- the strongest woman in the world. To commemorate your arrival, I have some advice and things you should know.1. If anyone greets you with questionable photos of scantily-clad bodybuilders, you may reign them in by insulting their height. This person can be treated as somewhat annoying, but harmless ( Read more... )

confucius says, fortune cookie wisdom

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bastaaaaard April 16 2009, 19:15:16 UTC
"Confucius says" indeed.

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legendarylegs April 16 2009, 23:58:27 UTC
I beg your pardon?

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bastaaaaard April 17 2009, 04:53:32 UTC
I do not think these are words of philosophical wisdom.

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legendarylegs April 17 2009, 04:57:46 UTC
It was meant to be somewhat humorous, actually.

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bastaaaaard April 17 2009, 04:58:14 UTC
Oh. I see, my apologies.

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legendarylegs April 17 2009, 04:59:49 UTC
It's all right. Admittedly, I'm not quite old enough to be sounding like an ancient philosopher anyway.

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bastaaaaard April 17 2009, 05:09:19 UTC
I find reasoning and philosophy don't come with age but understanding.

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legendarylegs April 17 2009, 05:10:20 UTC
And I find understanding often comes with age.

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bastaaaaard April 17 2009, 05:10:46 UTC
Then it seems we are at an impasse.

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legendarylegs April 17 2009, 05:12:45 UTC
In battle, that would make you a worthy opponent. What is your name?

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bastaaaaard April 17 2009, 05:13:58 UTC
I'm honored, my name is Rossiu Adai. It is very nice to meet you... Miss? Chun Li.

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legendarylegs April 17 2009, 05:28:41 UTC
The pleasure's mine. Tell me, what is it you do? You seem well-educated.

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bastaaaaard April 17 2009, 05:36:29 UTC
I do? It's nice to know I at least exude the pretense I know what I'm doing.

I'm the Vice-Commander of Kamina City. The largest human dwelling on the surface.

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