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[legendarylegs]

As flattering as it is to be in a few movies, I resent the fact that the actress portraying me hardly looks Chinese.

Gratuitous fan service aside, this is much more accurate.

Comments

[currythiefkilla]

I wouldn't call it "gratuitous fan service". If you wear such an outfit while fighting such an opponent, it's only natural that.... that is inevitably going ot happen.

[legendarylegs]

Well, admittedly, I can't exactly help it if some creep decides to attack me while I'm in my pajamas.

[currythiefkilla]

I'm surprised. The creep seemed to be more attracted to your blood than... anything else. Is he gay?

[legendarylegs]

Vega? Likely. Either that, or he's too infatuated with himself to notice any woman.

[currythiefkilla]

Ugh. I knew a man like that once. Wore outfits that made prostitutes blush. Female prostitutes.

He's dead now.

[legendarylegs]

It sounds like a fate he deserved.

[currythiefkilla]

As much as I disliked him, narcicism is not a crime punishable by death.

Fortunately he had been doing other things that I felt did deserve death. But not in the way he recieved it.

[legendarylegs]

That sounds like a story worth hearing.

[currythiefkilla]

There's not much to tell. He was a corrupt Knight captain. He tricked low-ranking citizens into slavery, and plotted the murder of Princess Estellise. He was killed in the desert by another criminal, who happens to be the best friend of a man I have nothing but respect and admiration for.

A death alone in the desert was not something he deserved. He deserved to be stripped of his honor, and hung at the gallows in front of his peers.

[legendarylegs]

It seems like a cruel death. But regardless, some justice was served.

[currythiefkilla]

That man sullied the name of the knights that I love so much and harmed innocent people in the process. No death is cruel enough as far as I'm concerned.