My letter
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I pulled kangattack's hair (-5 points). In October I stole kaori_mochida's purse (-30 points). In June I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In March I gave _seo_taiji_ a kidney (1000 points). Last Thursday I signed my organ donor card (28 points).
Overall, I've been nice (293 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
legendary_slave
Cruel dictator? Shouldn't that read... Bandleader? XD
Awww, I wanted to be bad so that I could get a spanking too!