Illinois is the worst.

[legend_of_mike]

OFFICE OF THE SECRETARY OF STATE
STATE OF ILLINOIS        SPRINGFIELD
NOTICE/ORDER OF REVOCATION

MICHAEL M QUAINTANCE
184 AWESOME CT.AWESOMEVILLE IL

Date of Revocation      11 - 07 - 08
License Number          Q53M-ikeR-ocks
PROJ. ELIG.                 11 - 07 - 09

Pursuant to the provisions of the Illinois Vehicle Code, Section 6 206A36, YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that a Notice/Order revoking your Illinois driver's license or permit and your privilege to drive a motor vehicle or to obtain a driver's license within this state has been entered on the date shown above.
               THIS ACTION IS TAKEN AS A RESULT OF YOUR HAVING BEEN CONVICTED OF NOT LESS THAN TWO TRAFFIC OFFENSES COMMITTED WITHIN ANY TWENTY-FOUR MONTH PERIOD.

The conviction(s) that caused this action is/are:

Dateof
OffenseDate of
ConvictionTraffic
ViolationTicket/
Case No.Reporting
Court/StateTelephone
Number10-09-0411-01-04SPEEDING 15-25 MPH ABOVE
LIMIT0484287IOWA515-244-912409-15-0610-16-08SPEEDING 26-29 MPH ABOVE
LIMIT0041671INDIANA317-232-284009-15-0610-16-08IMPROPER PASSING ON LEFT0004167INDIANA317-232-2840

This revocation is authorized by the Director of the Driver Services Department, Office of the Secretary of State.

fuck yes.  That is so great.  I love it.  TWO YEARS AGO?  REALLY?