Do you have any grenades on you?

[legend_of_mike]

 So on a normal friday after i get off work at 7, I usually drive home and eat food and get ready for whatever is in store for that night. now a days it is usually dancing.  But on my way home from work today I was pulled over by two Carol Stream police officers for "swerving" out of my lane a little bit.  I guess because I had oust and febreeze in my car to make it smell clean they found that reason enough to get me out of my car and ask me some questions.

Such as.  Do you have anything on you?  such as, drugs, weapons, guns, knives, grenades, drugs, marijuana?  What about in your car?  Do you have any explosives?  pounds of marijuana?  Kilos of coke?

One of them preceded search me, and then search my car while the other conversed with me about our jobs and coffee.  Adam came back from searching my car and tried to make peace with me.  He told me he saw my monopoly game piece from McDonald's and thought it was a little baggy of drugs because of the dollar sign on it.  He also said anyone with air fresheners in their cars usually uses it to get rid of the smell of marijuana.  And of course the reason I knew they had stopped me for, was because there's a profile for kids that smoke weed, and that profile was my long hair.

Oh silly police.