Appletizing - Apple Legacy 1.0

Oct 07, 2011 21:45

Her name is Annie Apples. She ran away - or moved, or something - to start a life anew, with the purpose of building three monsters to help her take over the world. Oh, and to find a good husband and family, continuing her legacy for many more generations to come.



Annie has nothing. That's not strictly true, she has the clothes on her back, a deed to a massive lot that has mysteriously appeared in her pocket and some extra money left to build a little house. How convenient! Annie congratulates herself.



{C}{C}Her first wish is to become a Ghost hunter. So far, she hasn't set anything on fire, so maybe she's not as evil as she wants us to think. Annie heads over to the library and conveniently joins basically the first job posting she finds. What is it with this town and their immediate need for some sort of ghost exterminator? Something seems very fishy about this.

Well, nevermind. Annie has much more important things on her mind, even though she is unflirty. She needs to find someone to mate with as soon as possible and spread her genes. The hottie outside the library catches her eye and she starts to chat him up.



The fella seems to be in a chatty mood and Annie seems to be enjoying his company.



"So, that definitely is a library!"


"Yes, I also like pools!"

"Ugh, pools are for peasants."



He doesn't seem to put off by Annie's disgusting classism.

"Listen, I heard that that restaurant place that starts with a B, or a D, I think it's a B, anyway, yeah, I heard they were quite good."

"I kill ghosts!"



"Wheepee! That's fantastic! Let's go!"

Annie and Greenwood arrive at the restaurant, her wearing the only formal outfit that fit in that red hoodie, and him the most disgusting green t-shirt he could find. Greenwood makes his move!



Annie is willing to overlook his terrible sense in fashion, and enjoys the attention despite her unflirty personality trait. Maybe they'll have some babies together.

Annie is excited, and the next morning, invites him for a brunch date taking place in her bathroom.



He gives Annie some flowers, and then whispers something into her ear.

"This is probably stupid," Annie says to him, gazing into his possible future second-in-command's eyes, "but you don't have a girlfriend, do you?"

Greenwood looks away, then smiles reassuringly.

"Of course I don't have a girlfriend," he squeezes her hands, points at the bouquet of roses she has managed to stuff in her TARDIS like hoodie pockets. "But my wife's name is Holly if you would like to meet her."

"What? Get out!"

"Pfft, I have had woohoos that lasted longer than this. And trust me, they were really short!" Greenwood says, storming out.

Annie isn't pleased, but she spots another potential mate outside her house. This one looks like a bit of a rebel, and he isn't even wearing a shirt.



But, Sinbad doesn't seem to impress with Annie's unrefined speaking skills.



Originally posted at http://appleslegacy.wordpress.com
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