Open Letters
Dear men who put "top" in their profile: That description raises certain expectations, damn it. So get with the program already. Kthnxbye. PS: Don't talk politics afterward, I really don't care who you're voting for. No, really. It was a trick. Now hush.
Dear Levitra: I've tried you twice now and you've given me a massive headache afterward, both times. Thanks for nothing. Bitch.
Dear hot, hot boy in the motorcycle gear: Damn. Thank you. And the fuzzy chest that you kept covering up? Stop it. Some of us like those. I don't care if it was more about the gear, I liked the chest, too. PS: Move in closer, that was too far to drive. ;)
Dear Levitra: I've tried you twice now and you've given me a massive headache afterward, both times. Thanks for nothing. Bitch.
Dear hot, hot boy in the motorcycle gear: Damn. Thank you. And the fuzzy chest that you kept covering up? Stop it. Some of us like those. I don't care if it was more about the gear, I liked the chest, too. PS: Move in closer, that was too far to drive. ;)