I stole it from Jun Jun
The 10 commandments (ebonics style)
Sometimes you have to get the message across the best way you can. Try this for those who don't understand King James.
1. I'm God, don't play me. (I am the Lord, they God, thou shalt not have any other gods before me)
2. Don't be makin' no hood ornaments outta me. (Thou shalt not make unto me any graven image)
3. Don't be callin' me for no reason. (Thou shalt not use thy name in vain)
4. Y'all betta be in church on sundays. And not just the sundays that land on Mother's day, Easter and Christmas. (Keep holy the sabbath day)
5. Don't dis or cuss out yo mama. And if you know who yo daddy is, don't cuss him out either. (Honor they father and they mother)
6. Don't be goin' on no drive-bys. (Thou shalt not kill)
7. Stick to ya own boo. (Thou shalt not commit adultery)
8. Don't be borrowin' stuff and don't give it back. (Thou shalt not steal)
9. Don't be snitching on the other man to save yo behind. (Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor)
10. Don't be eyein, skeeming yo homie's ride, woman or nuffin. (Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to thy neighbor)