A Picspam of Act One of Legally Blonde: The Musical
Margot: Dear Elle he's a lucky guy I'm like
gonna cry. I got tears coming out of my nose.
MAD PROPS! He's the campus catch. You're a
perfect match, 'cause you both have such
great taste in clothes! Of course he will
propose!
Margot: Bruiser, Where is Elle?
Bruiser: Woof!
Margot: SHE'S TRAPPED IN THE
OLD VALLEY MILL?!
Bruiser: Woof!
Margot: Whoops! Sorry! THE OLD
OLD VALLEY MALL?!
Elle: It's almost there but...this dress needs
to seal the deal. Make a grown man kneel but
It can't come right out and say bride. Can't
look like I'm desperate or like I'm waiting
for it. I gotta leave Warner his pride, so
bride is more implied!
Delta Nus: Omigod
Elle: Omigod
All: Omigod, you
guys! Omigod!
Warner: We both know why we're here, I see it in your eyes.
I guess it calms my fear to know it's not a surprise. I
thought one look at you, looking like a dream come true
Would leave me speechless like you always do, but now we're
wide awake. We've got some plans to make. Let's take some
action, baby. So, baby, give me your hand, I've got some
dreams to make true. I've got the future all planned. It's
time to get serious. Time to get serious with you.
Kate: That's great, nice plan.
Now can we think this through?
Harvard Law School?
Elle: I have a 4.0 average.
Kate: Yeah, in Fashion
Merchandising. What makes you
think you can do this?
Mr. Woods: What you want, Button, you just say the word!
But what you want's absurd and costs a whole lot of swag
and hell why? Button, when you can stay right here
pursue a film career.
Mrs. Woods: How 'bout a nice burken bag?
Mr. Woods: Yes, the east coast is foreign. There's no
film studios. It's cold and dark, no valet parking. All
the girls have different noses! Christ, Button! It's
like the damned frontier.
Margot: Hey everybody, it's the spring fling beer bash extreme!
Frat Boys: EXTREME!
Kate: Not for you! Time to study! Go!
Margot: This year's theme: Jamaican me crazy!!!
Elle: How about love? Have you ever been in love? 'Cause if you have, you'll
know that love never accepts a defeat. No challenge it can't meet. No place
it cannot go. Don't say no to a woman in love. Don't laugh when I say love.
Don't think that I'm naive. Because even a person who's smart can listen to
their heart, can listen and believe so believe in what love can achieve. Do
you believe?
Professor: I do!
Professor: Me too!
All: Yes, We believe in love! How 'bout you?!
Dean Of Admissions: Welcome to Harvard!
All: Pretty impressive, good to know
Emmett: Welcome to Harvard!
Sundeep: What's up?
Enid: Yo!
Callahan: All right, then, you heard your classmate.
You have just been killed. She cut your throat, so
grab your coat. Yes, you've got guts but...
All: Now they're spilled. Your blood's in the water.
Callahan: So would you please withdraw and if you
return, be ready to learn or is it unfair? Oh, wait
I don't care! That's just how I rule, in life and in
school with fear and shock and awe. You're nothing
until the thrill of the kill becomes your only law!
Greek Chorus: Keep it positive
Margot: As you slap her to the
floor!
Greek Chorus: Keep it positive
Serena: As you pull her hair
and call her whore!
Paulette: In a bar once I met this guy Dewey and he bought me like 14 beers.
And he told me that he was from Ireland, so I lived with him 10 years. If I
squinted he looked like my sailor, through my boozy delusional fog, but he
dumped me for some slut named Kayla! Took my trailer and took my dog!
Paulette: There's a guy at that party who loves you. Something most of us only dream
of. You go out there and you get some Ireland, the country of whiskey and love!
Warner: Those parties senior year I thought we ruled the world.
Elle: You funneled all that beer. I held your head when you hurled.
Warner: We were like Gods back then walking among common men. Tell
me why can't it be that way again? v
Emmett: I grew up in the Roxbury slums, with my mom and a series of bums.
Guys who showed me all the ways a man can fail. I got through law school
by busting my ass, worked two jobs in addition to class! So forgive me
for not weeping at your tale.
Elle: Well excuse me, just because you got some kind of chip on your
shoulder....
Emmett: You know what? You're right, there's a chip on my shoulder and
it's big as a boulder. With the chance I've been given, I'm gonna be
driven as hell...
Emmett: You gotta plow through 'til you've-
Elle: FOUND IT!
Emmett: Been reading it hard I can tell....
Greek Chorus: Daughter of Delt Nu show them at that you're no fool!
Daughter of Delta Nu, go back to school with a big chip on your
shoulder!
Callahan: Dear god, it's scented.
Emmett: Guess she got a chip on her shoulder.
Maybe some wise man told her "With the chance
we've been given we gotta be DRIVEN AS HELL!"
Emmett: I guess you never can tell
with Little Miss Woods comma Elle!
No, you never can tell with Little
Miss Woods comma Elle!
Elle: Paulette are you ready?
Paulette: I don't know Elle. Dewey scares the crap outta me!
Elle: That's okay! Channel that fear! Remember you are a
strong independent woman and you must be reunited with your
dog.
Emmett: Anyone who bakes their dog a birthday cake deserves
nothing less.
Paulette: AND IT'S SHAPED LIKE A BONE!
Elle: And that kind of devotion cannot be ignored!
Paulette: Well, it's not easy finding dog friendly chocolate
substitutes.
Paulette: This is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me! Bar none!
Elle: Wait, was that Law? Is this the point of law? I'm feeling
kind of high.
Emmett: .....You okay?
Elle: This is why we all study and slog, to help the underdog.
I so identify....
Elle: All of this time I've planed, I'd be patient, and you would love me again.
You'd come to respect my mind, and at last you'd find, you could love me again.
And I have turned my whole world upside down, trying not to let you go....
Watching you walk away is like a fatal blow.
Elle: Is that my name up on that list? Does someone know that I exists?!
Elle: It's like making love with you all night.
No wait it feels so much better hello much
better. It's Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Ooooooh! Much better!
Elle: I am so much better...THAN BEFORE!
made for broadwayverse
all caps are from the MTV broadcast of Legally Blonde: The Musical and are made by me.