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Jim M.
Informal Essay
10/3/03
Wearing Glasses
Seeing people with glasses is very common these days. Glasses may at first be an unwanted accessory but many like them. They serve many purposes and give people a whole new look. Glasses are prescribed to people with bad vision. Wearing glasses has many advantages.
Glasses can commonly make people look intelligent in life. When wearing glasses, one looks classy and super smart. When not wearing them, one may look dumb, extremely stupid or just normal. Also people seem to trust others with glasses more than people without. With glasses, people look very truthful. Nobody lies with glasses. It’s just not logical. Glasses can really change your IQ, or just what people think it is.
Glasses also block objects. If cars wore glasses, no cars would get crapped on because with glasses, objects never hit you. Nobody ever hits a man with glasses either. It’s an unwritten rule. Zach Bluett is a lucky man, just kidding Zach. One must wait for the other to remove thy glasses before beating the living you know what out of them. Rain is not a problem when you have glasses. The water just slicks off like butter on a knife.(slick)
Another “perk” of wearing glasses is the extreme style. Drew Carey models his great big glasses on TV and now he’s a bajillionaire. It’s a simple equation.Glasses+person= really cool rich guy. Sometimes glasses can be a fashion statement too. Let’s hypothesize that you’re an extremely open homosexual and you just want the world to know about it. How does one achieve that feat, Giant purple glasses with rainbow beads. Glasses are great. They come in so many shapes and sizes youl’d think they wouldn’t fit, BUT THEY DO!!!!!!
Glasses are a great thing these days. People across the world have found the unbelievable goodness that comes with wearing glasses. "I can’t believe those aren’t bifocals" is a new term for giant glasses. Glasses are so multipurposal it’s just not funny. I did this at 10:00 on Sunday night. Steelers stink.