Dear Mr. Skateboarder:
Skateboarding shirtless through a strip mall while trying (and failing) to do tiny little ollies and then threatening a girl (who is 5-10 years younger than you, is half your size, and works in an independantly-owned clothing shop) because you think she's going to call the cops on you, when in all reality if you had been civil about the situation probably would have offered you a cookie, is TOTALLY HARDCORE AND MANLY.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.